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1. When the weather turns cold, "Give you a coat" takes sincerity as the thread, love as the cotton, friendship as the needle, the outer layer is embroidered with blessings, the inner layer is filled with thoughts, the interlayer is covered with warm cotton, and finally the button of friendship is tied. I wish you a happy skirt.

2, there is no reason, just miss you; There is no reason to love you; No excuses, just hurt you; I have no choice but to see you; I have no choice but to send you a message.

3, beginning of winter, I wish you "the flu virus is not annoying, holding you at all times in health, the cold current first frost does not invade, warm and warm; Worry is empty, and I like winter.

4. Tell me not to miss you. The red sun rises in the west, telling me not to love you. There are no fish in the vast sea, telling me to forget you and tell me to leave you, unless there is no you in the world, my dearest RMB.

I will never regret loving you, I will never shrink back when I miss you, I can't sleep when I miss you, I ask you if you want to fly with me, it's wrong for me to fall in love with you, and I can't learn if I forget you! Are you intoxicated with your mobile phone?

6. One day, a tiger chased a bug, and the bug disappeared. As soon as the tiger turned around and found a ladybug on the ground, he smiled and said, don't think that I don't know you when I wear a Tang suit.

7. Life is boring: it's like this every day: driving a BMW, smoking Chinese, eating lobster, taking a sauna, sending flowers to soak in a bar, drinking remy martin's feet, and texting to tease you!

If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

9. Lian Haiping is in the spring tide, and the bright moon at sea is born in the tide. It's a good time for a full moon reunion. I wish you all the best. Friend: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

10, Tanabata is here, I am poor, and only a few people send you "I miss you very much, care about you very much, cherish you very much, miss you very much, care about you very much, love you very much."

1 1, Shantou has always been very satisfied with his snow-white skin and plump figure. One day, she met deep-fried dough sticks in the street. Deep-fried dough sticks shrugged off her: You are behind the times, and now I am a thin beauty with bronzed skin!

12, bless you in Japanese: you have to wash the pot! You must wash the dishes. Wow! You washed all the pots and pans. Wow! (English meaning: You are very happy today! You are happy tomorrow! I wish you happiness every day! )

13, once a piece of instant noodles was put in boiling water until chopsticks took it away. If you can give boiled water another chance, boiled water will say affectionately: I will soak you slowly!

14, the mobile phone suddenly buzzes, and the pig must watch it. When the pig kicks it, it is a bomb. I was so angry that I was sweating all over, and pig legs were everywhere. You are so stupid that you smile and forward it to other idiots.

15, faint misty rain, faint sadness, faint bright moon in the west building, faint running water in the stream, faint fish swimming in the water, faint rouge sprinkling, faint butterfly falling hydrangea, faint wine dissolving faint sadness, faint friends last the longest.

16, what is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is a friend? You! Then who is the cutest? Me! What is the happiest? Send text messages to harass you!

17, get up early to enjoy the wine, take them out to herd cattle when they are sleepy, don't want my detention, forget all about beheading, or send Tibetan monkeys without asking me. I wish you a happy May Day. Some people before me will feed the dog!

18, I heard that you are very awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message.

19, eight women want to "be ten years younger, two want to surf the Internet for free, three want to be not tired at work, four want handsome guys to line up, five want to be omnipotent, six want to eat fat in the sea, seven want clothes to be inexpensive, and eight want babies to be healthy and happy.

20. The little turtle said to his mother, "Mom, on April Fool's Day, someone sent me a malicious short message. Can't I come back? " Mother tortoise said, "don't be cheated, son!" Pigs come back, turtles don't come back. "

2 1, people = eat+sleep+work+play, pigs = eat+sleep, that is, people-play = pigs+work. Conclusion: People who can't play = pigs who can work! Men = eat+sleep+earn money? Pigs = eat+sleep, men = pigs+earn money, pigs = men-earn money, so men who don't earn money are pigs. Women = eat+sleep+spend money. Pigs = eat+sleep. Women = pigs+spending money. Women-spending money = pigs. Conclusion: Women are pigs without spending money. ? Women spend money to keep men from becoming pigs! Man+woman = two pigs. Happy pigs in the world!

22. May Golden Pig arch out a new world for you in the new year, rake and build a broad road, and the new year will be smooth sailing.

23. The "new" jubilee is coming again.

Time is beautiful.

Kuai always smiles.

Enjoy every second.

Gong was filled with joy.

"Xi" has many things.

It is lucky to make a fortune.

The source of Cai is rolling in.

24. On New Year's Eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy! Happiness follows!

25, good health, long money, a lot of happiness, sunny every day, carefree like a baby, in short, you are the happiest in the Year of the Pig, dear, happy New Year!

26. If you open the door, my blessing will float in with the wind; You open the window, my blessing will come in with the moonlight; When you turn on your mobile phone, my blessing will ring with the bell. ...

27. Valentine's Day is coming. Remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers and beware of insiders. Blessing: old lovers are not old, new lovers don't run away, there are many little lovers, and insiders don't bother!

28, I wish you smart as a mouse; As strong as an ox; Brave as a tiger; Cute as a rabbit; Confident as a dragon; Charm is like a snake; Romantic as a horse; As meek as a sheep; Naughty as a monkey; Beautiful as a chicken; Loyal as a dog; Looks like a pig.

29. It is said that in ancient Japan, the number of men was scarce and the population dropped sharply. In order to improve the birth rate, the emperor ordered men to have sex with any woman anytime and anywhere, so women went out with sheets and a pillow for the convenience of "doing things" and became kimonos over time; Children born don't know who their father is, so they replace their surnames with gender, so they have surnames such as Panasonic, Inoue, Watanabe, Yamaguchi, Tanaka, Kondo and Koizumi. If they only had sex with one man before they were born, add the word "pure" to show purity, such as Junichiro Koizumi! This is the origin of Japanese kimono and surname.

30. Good friends are dreams and miss each other; A good friend is gold, always brilliant; Good friends are fate and will embrace each other for life; A good friend is a road that gets wider and wider; Good friends are blessings, and blessings are endless! I wish you happiness forever!