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What's the line to make a friend make a harassing phone call?

As follows:

1, it is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will do forever; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, what happened just now was lying to you.

2. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, Kaka is stuck.

Man is the birthplace of mother, demon is the birthplace of mother, and everything is the birthplace of everything. This message is for you. I hope you can smile after reading it and be happy for ten thousand years!

A cricket and a pig bet that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me live in this world with shame! Lord, forgive him!

6. Recalling the past, I have you when I am lonely, when I am lonely, when I am depressed, and when I am helpless! Show the Ming dynasty, have you when you are happy, have you when you are happy, have you when you are harvested, and love you with it.