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Crazy Hype Team

A: I don’t know how the work went. One day, it really worried me. Hey, son, who do you think your father is? Uncle Liu, I am your father. Let me ask you, how is your life over there? Have you calculated the money? Calculate it? Okay, I'll do another job here, and I'll go home to settle the accounts in the evening, that's all. (Hang up the phone) When we get to Niangen underground, there is a lot of work to do. Let’s assemble (everyone comes on stage) B: Report to the boss that everyone is here

A: Are you here? Let’s have a small impromptu meeting. Today we received a big job, we need to promote a company, today’s company. . C: What are you doing? Dachengzi A: How could I meet you? C: Why, are you not happy to see me? A: I want to cry

C: Why are you crying? Let me tell you, Dachengzi, I am your noble person, and I am the one who called you to promote the company. A: Is the company yours? Sorry, I can’t do your job

C: Why

A: Last year, I was gone for a year because of your job. I had those two stickers on my door. The doorkeeper is not standing guard now, he has run away

C: Last year was last year, and this year is this year. To show my sincerity, I will give you the money first today. A: You give the money first, you give the money first, Then I can take another risk. C: That being said, if I cooperate with you, I will still take risks. A: What can you take risks?

C: What do I have to take risks? Do you think you can do it?

A: I dare say that my team this year is all elite. There are three types of atmosphere in my team. The first type is from heaven, the second type is from the world, and the third type is from the underworld. D: What are you going to do? Why are you better than me?

A: Is it easy for me to organize this bunch of people together? Yes, I have to worry a lot. I took them for a walk two days ago, and the driver just looked at them. More than 200 vehicles rear-ended each other, and the highway was closed at the time.

Audience: Yeah

A: Just drop it, okay

C: Let’s get down to business. I have opened a company now. In the past year, I have always been If it’s not popular, I just want you to hype it up for me. Do you think these people can do it?

A: Not to mention your company, a buddy of mine called me two days ago and said that the blog was not popular and asked me to help promote it. When I went to see him, he wrote about me. I was sitting on the bed playing poker with a few buddies at night. Do you think it will be popular? I added a title and it became popular

C: How did you add it? < /p>

A: Price, eh, this year’s price is different from last year’s price. Aren’t you speculating on the company? It depends on how popular you want it to be. Here is a watch. Do you see it? Curse, one thousand ; Experts scolded, 2,000; consumers scolded, 3,000; TV station scolded, 5,000; Industrial and Commercial Bureau seized, 10,000; the company went bankrupt and was heavily in debt, 15,000.

C: No, you are doing it all the wrong way. What I want is for you to make my company a hot topic. If you speculate like this, why don’t we close it down? A: Are you hyping this up? I have no idea at all. If you want the company to be popular, someone has to scold it. The more people scold, the more popular the company will be. C: That’s it. How much does it cost for a situation like mine?

Crowd: 200. . 250.

A: Stop, this is going to end. Can you wait for my good news?

Everyone: Listen to the boss, stand still, stand still. .

A: This is the second time we have cooperated, and we can be considered friends. I will give you a 20% discount, 5,000 (I turned around and said I can’t do it for 3,000 less)

C: Keep your word, give me the money first

A: That’s it, that’s it, I’ve got the money, one hundred for you, one hundred for you. . . . . B: Boss, I have something to discuss with you. Can you change my position for me? A: Do you think the money is too little?

B: It’s not about the lack of money. My physique is too old to be made like this. A: It’s good that I don’t have a physique. . .

You are blackmailing me, I will add another hundred to you. Everyone: What are you doing? Why are you adding one hundred to him? B: What are you doing? Are you willing to give me some extra money?

Everyone: I don’t want to

B: I can’t stand talking to you like this, and I can’t bear it. Otherwise, we will change positions. Everyone: No, come on. Come on

C: Brother, let me ask, what is his position?

A: His position is quite special. I will introduce it to you separately in a moment. Let’s first introduce the hype process. C: There is also a process. .

A: This is formal. The process is divided into three steps: one push, two scolding, and three exposure. First, I will create negative news for you, then find a group of people to scold you, and finally find someone to refute the rumors. , move the image back, and you will become popular. C: So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and get fired

A: Start (E holds the DV and put it on)

C: Wait a minute, this What are you doing, why are you recording this?

A: Can you aim well? Let me tell you, hyped videos and pictures are the most credible. Secondly, our company also just It was established to serve as an internal reference material so that I can gain experience in future speculation. Let me ask, what does your company do? C: Produces insoles

A: Produces insoles. . . .

C: Come, I have the product, ready-made, look at it. A: What is the name of this product?

C: Shuxin brand insoles

A: This name is too uncreative. I will give you an awesome name. You will call it Shilixiang insoles

C: Come on, the more the insoles are, the smellier they become. How can they still be very fragrant?

A: A better name will attract more attention and more people will buy it. I will first find an image spokesperson for this insole and let me see who is suitable. Come on, big face. F: Yes, that’s him.

G: What is he doing? I should do this job

A: Why are you always picking on the trouble? He has a good face. Look, this is just like a pair of shoe mats. Look, you can put them on either side. G: He is the spokesperson, and he earns more. We just coax him, but he earns less. D: Let me comfort you. G: No, I will speak for you

D: Listen to me, why is it not suitable for you? Think about it, if there are any Japanese melons, big sweet potatoes or butt pads that would suit you. A: Get this hairstyle. Think about endorsements

D: Have you used them?

A: No, I just tinkered with it. . .

Hey, video, video

E: What about this?

A: Is it turned on? I'm in a good mood, let's go

D: What kind of insoles do you wear? You'll have a good face. If you wear Shilixiang brand insoles, you have to be shameless. Everyone: OK

C: Dachengzi, too The word "hard"

A: What is "hard"? This word, the hardness of marble has not been improved for you yet. The hype has officially begun. Who is responsible for the negative news? H: Me

A: Duck Dan, don’t let me down, okay, give me a good start. H: Don’t worry. A: Gather your emotions and let’s go.

C: Hello (Duck Dan takes action) < /p>

G: What are you doing? Just be reasonable. What are you doing? Go up and slap your mouth. C: Dachengzi, what are you doing?

A: Don't worry, there must be a reason. Fatty, tell me why you hit someone.

G: Oh, she was crooked, but I straightened her up

A: Good people do good things, good people do good things, duck eggs, why are you so famous?

H: What is my reason? Ask him who he is. You use paper boxes as insoles. People in my family will get appendicitis from using these insoles. C: Go ahead, insoles are related to appendicitis. What does it have to do with it? H: Damn it

A: My body is too weak. I drank milk a few days ago and developed six kidney stones. C: You should pull it off

A: Okay, okay, come on, in the scandal, Part 1

F: Mr. Zhang, I just want you to tell me whether this child will be born or not

C: Will you give birth to it or not? What does having a child have to do with me, Dachengzi, what does this have to do with me, this matter A: Who are you asking, don’t blame me for this, your factory is too messy F: I guess I misjudged you This stinky man, your insoles are fake, your feelings are also fake C: Come on, where are you?

A: I know, I know, in the scandal, in the video , Part 1

E: Friends, the scene you just saw is a set of shots from my unannounced visit to the insole factory. Now it’s time for the workers to get off work, so I’m just looking for a worker to chat with him

C: I’m talking about Dachengzi, I didn’t bring any workers here

A: Hype, I have everyone in this group, I don’t need your people, I will do it myself

A: What are you doing (bumping into E)

E: Hello, it’s time to get off work. How many pairs of insoles can your insole factory produce in a day? A: What are you asking?

E: How many pairs of insoles can be produced

A: One day, I can’t say one day, sixty or seventy thousand pairs an hour

E: Then why do you use paper boxes for insoles?

A: The cost of cartons is low. Hey, are you from this factory? It's okay, don't ask random questions, go out

E: Friends, for the sake of safety, we decided to leave the factory. I believe that consumers already have the answer in their minds. C: Has he not been a reporter before? A: What kind of reporter do you want to be? He asked reporters to make unannounced visits

C: Do you think he is so similar?

A: Please keep your voice down. In the past, this was a big boss and a big business, just because he let reporters make unannounced visits. I'm sick, I'm with you in business, you look straight at me and you say those few words wherever you go

E: Friends, the scene you just saw is a shot of my unannounced visit inside the factory. . . (Pulled down) A: Fanning the flames

I: I, my boss, the boss A: If you have something to say, it’s just a joke

I: I don’t care about any posts exposing fake insoles I've compiled it. A: Then post it online quickly

I: I've posted it on all the major websites. I've sent more than 2,000 messages. A: Is the navy coming? I: It's coming

C: Wait a minute, Dachengzi, why is there a navy in this hype company? A: Navy, shui navy, tell him what it means

I: Navy, those who post and write messages online, nicknamed navy, I have gathered more than 1,000 brothers over there C : Dachengzi, okay. I haven’t seen you for a year. You have more than 1,000 people under your command?

A: There are even 10,000 people, and some of them are willing to do it for just two cents a day.

E: Friends, the scene we just saw is a set of shots from inside the factory. . .

A: Let him take the medicine quickly. We are almost done with our work. Many people are scolding you now. Let’s withdraw. C: No, no, wait a minute. We can’t leave. We can’t leave. Absolutely not. H: What are you doing? You still need to eat

C: Why are you leaving before you finish your work? A: Why aren't you finished? C: Why are you done?

A: Let me tell you, you are very popular now. If you look online, people are scolding you online. Why are you not done yet? I: Look, the click-through rate is so high

C: You scolded me for the high click-through rate. You ruined my image. You moved my image back and I gave you all the money. A : What you gave me was money for scolding you, hyping you up, and money to restore your image. You didn’t give me money. C: Don’t you think Dachengzi said this? Isn’t this deceiving me? A: You can scold me online. Dismissed. Everyone: Let’s go.

C: I’ll give you money. How much is it? A: Ten thousand C: How much?

A: Disbanded

C: Wait a minute, I admit defeat, ten thousand is ten thousand

A: My boss will reward me with a thousand people: thank my boss Reward

C: Stop being so annoying and bring my image back

A: It’s not that easy to change my image. You have to find a scapegoat and if you don’t fix it, this person will have to be beaten. C: Still have to be beaten?

A: No, so many people have bought fake insoles. You can’t make people hate you. If you make people hate you, you have to be beaten. I wonder who is the scapegoat. . . Come on, get ready

C: Who is the scapegoat?

B: That’s His Majesty

C: Are you the one who got beaten? Can you do it with your physique? B: Is it still okay? I’ll give you two more blows? C: Okay, okay, what does this mean?

B: Don’t you understand what I mean? No matter who hits me like this, I can hold on. A: Good job, it hurts, I won’t touch you, let’s get emotional! B: OK

A: Get ready, throw it

B: Stop, stop, boss, when this work is over, can you give me more insurance? A: Can I give you the entire physical examination again? Do your job well. B: Okay. Please A: Be prepared! Throw B: Stop, stop

A: What happened again?

B: Boss, if I have a sweetheart, tell Fat Ya to marry her to a good family. A: Otherwise, it doesn’t matter if they marry you

B: Boss , can you let me take one last look at my friends? A: Hurry up, ah

B: Friends, have a good New Year

A: Let’s start

B: Boss, it’s all mine That's wrong. I shouldn't use your trademark to make fake insoles. Those bad things were all done by me. A: Did you hear that? This guy is the one who made the fake insoles. Crowd: Beat him to death. . . .

A: Okay, okay, stay alive, stay alive B: Who's going to beat me up?

C: Stop, stop, let me make a call. Hello, Officer Li? Ah, yes to me. . Everyone is here. Shall I send them to you? Have you already come? Okay, I’ll wait for you

B: Big brother, big brother, I’ve already asked people to do this look, are there still people coming? C: Yes, there are still many people coming. B: It’s over. This year is hard to pass.

C: Let me tell you, I’m not here to look for you, but to look for them. A : Have you contacted me again? Which company are you hyping up this time? C: Oh, this company is so big, the Public Security Bureau A: The Public Security Bureau can’t be fired

C: Dachengzi, you know what I’m telling you, you guys are suspected of being illegal Fraud, the Public Security Bureau is at the door now, go A: Put it down, put it down

C: What?

A: I count three numbers, 3, 5, 7. . . Let me ask, you said we committed illegal fraud, do you have any evidence?

E: Friends, the scene you just saw is a shot of my secret visit inside the factory. . . I believe consumers already have the answer in their minds

C: Isn’t this evidence? E: Friends. . .

A: Stop talking, I will ruin it for you this time

C: Let’s go

B: Big brother, big brother, eh, big brother, Come back