Humorous short sentences

Humorous and ambiguous love words 1. I hope you can perform CPR because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe. I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, look it in my eyes and keep it in my heart! 4. Sitting opposite me when eating, your drooping eyebrows are the most important. 5. It is said that only by looking back 500 times in your last life can you get the passage of this life. If so, I would rather look back a thousand times and ten thousand times to get the eternity of being with you in this life! 6, want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face. 7. Every careless word you said blossomed in my heart. 8. I am a person who is not good at words, but I always want to talk nonsense with you. 9. When I leave you, I am like a water spinach every day. I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay. 2. Funny and provocative love story 1. Give you a life advice. "I suggest you stay with me." My time is divided into two parts, one is with you, and the other is thinking about you. I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile. My life is plain, but when I meet you, my heart is full of ups and downs. My life, only with you, is not wasted. 6. I want to go to many places when I am alone. When I am alone, I just want to stay where I have you. 7. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear, "Destiny takes a hand." 8. My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 9. You remind me of glory, hope and the beauty of the world. 10, can I call you? In this way, I can take you to heart. Humorous short sentence 2 1. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! 2, kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you. You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I'm tortured to death by you, and I see stars! 4. In Me Before You, my heart is like a small river, flowing smoothly; After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves! 5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later! 6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. 7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness! 8. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day! 9. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries! 10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now. 1 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them. 12, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be an idle bug and chew you! 13, I didn't know what luck was until I met you. Hug you and understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, I have no complaints in this life! 14, sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame at the summit of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry? 15, there is a touch that can make people cry, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me! 16, it's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on! 17, suffering for the person you love is a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness. 18, you are positive. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple. 19, without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty! 20. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with its wings. I hope you remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you! 2 1, honey, your legs must be very sour! Because you've been running around in my head all day! 22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 23. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you. 24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day. 25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun. 26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life! 27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me. 29, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless! 30. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition. Humorous short sentence 3 1. I may not be a good lover to you, but to me, you are the most beautiful in the world. You may not love me, but you can't stop me from loving you. 2. The sunshine in spring makes love sprout, the rain and dew in summer make love thrive, the white clouds in autumn make love grow wings, and the ice and snow in winter make love wither. I don't know who else I want except you. I will walk with you as long as possible, without complaining or frowning. Our development today is full of twists and turns, and there may be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever! 5, love is poison, you can't extricate yourself if you get stuck. Love will make you blind and blind to each other's shortcomings. Love is a curse, so you can dedicate your life to the person you like. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. I can't live without you! 8. Falling in love and getting married are really two different things. If you can get married after falling in love with someone you love very much, it is a very happy thing. But often the person you love is not necessarily your husband. 9. If you were the sun, I would like to be the earth, and I can revolve around you every day. If I am the moon, if I think you can go around me every day, how about being a star? 10. No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person. 1 1, I am the wind chime in front of your window, which has messed up my life's troubles; I am a pawn in your hand, which has affected the early feelings; No regrets, as long as I can rely on you, I am willing to be good or bad. 12, I am your life, and death is your ghost. I will follow you all my life. 13, love sometimes needs an anchor, give it a downward force and let it settle down, so that it will not be happy without direction and will not be destroyed. This anchor is responsibility. 14. When a man really loves a woman, he will protect her unconditionally and never allow others to comment on her or speak ill of her on any occasion. 15, I hope that after 50 years, the old man who is with me will still be you. You are still willing to hold me in your arms, just like now, and you don't dislike it. 16, sorry, follow me to suffer! 17, you make me abnormal; You fascinated my sight; You make me inexplicably sad and happy; You, make my world spin; You, let my thoughts spread; You, be my future partner. Would you like to? 18. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person. 19, loving someone is a very simple thing. It's like filling a glass with water and drinking it cold. Your body needs it and feels healthy and happy. So this is a good habit. So I am willing to repeat it day and night. 20. You made me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs. 2 1, you are too kind to change anything for me. 22. You are my air, the love between my breaths and the love between my breaths. You are my bright moon, my thoughts when I look up, and my thoughts when I bow my head. In the end, you are my antidote. I am heartbroken, just waiting for you to redeem me. Without you, I will only die! 23. In the dark, the stars are my eyes staring at you. The bright moon is my expression of missing you. That romantic breeze is my dream to accompany you. That flashing light is my wish to you: good night! 24. It's really interesting to be with you. 25. Gently, a spring breeze brushed the cheek, causing a ripple. Long, with your breath, sweet in memory. Honey, don't be too tired. Come and have a rest. 27. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. Even if 20 12 comes, I won't be afraid anymore, because you arrived before it. I want to exchange the ticket of Noah's Ark 20 12 for a ticket of your world. Because the umbrella of our love will last forever. Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time. 30, the love story between lovers 3 1, I am in a daze, because my heart was stolen by you; In this romantic festival, I just want to say I love you! I feel so happy in your arms. No matter where you are, no matter why you are busy, I will wait here. Honey, are you still angry? What? I'm not angry. You are the best! I love you all over the world. Early summer, the day has broken; In the petals, it becomes dew; At night, it becomes a star rain; In the book, it becomes a poem; In my heart, it becomes sweet; Rose Valentine's Day, I don't know how to say I love you! Baby, without you: I don't know what true love is! 37. Girls are men's ribs. I will cherish it without you. Girl, a drop of mountain spring, I miss you. Girl, it's a bench. Love you and let me live. Rose Valentine's Day, just want to hold your hand and be together forever. Falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life, thinking of you is my sweetest pain, and being with you is my pride. Without you, I am like a lost ship.