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30 funny wishes for your boyfriend on Valentine's Day
If I were a billionaire, I would buy roses from all over the world for you. Am I rich? No, so I can only send you a short message wishing you a happy Valentine's Day, my friend.
3. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted when not meeting you, and being single-minded when meeting you. If one day you are tired, at least I have memories!
4. Good flowers are inserted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, I'll send my brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I'll protect you after you marry me ... Hum, which boy doesn't want to mix up, dare to say that my wife is cow dung.
5, deep feelings, rainy days, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
6. Lonely Night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it.
7. What? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or do I propose to you ... don't you understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?
8. Thinking of you alone in the quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.
9. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
10, Valentine's Day is coming. I hope that singles can get rid of loneliness and take up their jobs as soon as possible. Lovers who have jobs should continue to love their jobs, strive for promotion and become husbands (wives). I wish you all lovers, and love will always be sweet!
1 1, there is such a person who takes care of you and tolerates you. As long as you hug her, she is called a wife; There is such a person who protects you and dotes on you. As long as you laugh, he calls her husband. Cherish the people around you and have a happy Valentine's Day!
12, a hundred flowers blossom and larks laugh. Magpie branches are chirping happily, and lovers are chatting in the moonlight. The girl was beautifully dressed, and the young man was dashing. Female singers answer love songs and play with each other hand in hand. May you love each other as soon as possible and for life!
13, sky change, earth change, sea change, human change. The world is changing, changing and changing again. The only thing that lasts forever is my love for you, my love for you, and a heart that has long been intoxicated with you.
14. Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!
15 I like that you put your hand over my sworn mouth, that I ask you where it is warmest and you point to my arm, that I hug you in my arms and lean on my shoulder, that I am happy when I kiss you, and that I made a vow with you on Valentine's Day. I will never change my life and love you forever.
16, how many people laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!
17, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness that is accompanied by you; There is a yearning called longing. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...
18, dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.
19, I really hope to be with you again. I don't know how far we can go together, but I know that in the end, whether we are still together or not, I will love you until the end of my life.
On this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.
2 1, if loving you is a mistake, then I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!
22. My feelings for you are too strong, thicker than coffee, thicker than sesame paste, and thicker than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone pole and burned the phone card. Will you be my Valentine's Day?
23, looking for you: Anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!
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24. In the sail of memory, maybe we have all become each other's past, but what has been surging is the same memory. On this Valentine's Day, I hope your hand can be happily held in someone else's hand. Let me be your forever bosom friend.
25, women should learn to cherish themselves, learn to dress themselves, don't take simplicity as a shield, don't take housework as an excuse, don't understand fashion, you are not a complete woman.
26. The marriage proposal network is busy, please call and wait. After marriage, feelings are shifting, fate is in debt, feelings have stopped, love is not in the service area, and it is futile to call all the time. Please wait for the plane (infatuation)!
27. The cloud misses clothes, flowers and clothes, and the red face misses you. You are a bee, I am a flower, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are a blackboard, I am an eraser, where there is you, there is my home! Happy Valentine's Day!
28. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!
29. The flowers you gave me, lasting and warm, can wash away my troubles at any time; The laughter you gave me is simple and pure, and my dream will come true whenever and wherever; The song you gave me was beautiful and moving, and every detail of the love you brought me was devoted!
30. If love is high, my love for you will reach the sky. If it is deep, my love for you will go deep into the center of the earth. If it is long, it will travel around the world! You ask me how wide my love is, please snuggle in my arms! Happy Valentine's Day!
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