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Wang Xiaojian’s curse words

1. When your mother gave birth to you, she threw away the placenta and raised you.

2. You should have been shot against the wall.

3. You are a living collection of abstract art.

4. It would be good for your parents to use those ten minutes to go for a walk.

5. Let me ask you something, are your parents married to incest?

6. Today’s little boys have a lot of friendships, but they are not as good as their breasts! This is a person who likes the new and dislikes the old. As a species, you are looking for life and death, are you worthy of yourself?

7. Go home, take a shower, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don’t act like a school-age girl looking like a stockpile. of.

8. Eat some meat! Although this meat is fat, it is fat but not greasy, just like me, fat but not stupid.

9. When you betray someone, you will start to doubt your own personality.

10. I am worthy of myself and that love.

11. Feelings are actually good feelings, so that’s why I’m obsessed with them day and night. If it was just you and me casually playing around without being polite at the beginning, then the breakup would definitely be better than a crappy movie. After the show ended, people didn’t want to miss it any longer.

12. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see that I am not just unkempt. To put it mildly, the person in the mirror is a drug-addicted woman with poor appearance. Only the bags under her eyes are plump all over her body. I was completely devastated. Really, the changes in life are unavoidable. If you want to cover your ears, there will always be people with cameras watching you.

13. Your mouth is probably full of dung beetles, otherwise why would your speech be so smelly?

14. Biologically speaking, you have no hybrid vigor at all.

15. Does your dad not care if your mom calls you cousin?

16. You look very archaeologically valuable.

17. My friend, your appearance interferes with the signal.

18. Notre Dame de Paris is missing you as a bell ringer.

19. If it takes a month for me to stop having labor pains after a breakup, to stop wanting to beg him to come back all the time, and to stop getting flustered and trembling when I think of his name, then I have successfully gone three points. one of the road sections.

20. In the dream, even God said to me through voice-over, what kind of ending will your rampant life have? I am also holding a wait-and-see attitude.

21. Yes, many years ago, my pretentiousness, romance, and the right time and place have all expired today. More importantly, the person who was with me back then actually chose Canceled the ticket and left the meeting.

22. Yourcenar said something that I have always found extremely mean but extremely accurate: The most filthy thing in the world is self-esteem. At this moment, I suddenly realized that even if I was dirty, I would still need this self-esteem to accompany me for the rest of my life.

23. You are truly at home.

24. I have several photos of your mother on my computer.

25. Your dad is your mom’s second brother.

26. You don’t have a head, or you have mold on your head.

27. Please take a pee and look at yourself.

28. Cover your face like a celebrity.

29. How can we humans have a close relative like you?

30. It’s a bit of a setback, but it should have great potential. Let's make do with it for now, that's all he will be anyway, grandma doesn't love what uncle doesn't love.

31. If you really scare the toilet to the point of clogging, scare the faucet to the point of crying, and make the incandescent lamp explode with anger, then I can only worship you.

32. Why are you pretending to be young? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies. Wang Xiaojian’s curse words

1. It’s so thrilling... so creative.

2. Why are you pretending to be young? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies.

3. When your mother gave birth to you, she threw away the placenta and raised you.

4. You should have been shot against the wall.

5. You are a living collection of abstract art.

6. It would be good for your parents to use those ten minutes to go for a walk.

7. Let me ask you something, are your parents married to close relatives?

8. Does your dad not care if your mom calls you cousin?

9. There are several photos of your mother on my computer.

10. Your dad is your mom’s second brother.

11. Do you have no brain, or do you have mold on your head?

12. Please take a pee and look at yourself.

13. Cover your face like a celebrity.

14. How come we humans have close relatives like you.

15. It’s a bit of a setback, but it should have great potential. Let's just make do with it for now, that's all he is anyway, grandma doesn't love what uncle doesn't love.

16. Your mouth is probably full of dung beetles, otherwise why would your speech be so smelly?

17. Biologically speaking, you have no hybrid vigor at all.

18. If you really scare the toilet to the point of clogging, scare the faucet to the point of crying, and make the incandescent lamp explode with anger, then I can only worship you.

19. You look very archaeologically valuable.

20. My friend, your appearance interferes with the signal.

21. Notre Dame de Paris is missing you as a bell ringer.

22. You are truly a throwback to your ancestors——

23. You should not be released.

24. Is your brain blocked by the door?

25. You look sincere and artistic...

26. You are so courageous to live.

27. Look at you nourishing your wife like a flower...

28. You are so ecstatic that it makes everyone’s liver ache.

29. Look creative and live with courage.

30. Girl, you look really annoying.

31. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

32. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

33. I have never done anything good in my entire life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

34. I can only play a role in TV series.

35. It’s not as good as chewing gum that has been sprinkled with dog urine on the roadside.

36. Even Ruhua is more than 10 times more handsome than you.

37. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

38. If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

39. Not even amoeba can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

40. Let her go...Mani Mani...Have I ever told you not to pester Huang Xiaoxian anymore. I get blocked on the way to work, blocked in front of your home after get off work, and I write letters instead of answering your phone calls. You are so classic! Normally, forget it, but here you are, even if you don’t understand the law, she is still standing next to her gasping for breath, you are blind, point, point, what are you pointing at? Your university teacher never taught you to respect others, in elementary school The teacher never taught you to be civilized and polite. Why did Xiaoxian break up with you? You didn't care about such a trivial matter. We are too lazy to mention it. Aren't you ashamed that Xiaoxian still embarrassed you? Threatening me, stealing my marriage? You remember the wrong day? It's not Huang Xiaoxian and I who are doing things today. We must inform you when we are doing things. Today is someone else's big day. Is it appropriate to call your parents and ask them?

41. I have a friend who has a very special hobby and likes to collect other people’s boogers. I will help you borrow some inventory when the time comes, and then you can send it to Li Ke with the words Xinjiang Natural Large Raisins, Sufficient Sunshine , beauty and beauty...

42. In this era and in this world, if you suffer from depression or something, you will be embarrassed to see your friends.

43. Huang Xiaoxian, I tell you clearly, no matter what you wear tomorrow, it will not attract his attention. Even if you drink too much tomorrow, take off your clothes, leaving only a black garter stockings all over the place. If you run away, it won't be him who wraps your coat around you, do you understand? If you don’t understand, don’t call me again! Text message: I'm afraid what I just said was too strong and made it difficult for you to think about committing suicide. As the saying goes, the brave will win when meeting on a narrow road, so tomorrow, you can continue to go on a rampage and treat other people's weddings as the funeral of your ex-boyfriend. I will protect you.

44. Wei Wei said he wanted to buy Cartier, which made me so angry. How can something like that from the nouveau riche support your temperament? Of course it belongs to Tiffany.

45. I admit that if I were five or six years younger, I would pursue a girl like you.

46. You have never given birth to anyone, so what qualifications do you have to talk about life.

47. “Go home, take a shower, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don’t act like a school-age girl who’s selling stuff out of stock.”

48 , You act very brutally!

49. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

50. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt? …oh? Sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where did your ass go?

51. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.

52. MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value.

53. The flying sand and rocks are long and miraculous.

54. You chased me naked for two kilometers and I looked back and thought I was a gangster!

55. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

56. You are illegal!

57. International faces are universal.

58. She looked at him with regret and said, "Can the surgery make things come back?"

59. Your appearance has exceeded human imagination...

60. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig. The classic curse words in the movie 33 Days of Love, Wang Xiaojian’s curse words

The classic curse words in the movie 33 Days of Love, Wang Xiaojian’s curse words

1. Your mother gave birth to you When I was young, I threw you away and raised the placenta.

2. You should have been shot against the wall.

3. You are a living collection of abstract art.

4. It would be good for your parents to use those ten minutes to go for a walk.

5. Let me ask you something, are your parents married to incest?

6. "Today's little boys have a lot of friendship, but they are not as good as their breasts! This is a As a species that likes the new and hates the old, you are looking for life and death, are you worthy of yourself?"

7. "Go home, take a shower, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don't end up looking like a teenage girl with inventory. "It's like dumping something."

8. "Eat some meat! Don't look at this meat, but it's fat but not greasy. Just like me, I'm fat but not stupid."

9. When you betray someone, you start to doubt your own personality.

10. I am worthy of myself and that love.

11. Feelings are actually good feelings, so that’s why I’m obsessed with it. If it was just you and me casually playing around without being polite at the beginning, then the breakup would definitely be better than a crappy movie. After the show ended, people didn’t want to miss it any longer.

12. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see that I am not just unkempt. To put it mildly, the person in the mirror is a drug-addicted woman with poor appearance. Only the bags under her eyes are plump all over her body. I was completely devastated. Really, the changes in life are unavoidable. If you want to cover your ears, there will always be people with cameras watching you.

13. Your mouth is probably full of dung beetles, otherwise why would your speech be so smelly?

14. Biologically speaking, you have no hybrid vigor at all.

15. Does your dad not care if your mom calls you cousin?

16. You look very archaeologically valuable.

17. My friend, your appearance interferes with the signal.

18. Notre Dame de Paris is missing you as a bell ringer.

19. If it takes a month for me to stop having labor pains after a breakup, to stop wanting to beg him to come back all the time, and to stop getting flustered and trembling when I think of his name, then I have successfully gone three points. one of the road sections.

20. In the dream, even God said to me through voice-over, what kind of ending will your rampant life have? I am also holding a wait-and-see attitude.

21. Yes, many years ago, my pretentiousness, romance, and the right time and place have all expired today. More importantly, the person who was with me back then actually chose Canceled the ticket and left the meeting.

22. Yourcenar said something that I have always found extremely mean but extremely accurate: The most filthy thing in the world is self-esteem. At this moment, I suddenly realized that even if I was dirty, I would still need this self-esteem to accompany me for the rest of my life.

23. You are truly at home.

24. I have several photos of your mother on my computer.

25. Your dad is your mom’s second brother.

26. You don’t have a head, or you have mold on your head.

27. Please take a pee and look at yourself.

28. Cover your face like a celebrity.

29. How can we humans have a close relative like you?

30. It’s a bit of a setback, but it should have great potential. Let's just make do with it for now, that's all he is anyway, grandma doesn't love what uncle doesn't love.

31. If you really scare the toilet to the point of clogging, scare the faucet to the point of crying, and make the incandescent lamp explode with anger, then I can only worship you.

32. Why are you pretending to be young? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies. Wang Xiaojian

1. Why are you pretending to be young? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies.

2. When your mother gave birth to you, she threw away the placenta and raised you.

3. You should have been shot against the wall.

4. You are a living collection of abstract art.

5. It would be good for your parents to use those ten minutes to go for a walk.

6. Let me ask you something, are your parents married to close relatives?

7. Does your dad not care if your mom calls you cousin?

8. I have several photos of your mother on my computer.

9. Your dad is your mom’s second brother.

10. You don’t have a head, or you have mold on your head.

11. Please take a pee and look at yourself.

12. Cover your face like a celebrity.

13. How can we humans have a close relative like you?

14. It’s a bit of a setback, but it should have great potential. Let's just make do with it for now, that's all he is anyway, grandma doesn't love what uncle doesn't love.

15. Your mouth is probably full of dung beetles, otherwise why would your speech be so smelly?

16. Biologically speaking, you have no hybrid vigor at all.

17. If you really frighten the toilet to the point of clogging, frighten the faucet to the point of crying, and make the incandescent lamp explode with anger, then I can only worship you.

18. You look very archaeologically valuable.

19. My friend, your appearance interferes with the signal.

20. Notre Dame de Paris is missing you as the bell ringer.

21. You are really back to your ancestors.

22. "Today's little boys, a thousand pounds of friendship is not as good as a pound of breast! This is a species that likes the new and hates the old. You are looking for life and death, are you worthy of yourself?"

23 , "Go home, take a shower, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don't act like a school-age girl who is selling stuff out of stock."

24. "Eat some meat." ! Don’t look at this fat meat, but it is fat but not greasy, just like me, fat but not stupid.

25. When you betray someone, you will even begin to doubt your own personality.

26. I am worthy of myself and that love.

27. If it takes a month for the pain to stop after a breakup, for me to stop begging him to come back all the time, and for me to stop getting flustered and trembling when I think of his name, then I have successfully walked a third of the way.

28. In the dream, even God said to me through voice-over, what kind of ending will your rampant life have?

29. I know. , there are many good young people on the market, there must be someone who is humorous but not artificial, gentle but not salty, and his appearance does not need to be dignified, but he can hit my heart with a casual smile, and there are so many weird things alive in the vast sea of ??people. Is there no room for such a person to exist?

30. Yes, many years ago, my pretentiousness, my romance, and my right time and place have all expired. What’s more important, back then, The person who was with me actually chose to cancel the ticket and leave midway.

31. Yourcenar said something that I always thought was extremely mean but extremely accurate: The most filthy person in the world. Nothing is better than self-esteem. At this moment, I suddenly realized that even if I am dirty, I still need this self-esteem to accompany me for the rest of my life.

32. Love is actually a good feeling, so I miss you so much. The entanglement of thoughts and dreams, if you and I were just casually playing around without being polite at the beginning, then the breakup would definitely be more lingering than when a crappy movie ends.

33. I don’t care about it. I don't care about your apology, you said you owe me a lot, what I want is this kind of reciprocal relationship. In a relationship, we love each other at the beginning, but at the end, we are enemies of each other, and you are unkind and I am unjust. I want you to know that we are always evenly matched.

35. I looked around me, and in a daze, I felt that there were still traces of him sitting next to the sofa, and there was also his spare toothbrush in the bathroom. , in the frame, the photo of the two people never expires, their smiles are so bright. I know that somewhere in the world, a more tragic separation of life and death must be going on, but at this moment, I am alone, and there are memories everywhere. They are all trying to slow me down. This kind of capital punishment is even more terrifying.

36. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see that I am not just unkempt. To put it mildly, the person in the mirror is a drug-addicted woman with poor appearance. , all over my body, only the bags under my eyes were still full. I was completely depressed. Really, changes in life are unavoidable, and there will be people watching you with cameras even if you want to hide your eyes.

37. I want to fill the bar. Running around, I want to do a public opinion survey. I want to run up to the middle-aged and elderly people in suits with serious looks and sip martinis, and ask them, are you still afraid of wearing a brand name worth tens of thousands of dollars? Will armor protect you from harm? I want to ask those girls who are full of fragrance and have erratic eyes and 28 small white teeth when they smile. Now let you sit on the back of a Beijing boy's bicycle and roam the alleys. Wandering, are you still willing? How did it evolve into the indestructible person it is today?

38. I want to catch up with that car. I have something to say to him. I want to ask him, I know what I did wrong, can you wait for me below for a while? I made you walk step by step without dignity. In order to punish me, I was even willing to roll all the way to your feet and be equal to you from now on. Can you wait for me again? The road ahead is too dangerous. There are so many people in the world. You are my partner who makes me feel safe. Please don’t give up on me just like that. Please don’t give up on me. I must tell him. I no longer want the self-esteem that can be shattered in one blow, and all my self-confidence is groundless. I can show you how humble I am now. Can you forgive me? Please forgive me.