A joke to please his wife.

1, wife, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat! Interesting, isn't it?

2. Wife, when I was in love, my dad first came in and took off his shoes before agreeing with my husband ... My dad held his breath and said, young man, it tastes like my daughter. Take it away! Interesting, isn't it?

3, wife, don't complain that you live too tired and too bitter. Like me, I used to be nothing, but now I'm different. Even the boss who is worth a million dollars took the initiative to say hello when he saw me: "Hey, waiter, come here for a moment"! Interesting, isn't it?

4. Wife, I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more baked this thing, the more fragrant it gets. Then I bought a bottle of beer! Interesting, isn't it?

5. Wives and women are still emotional in the final analysis and have no immunity to various small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover and BMW. And, of course, Tmall. Interesting, isn't it?