Say some funny New Year messages.

The price of radish and cabbage has gone up, but the SMS charge remains unchanged. Chinese New Year is coming soon. If I don't send you a message, I will be stingy. A short message can't buy half a radish, but I can learn from the sun and the moon in the center of the earth! Happy new year!

Happy new year's day movement: shaking your head full of money; When the neck shakes, the ingot is a laundry list; With a wave of his arm, the longer, the sweeter; Ass is up, health should be reported; Kick and smile every day; Happy sports should be practiced, and happiness is on New Year's Day.

When I have money, I will give you some dollars to keep warm, water your garden with X, send Chang 'e as your maid, invite Obama to rock the boat and send bin Laden to accompany you for leisure, but now I can only spend a dime. Happy new year!

New Year's Day is coming, so eat less delicacies. Think about our animal friends (don't sell, don't buy and don't kill), attend less big parties and think more about swine flu. Sars, more exercise, self-cultivation.

I wish you a new year: a pie from the sky will always hit you (probability 100%), winning the lottery every day (not a dream), marrying a beautiful woman as a dream (fantasy comes true), and a career like Li Ka-shing (pinching my leg) are all true! Remember me when you have money. Happy new year.

I'm sorry, dear friend, I wanted to send you a long and emotional holiday wish, but I couldn't sleep all night, racking my brains and being utterly confused. . . I still think my blessing to you can't be expressed in words. That's it. Christmas is too late. Please treat me to dinner when the new year comes. Let me tell you something! Hey, hey, happy New Year's Day!

New Year's Day is coming, while there is no holiday, the celebration party has not yet started, the blessing message has not yet broken out, your mobile phone still has room, my mobile phone has not been in arrears, and the price of texting has not increased. I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance!

Cowherd with Weaver Girl, Yong Dong with Seven Fairies; I deserve my wife, and Yingtai deserves Liang Shanbo; Pie with fried dough sticks, you should have an popsicle. After eating, find a kannika nimtragol I wish you a happy new year!

Weather forecast for the New Year: Around New Year's Day, a large number of banknotes will be issued, including US dollars in Northeast China and North China, British pounds in Northwest China, Euros in Central China and South China, cheques in Southeast China and gold bars in some areas.

New year's special action: laugh, earth-shattering; Talking crazy, talking about everything; Singing deeply, crying for the sky and grabbing the land; Eat wildly and be happy; Step on your heart and sleep until you are faint; Thank God, information conveys friendship. Happy new year!

No gifts on New Year's Day, only RMB, cash-filled red envelopes plus welfare, all yours; Don't give gifts during the Chinese New Year, just send text messages, add happiness and health, and follow everyone; Happy New Year!

God smiles when human beings think. God smiled and New Year's Day came. As soon as New Year's Day arrived, the gift was received. As soon as the gift was received, happiness was broadcast. As soon as happiness is broadcast, blessings will be sent. Happy new year! New Year's Day is coming, I wish you a happy New Year with money: I wish you run with money, be brave, rich, handsome, as rich as the East China Sea and as rich as the sky!

The new year elf asked Santa Claus, "Are there any eggs left at Christmas?" Santa Claus replied, "There is only one left, and it is still round." So, the new year elf said: Oh, then I want to wish all the people who read the short message: Happy Round Egg!

The eggs laid by hens are not fresh, which is rare in the rooster lay eggs. In recognition of the Zhao Benshan brand laying cock, it served as an announcer on New Year's Day this year, crowing for everyone. The cock crows at dawn, not to wake you up, but to wish you a happy New Year's Day!

Celebrating Christmas and welcoming New Year's Day, let's "pull" the eggs together: let the troubles get rid of first, then let the sadness die, let luck break the golden eggs, and let the career hatch the silver eggs. Whoever is unhappy is a big idiot! Happy double eggs!