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High score: seek truth from facts, the more the better.

1 The ball directly knocked down all the birds flying in the sky.

This ball! Playing (Baidu) flying (Baidu) machine is suitable!

It's like he took a stimulant today. Of course, we can't say that!

The person who explained it to me today didn't come because my wife had a baby.

Ha, here comes the tiger.

His action is a complete enjoyment for the audience! "He can dribble freely." His feet are very fragile.

This action seems simple, but it actually requires a lot of technical content.

His action is a complete enjoyment for the audience! "He can dribble freely." His feet are very fragile.

The game has entered a fever pitch.

Who should I like, Arsenal or Real Madrid? 10 said in a short message from a mobile phone with the suffix XXXX.

I don't think this is mine.

A short message with the mobile phone number XXXX 1 1 said, why doesn't CCTV broadcast the Premier League?

Economic problems! Economic problems!

12 completely unnecessary foul, this action must be taken.

13. "The goalkeeper saved a beautiful ball." The ball bounced back from the post.

14 passed the ball well, suddenly cut corners and changed quickly. Is this obviously offside?

A short message with the suffix XXXX 15 said, I am an admirer of national leaders.

Scared me into a cold sweat.

I scored 16, but it was a pity that I scored at home. Alas, the own goal is a huge blow to the team.

17 This ball is passed directly to the fans.

18 this is a foul, and the referee didn't blow it. (The referee follows the favorable principle)

19 A fan sent a message saying, "I saw Wang Tao walking down the street with a girl that day. Is that girl Wang Tao's girlfriend? "

The answer is "no!"

A short message XXXX ending with a mobile phone asked me what my mobile phone number was.

13546 ... I think this is confidential, so let's not talk about it.

2 1 They are confident today. After leading by one goal, they can play at their own pace.

22 yards over the goalkeeper's head. It's beautiful.

The game went well, but the opponent had to return to the Jedi to fight back.

24 balls touch the cross and measure the bottom line.

The No.25 goalkeeper made an amazing performance today.

How to break through intensive defense is a problem that all the world's top teams want to solve.

I think the opposing player must be thinking about how to deal with this godlike goalkeeper.

A friend with the suffix XXXX sent a text message saying: How can you watch the ball and see a toothache?

I can watch football with toothache ... I can't help it.

It is impossible to win against such a goalkeeper.

How boring playing football is. Let's play basketball quickly. My favorite is NBA.

Then you'd better go to the zoo. You are not welcome here.