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How to say hello humorously at noon

Humorous greetings at noon are as follows:

1, value-oriented opening: "I just finished the meeting and haven't eaten yet. It is really difficult for migrant workers. " This sentence can inadvertently show your self-motivation and express your busyness and hard work in a humorous way, which is suitable for greeting colleagues or friends at noon.

2, narcissistic opening: "Mind reading tells me that you must have finished eating now, am I very powerful?" This sentence begins with humor and narcissism, which can arouse each other's emotions and trigger each other's response. Suitable for greeting familiar people at noon.

3. Curiosity: "I met a particularly interesting thing today ..." Deliberately saying half of the words can arouse the curiosity of the other party and make the other party unable to ask questions, thus starting a conversation smoothly, which is suitable for chatting with colleagues or friends during lunch break.