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Classic Changde dialect
1.galazy-little swearing, synonymous with Changde: Guaida. It means bad, bad things. Can be added at the end of the sentence to emphasize very, very.
Example: this is laziness ~! I locked the spoon in the house!
(miserable! I locked my key at home! )
Thanks to laziness, you don't talk to our port.
I'm so tired, don't talk to me. )
2. Will die-generally describe the behavior of girls when they are crazy. This noun is leaf.
Example: You will die! The bandits are sweating all over!
You're crazy! I'm sweating all over! )
You leaf god, don't let me live, you play ~
My mother said you were too crazy to let me play with you.
3. Wake up-adjective, meaning very clean and tidy.
Example: My cousin in your room is very good at cleaning up the room. The room is so alert.
Your wife is very virtuous and her home is very tidy.
4. Coffee fight-verb, catch, catch.
Example: coffee fight! The skull-chopping thief picked up all the rice cookers in the room and left!
Get him! The thief who got a thousand knives stole all my rice cookers!
5. Ai Ju (1) a battle verb, get down.
Example: Dou ~ Here comes the teacher!
Get down, the teacher is coming!
6. A little brother-adjective, a little, very little.
Boss, this dish of meat is only one step away from this door. I can't even find it when I lift the microscope!
Boss, this dish is so meaty that even the microscope can't see it! )
7. Lazy-making things up to brag. What others say is not reliable.
Ex: You are lazy all day, doing your brother's business?
You are always blowing your own horn. Why not do something serious? )
8. Then-that place, there. Tie the knot and point to the place. Let's get married here.
Example: There is an old man with a child there. Hurry up and fight!
There is a mouse there, catch it quickly!
9. Take a quick look-it's dirty.
Example: Alas ~ ~ ~ I will die at first sight ~ ~! ! ! And catch fish ~! ! Wash your hands with Lao tze, or I won't give you seven meals!
(alas, it's so dirty! ! ! Touch it with your hand Wash your hands quickly, or you won't be fed! )
10. Pick four, you can catch the scattered drops, which one is not good? -It's easy to clean you up. Why, aren't you happy?
Fourth: clean up; Look at your room. It's flat and lazy. Clean your room, it's filthy as hell. )
Lao Song: It's very simple. I ran 800 meters to catch loose water drops. I ran 800 meters easily. )
What happened? What happened? Context one, expressing concern; Context 2 means to provoke the other side.
What kind of person are you? What happened to your hand? What's the matter with you? Why is your hand bleeding? )
1 1. alive-just right, very suitable.
Ex.: These children are dressed alive ~
These shoes fit me very well. )
12. Eight people died in the dark-an adjective meaning scared to death.
Ex: You really hacked eight people to death ~! Let the cat out of the bag
You want to scare people to death, you can't even walk quietly! )
13. False gemag-adjective, pretend, pretend.
Example: Gee, buy all the pots and pans, and God will cook the meal ~
(Gee, I also bought pots and pans, thinking that I am a kitchen god ~)
14. Don't tilt the bucket seven times, you will die! -Don't eat so much, you are so delicious ~
15. Don't like Taiwan Province-hate, hate.
Ex: You are tired of Taiwan Province. Stay away from me.
You are really annoying. Leave me alone. )
16. Carving-Do a good deed and make a fool of yourself.
Example: Stop pretending, you are hiding. Are you Tony Leung Chiu Wai?
Stop making a fool of yourself. Do you think you are Tony Leung Chiu Wai? )
17. Hit the red bag-topless.
Ex.: It's so hot in this skull that I can't wait to turn red.
It's so hot that I don't want to wear clothes. )
18. hide-and-seek game.
Example: Are you playing? Which one is a ghost? Nonsense is not naughty ~ ~
Let's play hide and seek. Who's the ghost? (er. . . Strange white strange black. . . I can't do it. . . )
19. Seven Mangs (1 sound)-there is food to eat, which means to let the children eat.
Example: Come on, seven people, and then seven times.
Come on, eat, eat more meat. )
20. Gafart-a very rude adjective, which means not good, or just forget it.
Example: Ha (four tones) began to fart! Whatever. We'll talk about it then.
Take it off. Anyway, we'll talk about it then. Ha: It means blind. )
2 1. Consumption ① Guy-a very powerful person.
Example: then you are a pain in the ass. I have bitten my tongue. You haven't got it right yet!
You eat Chili until my tongue is almost broken, but you're fine! )
22. In a hurry-in a hurry.
She paid the money in a hurry. Do you think she is a group?
She handed over the money in a hurry. Do you think she's stupid? )
23. Spoon-idiot, idiot.
Example: You are just a spoon. One plus one equals zero.
You are such an idiot. One plus one equals zero. )
24. It's dark around here.
Example: I am covered with black water droplets. Where can I go?
I'm all black. Are you out of your mind? )
25. Didi Baba -7788
Example: Eight or eight drops add up to 10,000 yuan.
(7788 may add up to nearly 10 thousand yuan. )
26. Nonsense-brag and blow water.
He is full of nonsense. You believe him!
He's talking nonsense, and you still believe what he says! )
27. Old people-old people. Disrespectful to grandpa is also disrespectful to father.
Example: I won 200 yuan playing with the old man in the house yesterday, and I died blind.
My father beat 200 yuan at cards yesterday and showed off everywhere. )
28. You have a lot of shit! -You're really stupid enough to shit. . . Well, literally, literally, you are so stupid! ! ! )
29. The ashes are rolling. It's a battle! -It's hot, don't burn it!
30. Waves-Alleys.
Example: There is a Lang Lang beef noodle restaurant behind the school, and it got a good score of seven.
There is a delicious beef noodle restaurant in the alley behind the school. )
3 1. What do you want? -What do you want? It means a threatening tone in a quarrel.
Example: What do you want to do? I don't have to do this. You won't win.
What do you want? Can't I beat you? )
32. Ah Zha-pain and depression.
Example: What a pity! I hid in the toilet and smoked a cigarette yesterday, and was scolded by Teacher Chen.
It's really depressing Teacher Chen caught me smoking in the toilet yesterday. )
33.Ga test-start.
Example: Try again, try again, have fun, and suddenly wait for him, waiting for a long time!
At first, we did our own thing without waiting for them. )
34. don't worry -Wait, don't worry!
Don't worry, I haven't changed you yet!
Wait, I'm still looking for your change! )
35. One shot-ten, ten. Quantifier
Example: Is such a broken book worth shooting? Boss, did you kill Bam too much?
A book of this quality costs ten dollars? Boss, are you too dark? )
Add some yourself.
36. Hu Da hung up and died.
37. It is my fault that I am unhappy.
38. A generation of boredom-no image of love
39. Pick-spoon
40. Bird bag-How delicious is it?
4 1. Pangga crab
42. Take a shrimp-find a mistress
43. Stupid stick-just a fool
44. Real Korea-Today
45. Wan An-We
46. Make a draft-ugly.
47。 Nuclear Treasure-Stupidity
Tie it, tie it, tie it.
49. Feet are so long-feet are very long.
50. If you don't hold the bucket, you will die! -Stop eating, you are so delicious.
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