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Please give me a text message suitable for sending to the girl you are pursuing.

The key to doing it online is to be intentional and let it be done for you to research.

Lesson 1:

Of course, you must first know the girl’s mobile phone number.

Secondly, you must be interested in her.

Send a text message: "I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?"

Note: If a girl agrees, the location she is looking for is a comparison. Quiet bars, don’t go to restaurants or bars for the time being.

Lesson 2:

Don’t forget to send a text message after you go home from the date: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. have a good night.

Let her know that you are a caring person.

The next day, you can also send her a funny text message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon, and the gibbon helped it gently and carefully. After cleaning, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It's all ape dung!

2. I am a bean, and I fell. I’m so discouraged, what can I do to get back on my feet? The answer is----you. There is such a thing called "Pig Encouragement Beans".

3. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked him what he wished for. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

......

Let her know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Never post pornographic jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a text message:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm today. How many were caught?

I remember a girl answered me like this:

The early worm is eaten by the bird. Haha, I am more like a worm.

Answer: La la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just in time, full. Stayed for lunch.

Note: She is a beauty. Girls are more vain, so you can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today, very cute.

2. My eyes almost dropped when I saw you dressed so beautifully today. ~!~ ……

Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4:

After a period of contact and you have become somewhat familiar with it, it’s time for you to show off. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty went out of his way to send lychees to L'an with a smile on his face. Now use your text messages to please the girl you like.

1. Hints and tricks: If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in the warm haystacks, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

2. A text message in English is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Teasing and teasing to deepen the impression: I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig." From then on, I called you "Pig", and finally one day you I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted to me in public: "I'm not a pig."

5. The trick of hinting is still effective: listen, I want to chase you! I will recognize you! It's you I've been looking for all along! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I must chase you till the end! (Damn fly, I’ll swat you to death!) 6. The advantage of texting is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if you feel sour and vomiting. Girls all like to talk sweetly and like other people. Concerned:

If one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side. No matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, this blessing will turn into blue stars and shine in your eyes. The morning light shines in the sunset, shining in every inch of your life.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: Miss you, b: Miss you very much, c: Miss you very much, d: I can’t miss you, e: All of the above

Lesson 5:

< p>This lesson is about the quantity and quality of text messages:

1. Quantity is more important than quantity. Girls probably don't like boys whose mother-in-law and mother-in-law are around them all day long. Do you find it annoying or not (it's another matter if you catch them).

2. Don’t keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Use your own thinking. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

3. Occasionally three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, so I indulge myself. A series of violent text message attacks, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two. When your text messages become a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why she didn't send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to text you, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving you enough text message care, the first text message a girl sends you is often to complain to you, such as "I'm so bored" and "I'm about to collapse". , Hehe, what are you waiting for? It is easiest for a girl to succeed when she needs help the most, so encourage her quickly:

In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and one shore is connected to the other shore; In fact, tears are sweet, when your wish comes true; in fact, I want you to be happy every day.

You have to stick to the direction you are going. No matter what happens, I will always be with you. I hope to see a strong me, and even more, I hope to see a strong you! ! !

It is a must to call her after texting her.

Lesson 6

Care about the weather, care about mm. Send a weather forecast to your mm every day:

Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 13 degrees. xx asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to add an extra layer of clothing. (xx, it’s you)

Don’t put the content in brackets in text messages. Don’t copy online text messages mechanically. Transform other people’s things into your own. That is the highest level!

A Guide to Chasing Girls

The first strategy: the Iron Face Strategy. With the development of society, MM has become more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers. It is best to wear an iron mask if you want to win over a girl without getting hurt by her. Protected by an iron face, he can say disgusting words without blushing, and his nose will not be sore even if his sister's jade hands hit him, and his eyes will not be dazzled. He is too handsome and once learned this trick from the leader of the village. When my sister is tired and annoyed, she will agree. An iron face is far better than having both ability and political integrity! My advice is not to use this strategy in Dayang. Dayang's girls are so powerful, they are like tigers among tigers. This strategy is especially ineffective in the happy E family. You have the iron face strategy, and the Oriental girl has the kicking skills. >>>Lover: The True Character of a Cool Man: My lover is a bit cold

Second plan: Discount plan. When you see a girl, you must first calm down. If sex is not attractive, people will be obsessed with it. Don't mess up your shooting skills when you see MM. No matter how beautiful or proud the girl is, you can check it out at a discount. Just because she's beautiful doesn't necessarily mean she's meek. She's a beauty, but she might be a loser. No matter how good the girl is, if the discount reaches her ankles, she will be ignored by everyone. Don't take MM seriously, that's half the battle, I believe this. Girls are unpredictable, so don't discount her too much or lose interest in her. An old man once said that we should ignore MM strategically and pay attention to MM tactically.

The third plan: swing plan. Anyone who has experience playing on a swing knows that in order to swing high, you need to apply force step by step. To successfully soak a MM, you have to increase your strength step by step. If you apply more force today, you will lose force tomorrow, and you can only dangle in the same place. Unless you are a worldly expert who spends three days fishing and two days drying nets to maintain your balance, you will only be able to hold your arms alone and watch other girls come and go. Remember, you have to be organized when picking up girls. You can’t eat hot tofu if you are in a hurry. Picking up girls is like being a human being, you need to take it one step at a time.

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