Send a Valentine's Day message to your boyfriend. You can give him these this year.

Send a Valentine's Day message to your boyfriend.

1. The air conditioner falls in love with the electric fan, turns in the cool wind, the cup falls in love with the teapot, the fruit falls in love with the vegetables, and the plates and bowls are full of rice. I fell in love with you because I thought you would fall in love with a scoundrel like me. Whether you come or not, I will love you as much as you do.

2. Honey, help me. My brain terminal was infected by acacia virus, my emotional sector was formatted, and all files were renamed as "I love you". exe”。 Please help me detoxify with your love in February 14!

You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me grab your furry hand and have a bite! Oh, it is love that makes us walk upright! Let's go hunting on Valentine's Day!

4. treat me like a bully! Anyway, in February this year 14, you should accompany me all day, return all the time you usually owe me, and then say to me, Happy Valentine's Day!

Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and liver have been "stolen" by you ... can you let me talk to my heart and liver members this Valentine's Day?