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What if the work is boring?
Suddenly, the mobile phone received a text message "I hate you, this is my last message to you." I'm leaving. "I thought it was a sad little woman who was going to commit suicide, so I called back and found it was the telephone office. Hang up quickly, only to receive a short message within 10 second: "Congratulations on your successful subscription to XXX nightly call service, which includes a monthly call to 30 yuan, and the fee will be charged once a year, and this year's fee will be deducted from your prepayment". Call 1860 service quickly. The lady said that she had already refunded it to you, but the fees already collected will not be refunded, because they only charge you.
It's hard to get off work at noon. Maybe the friend who ordered the meal has already started eating. Tableware is like bowls and spoons made of foam materials or birch chopsticks smoked with sulfur, cutting down forests. The food you eat may be white things soaked in hydrogen peroxide, ham processed with pesticides, or vegetables sprayed with pesticides. The processed hotel kitchen environment may not meet international standards.
After dinner, I went to the bank ATM to check if my salary had arrived, and I was deducted 30 cents. It is said that there may be some external deficits to be counted because banks are in line with international standards, although you know that the cost of this simple data query is almost zero. However, who let us fall behind and connect with the international community?
There are advertisements for real estate everywhere between cities. It's definitely uncomfortable to give the money for a lifetime's work to the bank, but what can you do? Our house price has long been in line with the international developed countries. The house prices in new york and Tokyo are basically the same as or lower than ours.
On the road, I saw the urban management "managing the city". An old lady in her sixties was pushed down and sat on the ground crying. The tricycle used to feed himself was cut down on the spot and pulled to the car. The car you just managed has fresh imported fruits and other commodities. You can only shake your head and walk away.
I work hard at work, but I may be asked to leave at any time because I have offended people with backgrounds. This is unemployment. However, since you are a foreign registered permanent residence, you can't go through the unemployment insurance formalities smoothly. In the afternoon meeting, the leader spoke on it, and everyone applauded when it was time to applaud.
Finally, after a busy day, I got into a crowded carriage. When I got off the bus, I found my mobile phone and wallet stolen. I'm disappointed. Fortunately, I still have my ID card. After dinner, I turned on the TV, only to find that it was all advertisements. The only TV station that broadcasts TV series, a 40-minute drama can insert eight advertisements, but the advertisements show that the number of men and women who are unexpectedly pregnant with sexually transmitted diseases in our school may be terrible, or we can watch TV direct sales and buy some high-priced special goods. I was so bored that I had to surf the Internet, only to find that I still could not escape the threat of advertising. Advertisements for selling cars at a premium, buying goods confiscated by the customs and winning prizes are all registered for free. With a lesson from the past, you won't be in a hurry to make a phone call. I suddenly went to a famous website and asked you to download a plug-in. After downloading, I found that the plug-in kept jumping out of the advertisement like a virus. You can't kill yourself with genuine antivirus software bought at a high price. I can only delete it manually, but I find that the keywords in the registry cannot be deleted. Helpless, you want to buy a pirated system disk installation, but you are told that you can't upgrade the patch because it is pirated, and you are going to buy a genuine one, but you are told that it will cost nearly 2000 yuan, almost your monthly income.
I am really tired. I slept on a mattress made of black cotton and covered with a quilt made of the relics of the dead. I slept in a daze and was suddenly awakened by a quick knock at the door. It turned out that the defense team and the police station checked the sponsorship certificate. Because you only have an ID card and no sponsorship certificate, you were taken to a place collectively, and you were found to be a policeman in police uniform, Comrade pol.ice, with an iron bar in his hand, squatting on the ground with his head in his hands like a criminal. Finally, it's time to check on you. Because you have a proper job, you are "released" after paying the money and taking the IOUs.
It's starting to dawn. You have no mood to sleep, and you are walking aimlessly on your way home. Suddenly, it was dark. It turned out that unscrupulous teenagers secretly went to the manhole cover. You find a sharp pain in your leg, which may be a fracture, so you call your close friend and dial 1 10 and 120 yourself. Just now, the police came to the scene with iron bars. An hour later, the ambulance arrived at the scene. Only friends can hurry home to withdraw money.
Finally, you got the money, and you got on the operating table smoothly. Because of excessive blood loss, I could only transfuse blood, and I don't know if there is hepatitis B or HIV in this blood, so I can only block it. The operation was a great success. The doctor told you that as long as you rest for 3 months, you can resume your normal work. After staying in the hospital for a month, I finally settled my account. It cost nearly 20 thousand. Looking at the details, I found that there are also the cost of delivery in obstetrics and gynecology and the cost of oxytocin injection. When I found the hospital, the hospital said it was a computer error and asked the leader. The leader said that you can get a refund and let you wait for a few days. After half a month, you finally got the overcharged fee. You are moved to tears, thank the leader.
Unemployed, I came to the talent market and looked at the sea of job seekers, only to find that my worth had fallen again, so I had to cut prices to find a job.
Life starts all over again. When will it end? Or the starting point?
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