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Funny personality copy when the weather is extremely cold

1. The most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

2. Once, I had a pair of autumn trousers in front of me, which I didn't cherish. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will wear it. If there is a deadline, I hope it is a winter!

3. Autumn trousers last forever, and one will last forever.

4. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

6. Whether you wear it or not, long pants are there, neither fat nor thin.

7. It's cold. It's time for girls to buy new coats for their boyfriends, and boys should also buy sweaters, windbreakers for autumn clothes, leggings for autumn pants, stockings, shirts, sweaters, cashmere shoes, casual shoes, handbags, shoulder bags, boots, hats, small cotton-padded jackets and lipstick gloves to keep the baby warm.

8. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was there, wearing long trousers by the bed.

9. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

10. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

1 1. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

12. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

13. There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who wear long pants and those who don't.

14. It's very cold in winter. Just got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please turn off the lights for me when you leave. " Go back to bed and think about what's wrong suddenly. ...

15. Wear other people's long pants, so that others have no long pants to wear.

16. How much sadness can there be, just like being caught in a cold current without wearing long trousers.

17. You got lost in the fog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy days in the south.

18. Some people wore two pairs of long trousers and froze to death. Some people wear stockings, but they are still alive

19. The weather is getting colder and colder, and the end of the year is coming. I want to ask my friends, who is going to get married, who is going to have a baby, who is going to move to a new home, who is going to have a birthday, do you need me to accompany you? If not, I want to buy a pair of autumn trousers when I get paid this month!

20. It's cold, and you wake up from your sleep at night. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

2 1. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

22. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

23. There is a yearning for autumn water and a cold feeling of forgetting to wear long trousers.

24. Ask the sky to be clear and harmonious, and only ask people to add a pair of autumn trousers.

25. "Do you want to be a warm man?" "Yes" and "Put on long pants first."

26. There is a kind of love, that is, no matter you escape to the ends of the earth, your mother will send you long pants!

27. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

29. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.

30. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

3 1. Wan Shui Qian Shan is always in love, not without long pants.

32. This day can make me take out my mobile phone on the road, and the person you are typing and chatting with is definitely my true love.

33. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it is autumn trousers.

34. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use snot instead.

35. If you are afraid of cold in winter, you can drill into the corner, because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can jump in the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it's still cold, you can take turns for a week, because it's 360 degrees. If it is still cold, you can look for him in the crowd, because the crowd is looking for him.

36. It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

37. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but holding a pair of autumn trousers without wearing them.

38. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

39. I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, the kind of peace of mind that autumn trousers are tied in socks.

40. It is the most basic respect for winter to put a corner of autumn clothes into autumn trousers and a corner of autumn trousers into socks.

4 1. Ten years of life and death are two boundless, I don't think about it, I am unforgettable, I don't wear long pants, and I have nowhere to tell.