Women's Day SMS joke.

Because of the birth of women in the world, it is particularly beautiful. Women all over the world are the hearts of today, because their dreams are closer! Happy Women's Day!

If beauty is a sin, then you are shameless! If temperament is a mistake, you will make the same mistake again! If wisdom is punished, you have to pay 1000 yuan? I wish the world's first beauty 38 a happy life!

People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more houses there are, the brighter the windows are. I would like to be your biggest door facing the sun: spring is blooming, autumn is crisp, summer is cool and winter is warm. I want to have a happy Women's Day!

●38 I want to give you something, but I don't want to give you too much, just give 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be sure to meet! Don't forget me!

● Comrade! ! ! We agreed to invite me to dinner. Why not now! ? If I lend you money, ask me that today is also Women's Day, but ah, you are here.

Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "New Good Man at the End of 2 1 century"! I hope you will redouble your efforts.

Today, women's liberation, or less trouble!

Congratulations on your holiday. I'll cook for you. You are a one-year vacation. Every day I have a holiday, I have one day off a year, and the rest are overtime.

● Discounted family shopping audience, women shopping!

A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure. Happy Women's Day!

When I decide to be your servant, it will be my great honor to serve you! Long live Women's Day!

Without the sun, flowers will not bloom, without love, there will be no happiness, without women, there will be no love, no mother, no poet and no hero. Happy Women's Day!

● What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? What is thrift? Hey! What is this? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is beauty? You! Happy and beautiful chapter!

Send you a bunch of roses, feel and rely on. Give you a big peach and your fate depends on it. Send you Bai Baihe, a hundred years bundle, hope it is good. Send you a bowl of tofu, eating and laughing. Happy 38!

A thousand roses for you, please love yourself; Paper crane gave it to you to take away your troubles! A thousand lucky people, the people around you are really lucky! Happy Women's Day!

Honey, you have a good rest today. I want to do all those things that you can be friends with. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee!

● Those who receive my blessing will never be fired; Scholars fly high; People who save will love sweetness, and those who delete will have good luck; A striker who can take off only by paying! Happy 38!

● If the water hanging represents an email, I will send you a drop of the whole East China Sea, each star represents a lady, if I give you a galaxy, if honey represents a spoonful of blessings, I will send you 38 hornets' nests!

Today is your festival, my wife. I'll make breakfast for you in the morning. Today is your festival, my wife. Let's spend a romantic evening together!

Cheer for you, pray for you this year, today and tomorrow: always young and beautiful face and mood! Happy 38!

Wife, today is March 8 Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to give you 100 thousand instructions and greetings, which is the most precious "shabby"!

● Important note: In 38 countries, women have a day off, and men all over the country work overtime for one day.

Women, on this day, I have something to say to you, which I have always wanted to say to you, and that is-I have two lives: one is born, and the other is to satisfy you!

● Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but it also holds up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day.

I made a reservation online! Give you three million jewels. I hope you are happy on International Women's Day! They will give you jewelry, give you an invoice ... oh, I forgot, this 30 thousand is from you.

38. I'll give you a car, and then you can sit in it and go to work. However, you must sacrifice your wheels and mattress and give the car to my animals. Do you like donkeys or horses?

Dear, I have gained weight under your care, and the necklace is a little tight. It's Women's Day, and you bought me a necklace weighing three pounds, a new starting point! International Women's Day SMS-Wife's Article

Dear, today is March 8 Women's Day. You should have a rest. Let me help you look at the money for the next day.

Today is International Women's Day. What I want to do is: My wife is always right. Second, if the wife is wrong, please refer to the first one.

A gentle woman is the root of all feminine beauty. Your gentleness is the source of happiness in our family.

Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but it also holds up a blue sky for you. Maybe my money is not rich enough, but I will try to change the status quo. Happy Women's Day!

Hey, wife, today is Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to give you a hundred thousand instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable diamond ring.

Dear wife, I love you and want to kiss your mouth. My eyes want to see your hands embrace you. My heart will always think of you and pretend your dreams, but according to your life, I will never wronged you. I want to have a happy Women's Day!

Wife, happy holidays. I'll cook your favorite dishes and soup for you. You drink a pot and go home. Love You!

My lovely wife's swan is as black as night during the day, and the goose looks like a fool to me. The dumber I am, the dumber you are, because we are cute.

Great wife, what to eat today? I'll make it for you.

Wife, happy holidays! After so many years of marriage, you have done so much and worked hard.

You are so beautiful, my love, you are so charming tonight, my wife, I love you, so I am a woman tonight, happy holidays, I am willing to do everything for you!

Wife, in your festival, I sincerely pray for you with my fiery heart: I wish you peace and happiness in this year, hehe, my breakfast is guaranteed!

The lovely woman who makes me blush with cold, the lovely woman who makes me feel tender, the lovely woman who is smart and moves me crazy, and the lovely woman who hates me want to melt together and melt in your festival!

Wife: I am a tiger, you are a martial artist, I am a head, you are a neck, I am a TV set, and you are a remote controller.

International Women's Day is for you. When you live here, I will win my next holiday. March 8th Women's Day Blessing SMS 5

If there were no sun, flowers would not bloom; Without love, happiness will not come; Without women, love and you, I don't know what the future is. Bless you and have a happy Women's Day.

Send you a homesick duck, a dish every day, the love of friends, and a bowl of soup that will be healthy for life; Love a glass of wine, it will last a long time, and a bowl of rice will always have love! Happy holidays!

38% of women are happy holidays, happy, beautiful, healthy and happy.

Note: The value of Women's Day is to celebrate that all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you. Welcome!

Today, I saw a meteor across the sky. I quickly closed my eyes and prayed to close his hand. What do you want to know, I want to promise? Let me tell you: Happy Women's Day!

Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but it also holds up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

I want to send you flowers, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I wanted to write a poem for you, but I found that others had already written a lot. I can tell you sincerely: Happy Women's Day!

For civilian use, so every holiday, I always remember to send you one: Happy holidays. I didn't remember until I finished. Today is Women's Day!

I want to send you flowers, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I wanted to write a poem for you, but I found that others had already written a lot. I can tell you sincerely: Happy Women's Day!

I want to give you a chef today, but I'm afraid ... but don't hurt your stomach. ......

Lovelylady, happy holidays, happy forever!

Modern women's consciousness when a person is a man and a man. Not only what men can do, but also what men can't do.

Women play a great role in all aspects of life.

Very good. 38 women hold up half the sky.

An attractive woman is not entirely her own beauty, but depends on her own beauty. Including manners, manners, speech, manners and knowledge.

The two most valuable qualities of a woman are the ability to distinguish good from evil and the sense of shame.

You have your day is everything, and everything is not your day, you!

A virtuous woman is a paradise on earth.

A gentle woman can awaken the numbness of a sleeping palace.

Dear, thank you for celebrating Men's Day every day. Let me do it. Today is Women's Day. You can celebrate it.

Half the sky, to today's shopping mall, then you go, just don't go.

Cherish your shopping spree and take it seriously. Let's start with this 38.

Wife, "March 8" Festival is full of feminist significance, and you also need romance; - ? ! )

Today is International Women's Day. Let's go and see its beauty.

& gt Today is International Women's Day. I wish you a happy holiday, woman, and a beautiful day!

When I decide to be your servant, it will be my great honor to serve you!

Honey, you have a good rest today. I want to do all those things that you can be friends with. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee.

Today is International Women's Day, and everyone wants the stars to shine in the sky for you. ......

A woman should be like a physical and psychological training, just like the moon, with soft compassion and open mind, lighting the light of wisdom, so that it will be full of people in the cold moonlight.

A serene, calm, dignified and beautiful young woman, that is you, my love. ! I wish you a happy holiday

Important note: The movie Bath is a national festival for women in 38 countries.

On behalf of all male employees, I thank you for your hard work on weekdays and sincerely wish you happiness.

Today is your festival, and I am your favorite dish for cooking soup. You drank a pot, so you went home. Love You!

Workaholic, today is our holiday, let's have a rest!

During the holiday, you should rest. Wish you a happy holiday. ? Women's day!

Oh, my god, half the sky is gone. When can we make our work in "Ladies and Gentlemen's Day"?

Today is Women's Day, and men are worried about those things that leave.

The heroine, now, the rest, this is my responsibility.

In this world, you are beautiful and full of vitality, but I have confidence in you. Happy holidays-my wife!

Let you get rid of everyone in this beautiful spring.

Fortunately, it's March 8, otherwise ... we men are miserable-no, don't hit me, I didn't say anything. ...

If there were no sun, flowers would not bloom; Without love, there is no happiness, without women, there is no love, without mothers, there are no poets and heroes.

Grasp the revolution and production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day!

Women are the greatest force in the world. Only through her can a man develop his potential and be full of strength.

Today is your holiday. The first moment you turn on your mobile phone, my first blessing to you is that today will always be beautiful, beautiful and lovely! Love you forever ......

Meeting you is fate; Like your feelings, love you, is happy; Marrying you is happiness-dear, happy 38 years old!

The world is beautiful because of you. I can't live without you! Happy holidays!

Dear, today is March 8 Women's Day, and I forgot to tell you one thing: I love you!

Women, on this day, I have something to say to you That's what I've been trying to tell you. That is-I have two lives: one is to live and the other is to satisfy you!

A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure.

Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "2 1 New Good Man at the End of the Century"! I hope you continue to work hard!

Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but it also holds up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

Since there are women in the world, it is especially beautiful! It's just a small greeting, but it's a real meaning! Happy Women's Day!

Women's Day not only extended the holiday, but also took care of the family and washed her husband's feet!

Pay tribute to the great lesbian. Without you, there would be no us!

Today is a festival all over the world. All women want to have a happy holiday! Happy forever!

Leave a message to let the girl come to my place to wash your vegetables, and you come to my place to sleep in the bed. A year later, happily, dear, happy holidays, don't be 38!

Although women's day is March 8, I especially want to say a word to you. Thank you for taking care of your husband for many years. Your love makes me feel very happy.

Today is your festival, my wife, I will do it. You have breakfast in the morning. Today is your holiday, my wife, a romantic evening.

We women, on this day, I have something to say to you That's what I've been trying to tell you, that is! I have two lives: one is to be born, and the other is to meet you.

Solemnly declare: Today, I decided to take a long vacation for myself, not holding up half the sky.

A gentle woman can awaken a sleeping and numb palace.

Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "2 1 New Good Man at the End of the Century"! I hope you will make persistent efforts!

Women's Day is a festival that holds up half the sky.

The heroine, now, the rest, this is my responsibility.

Woman, there is a musical fountain of life in your laughter.

Oh, you're on vacation, so should we entertain you tonight?

The two most valuable qualities of a woman are the ability to distinguish good from evil and the sense of shame.

In the past, women swayed in the breeze like reeds, but they were not destroyed in the storm.

A woman is truly admirable only if she becomes a mother and a chaste and honest housewife.

A woman's name is not weakness, but a strong woman's name is sacred arrogance. No matter what kind of man can resist.

Hard-working and kind woman, happy holidays!

A woman should be like a physical and psychological training, just like the moon, with soft compassion and open mind, ignite the light of wisdom, let us follow whose enrichment in the cold moonlight.

Decent women often love their reputation and tranquility.

Women are great observers.

Women play a great role in all aspects of life.

Salute the ladies.

Things should be done, but they will not be impossible for men. They should finish.

Women take away non-English materials, and open the wall in Longquan every night.

When I decide to be your servant, it will be my great honor to serve you!

A virtuous woman is a paradise on earth.

All women and men have no equal economic rights, and I think all good names are meaningless.

Happy!

Women envy it because it brings a bright family.

Women are pure decorations, virtues, not costumes.