Humorous short messages related to friendship

0 1, emergency reminder: look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a little princess who just slipped out. Her characteristics are: very beautiful, but she is looking around with her mobile phone at the moment.

Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to convey your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it.

03. The pig asked his mother where happiness was, and her mother said that happiness was on the tail. So the pig began to bite its tail with its mouth. Mother smiled and said, "Son, as long as you persist, happiness will always follow you!" " "

I will send you a girl without sadness and catch a happy bird for you. When a happy bird flies with a girl who is not sad like you, please tidy up your heart. That's my best wish to you. I just hope you can be happy to be old!

05, pain is the best of others, happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed with care, and there is no major event in the world; Make a wish today, haha!

06. Send you a garden in your heart. Tired and lonely, I pushed open the door to watch the cool breeze and bright moon flow, and the garden was full of trees of wisdom, forgetting the spring flow, blooming freely and building a bridge of freedom. I wish you happiness every day! Everything goes well!

Life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

08, the wind blew away the heart of blessing, the rain blurred the line of sight of expectation, and I tightened the complex of missing. I believe that we will meet again one day!

I will sit under the stars and wait tonight. I hope I can touch a small meteor, let it record my blessing, fall by your side and remind you of me.

10, friends are like pieces of puzzles, which are combined into beautiful pictures. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You are an important part I don't want to lose.

1 1, gather the sunshine of Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, resist the blessing of Gangdise Mountain, and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. I wish you happiness every day!

12, few reasons, big belly, sweet mouth, small temper, quick action, high efficiency, many smiles and many brains.

13, you came and opened my dusty memory; What you left me was endless thoughts of you; I do not blame you for this. In my memory, you are my eternal memory. Take care, friend!

14, the stars are still bright and the passion is still burning. I exist because I have a dream. You are young in your field, and I am tireless on my way.

15, May it be the wind, happiness is the sail, happiness is the boat, May the wind blow the sail of happiness, carry the boat of happiness to your side, and send you all the happiness in the world, and only wish you a carefree life!

16, icing on the cake is a buddy, giving timely help in the snow is a friend, and we share weal and woe as brothers. However, I feel that the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn is a bosom friend, and I haven't had many bosom friends in my life, so you are my bosom friend.

17, count the past, I have had laughter, tears and precious memories. There are not enough friends, but they are sincere. I have very few real confidants in my life, only you!

18, knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human will, adding up to friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

19, love does not need to open an account, friendship does not pay roaming fee, love is free of monthly fee, and true feelings are more expensive than thousands of dollars.

It's good to have you by my side. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

2 1, I won't leave when the moon is gone, and I am obsessed with my girlfriends; Suddenly listening to the phone ring, short messages comforted my heart; Friendship is far away, and things are more important; If two hearts are close together, why should they always be together?

22. Understanding is a virtue, which catalyzes friendship and purifies love. May the flowers in our hearts keep blooming in the soil of understanding.

23. Laugh and worry; Second, laugh and hate; San Xiao is a pity; Laugh four times and get sick; Five smiles are not old; Six laughs and fun. Laugh often, and you will live longer than Nanshan.

24. Because I feel care and love for a moment, I am willing to spend my whole life snuggling up to you and giving you real happiness.

25. Long time no see, friends. Let's meet today and laugh at the warm and cold world together. Wealth is like a cloud, and the sea is changing, and sweet words are still in my ears.

26. If one day I am not around you, you must be braver than you think, stronger than your appearance and smarter than you think. Even if we are separated, I will always be with you.

I firmly believe that some children in this world have always been angels, so please remain so innocent. Although there is scorching sun and frost in this world, you must believe that you are not only the wealth in your hands.

28. Please don't use a ruler or a bucket. My sincere friendship, please feel it with your heart. Wherever you go in the future, please take my blessing ~ ~ ~

29. May good luck always let you step on it like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will accompany you all your life like a fly.

30. I wish you every day: vigorous passion, majestic pride, persistent enthusiasm, sweet love, free and easy expression, hearty expression and happy mood!

3 1. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you happiness, health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day.

32. The vast sea of people is like the Gobi Desert. We are gravel on the beach, but your company makes me feel small and lonely no longer.

Friend, may this gentle greeting turn into spring breeze, a touch of sunshine, open your bright smile and light up your gloomy mood!

34. Friends can be unreasonable, but they must know each other; Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; You don't have to keep in touch often, but you must keep it in mind!

35. Acquaintance is fate. I hope we can start with friends. We are more willing to share joys and sorrows with you, but no matter how you develop in the future, we are willing to be good friends.

I really miss you. Life without you is like: cooking without salt, eating without sweet oranges, drinking without cigarettes, and having no money on the street!

37. My brother who slept in my upper bunk, my brother who gave me a cigarette, and my brother who gave me a note during the exam, I wish you all the best in your life and a pleasant journey.

38. Some people say I look like Chow Yun Fat. I was walking in the street, and a group of people were vying for my autograph. I dare not sign it, because the whole country was cracking down on fakes at that time. Who do you look like? I don't know. All I know is that you run like hell as soon as you see a cat.

Although our acquaintance is so short, your influence on me is so profound. Miss you forever, my best friend!

40, I am me, you are you, we are two different people in the world, only because of friendship, we will be together, let us cherish it together!

4 1, friend, you have left me, but you are still in my heart. I can't forget everything about you, and my heart will always leave a space for you!

42, two thousand gold is easy to get, but a bosom friend is hard to find. Having a friend like you is the greatest satisfaction in my life.

43, send you 100 kg of happiness! 1000 kg health! 10000 kg of happiness! And I can't weigh ~ ~ ~ "precious friendship"!

44. How are you, my friend? I hope I can touch your fiery heart and sunny days through radio waves, and I want to blow the wind with you!

45. Friends, friends, I miss you, but I just can't come to see you, so I must come to see you in my dream.

46, tea, drink strong, until tasteless. Get drunk and never want to wake up. People should love deeply and continue to love in the next life. Friend, forever, is the one who looks at the mobile phone!

47. Don't forget me when you get paid. Don't forget me when you ride a Mercedes; When you read about comrades, you should forget me even more! One more thing, remember me when you are sad.

48, the weather changes too fast, the cold wind blows quietly, because I love you, so I care for you, cover the quilt at night, don't freeze the trotters, nothing to hang a bone, let you supplement calcium, don't scold me for being too bad, I wish you a happy day.

49. I packed a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few kilograms of blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some cares from the bottom of my heart as a gift for you. I really wish you happiness every day!

50. When can we go back to see our school and our past together? Autumn leaves blew away the promise made by the wind, making the spoony tree wait for a winter! I love this sentence! It's better to have regrets than no regrets.

5 1, long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long night, I often think of the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring blessings and meet.

52. Friends are like pieces of puzzles, which are combined into beautiful pictures. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You are an important chess piece I don't want to lose!

53. According to the imperial edict, Fengtian carries the imperial edict: recently, the climate is changeable, hot and cold. This law was specially promulgated. Aiqing should be kind to herself, wear enough clothes to avoid catching a cold, keep a happy mood at any time and refuse to break up.

54. God said that the so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this message, everything will come naturally!

55. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

56. Life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

57. When you received this message, you also received a girl with no worries and lucky grass from me. No sad girl can make you forget your troubles, and clover can bring you luck and happiness.

58. Send you a cup of tea, with fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle exhortations as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, and tolerance as cups, to drink out your good mood of the day and your lifelong blessings!

59. Send you a garden in your heart. Tired and lonely, I pushed open the door to watch the cool breeze and bright moon flow, and the garden was full of trees of wisdom, forgetting the spring flow, blooming freely and building a bridge of freedom. I wish you happiness every day! Everything goes well!

60. I will send you a girl without sadness and catch a happy bird for you. When the happy bird flies with a girl without sadness like you, please tidy up your heart. That's my best wish to you. I just hope you can be happy to be old!

6 1, tea should be strong and fragrant. I don't wake up when I'm drunk. Everyone wants what he loves the most, and the kind he will love in his next life. Friends should be forever, look at this one on the phone, not bad!

62. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed with care, and there is no major event in the world; Make a wish today, haha!

63. Friend, are you in trouble? Don't worry, the ancients said: in the end, there will be a road and a dead end! So it's no use worrying!

64. The pig asked his mother where happiness was, and her mother said that happiness was on his tail. So the pig began to bite its tail with its mouth. Mother smiled and said, "Son, as long as you persist, happiness will always follow you!" " "

65. Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to convey your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it.

66. In my mind, I have asked Hongyan about the moon and spring breeze countless times. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you. May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

67. When I look at the bright night sky in the dead of night, I feel that there are too many dreams there and tell myself that life is like a game. If I don't fight for it, I will definitely fail.

68. Urgent reminder: Look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a little princess who just slipped out. Her characteristics are: very beautiful, but she is looking around with her mobile phone at the moment.

69. The heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; See success or failure, life is heroic, just start all over again! May you walk out of the predicament and move towards glory!

70. The white rabbit, with two ears upright, heard the beep of the mobile phone, put down the radish and cabbage, and quickly returned a message!

7 1. If the star knew that it carried all the wishes, it would definitely try to blink! When you see the brightest star, it is my wish to you: May you be safe and happy!

72. Are you still working? You must be very busy these days. Pay attention to rest and don't be too tired. For example, don't read this message.

73. I probably don't want to reply to text messages anymore. This message may be my last one, because I have to turn it off immediately, but I feel very satisfied to reply to your message today. I have had a good life!

Friends, don't forget to bring an umbrella when it rains. If you get wet, you will be in trouble for gonorrhea!

75. The wind stopped, the moon hung on the treetops, the birds returned to their nests, and everything was so beautiful ... but your boy hasn't arrived yet!

76. Love is fate, fate is accident, and accident is predestined. It is destined to be just an experiment of Yue Lao. How can you get love if you don't even try!

77. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

78. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

Delete yesterday's troubles, determine today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the hatred in the world, paste beautiful feelings, copy intoxicating scenery and print your smile!

80.abcdefghijklmnpqrstvwxz, do you know what is missing? You are without you, and no amount of happiness is what I want. Friends are for life!

8 1, people should do three things every day: the first thing is to laugh [_], the second thing is to laugh [^o^], and the third thing is to laugh [0]. I wish you smile every day * 0 * Now stop smirking.

82. Friends are like pieces of puzzles, which are combined into beautiful pictures. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You are an important part I don't want to lose.

83. Blessings can never be said. I just want to tell you personally that I am your lifelong friend and lifelong blessing.

84. The wind blew away the heart of blessing, the rain blurred the line of sight of expectation, and I tightened the complex of missing. I believe we will meet again one day!

85. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and environmentally friendly beauty tonic in the world, and there are no side effects such as sadness and troubles. Do you believe it? Don't believe me!

86, friends, not necessarily reasonable, but must be intimate; Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in contact, but always in mind!

87. If the star knew that it carried all the wishes, it would definitely try to twinkle! When you see the brightest star, it is my wish to you: May you be safe and happy!

88. The flowers are blooming/the green willows are blooming/the stream is gurgling/the breeze is brushing the willow face/the fallen flowers are fragrant/the flowers are rushing. ...

89. Dark clouds can't cover the sun and your smiling face! Covering the blue sky, can't cover your heart! Who says cloudy days are not good? This is a unique scenery!

90. Wish: All goes well, life is better, playing cards is better, taste is better, the younger you live, the more handsome you grow, the gold at home and the money on the wall.

9 1. Weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safety hail and happy flash. This weather will last for a whole year!

92. There are hundreds of flowers in spring and bright moon in autumn. There is cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you don't have troubles in your heart, it is a wonderful time in this life! I wish my friends happiness!

93. Sometimes people are really like the moon in the sky and the lake on the ground. Only when they are far apart can they take pictures of each other. I miss you very much. For us, the horizon is just a stone's throw away!

94. I packed a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few kilograms of blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut off some worries from the bottom of my heart as gifts for you. I wish you peace and happiness.

95. Please accept my most sincere and best wishes in your busy work. May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

96. My brother who sleeps in my upper bunk and gives me cigarettes, I hope you have a pleasant journey in life.

97. On the screen of my memory, I added many wonderful memories. My dear friend, please accept my deep blessing. May all the happiness be with you.

98. My thoughts are like a bright moon, filled with deep affection like water. Wherever you go, this bright moon will follow you.

99. The environment didn't make me forget, time didn't make me forget, and sincere friendship made me unforgettable.

100, I miss the breeze, all year round, spring, summer, autumn and winter, if your curtains are fluttering gently, it is that I am calling you softly!

10 1, the heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; See success or failure, life is heroic, just start all over again! May you walk out of the predicament and move towards glory!

102, you don't need many friends, one intimate friend is enough; It doesn't have to be long. I'm relieved to know that you are doing well!

103, mountains and seas can block each other, but they can't block my thoughts; Distance can pull you and me apart, but it can't pull away sincere friendship; Time can forget the past, but not forever friends.

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105, don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as today, my first thought is you!

106, I wish you: luck can't be stopped when playing cards. When the bar blooms and people stare at you, you collect money.

107, I wish: there are no small peas on my face and no streaky pork on my body. 20 this year, next year 18, always red flowers!

108, don't lose heart when you encounter setbacks. When you are lucky, you accidentally fall into the river, and when you climb up, you will find a fish in your ass pocket!