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College life of Vae.

Quoting ............... from others: Vae and I are college classmates in the Department of Health Management of Anyi University. In order to prevent him from cutting me after reading this article, I won't say my name:

I usually work in a hospital and surf the Internet when I have nothing to do. I often see his songs appear in major charts, and I am really happy for his achievements, which was unimaginable three years ago!

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Vae in memory usually doesn't talk much. He often sends text messages while walking with his mobile phone, and plugs earplugs everywhere he goes, including when he goes to the cafeteria to eat ... (but he doesn't listen and sing like some idiots) Seeing his first feeling will give you that unspeakable feeling.

I often sit in the last row in class because I often peek with a music book. Once caught by the teacher, the teacher said something and then burst into laughter, which was embarrassing. ...

The computer is very good. 0 1 year won the first place in the provincial competition. Our head teacher often talks about this in class, and some students are not very happy. Being a teacher is the most taboo.

I've been a monitor for two and a half years, and I haven't seen this man since my junior year. I only often see new songs on the internet ... so the class teacher decided to let him do what he likes, which is quite enlightened.

There are many literary books on his seat, and my buddy often borrows them. I also took them to the toilet to read books, but unfortunately they fell into the pool! Ha ha! At present, all Chinese styles have been badly written, but those Chinese styles in Vae are still quite popular. In fact, the clear rain and the memory of Nanshan, if at that time, if you were a gust of wind, a broken bridge and snowflakes, all have a lot to do with his reading and writing. I have always believed that writing a Chinese style with substance rather than colorful words is a high level.

I made a song at home, and I want to take it back to my friends.

Talking about feelings, I think some children in vae Post Bar are dreaming about their first love. This is really an international joke. He is not the kind of man with a pure heart. How can a person who can still write the lyrics of Genius and Rose Funeral at the age of 65,438+09 not have a profound emotional experience? Now I always think he is a very sensitive, emotional, but rigorous person. Maybe everyone with literary talent is precocious, and he is quite calm when everyone is still laughing ~

Except for a long relationship, it seems that I don't spend too long with other girls ... This is what I learned by observing the frequency of text messages.

Talk about popularity in general, mainly because there are too many low-key elements in personality, few words, and more stubborn. If they are not enthusiastic about others, they will easily offend others. But relatively real (in this hypocritical age), there is nothing fishy behind it. During my two or three years as a monitor, no one in our class has ever exercised petty power. However, some people say that he cares too little and is not responsible enough, so this thing has different opinions and is called the teacher's lackey if he cares too much. So I always think that Vae has a good grasp of this degree.

Being a man is more atmospheric, and our familiar friends are together. He often invites people to dinner and sings.

All of a sudden, I thought so much. It's time for dinner after work. On the whole, Vae is a good comrade. Today's achievements are related to his hard work, low-key personality and unfortunate love experience. # #% Wow haha ... I'm looking forward to his second record. It is said that it started half a month ago. I believe that with his talent, the second part will be more exciting. At present, there are not many singers with comprehensive ability and high literacy like him, but there are many vase singers. I wish talented people good development!

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In fact, I really want to write something, but every time I start writing, I can't start. On the one hand, I think there is nothing to write about. We are all good classmates, good friends and good buddies, and we always feel that writing these things is too melodramatic. But at the same time, there is more to write. Because Vae is always so special and distinctive. In the five years I have known him, a series of classic pictures and a series of classic quotations have made me think a lot. Some time ago, I saw someone writing Vae, and a college classmate came to gossip about me. I think as a roommate, I should also write something to share this value with you.

Let's talk about our college life first.

Let's start with the first meeting. Because I transferred to another campus after military training. It was evening when I first arrived at the dormitory. At that time, Vae was the only one in the dormitory, reading on the table with a desk lamp. Look at its appearance: big hair, long hair and white skin. I come from the countryside, where all the people dressed like this are gangsters. So I was a little upset … I went up to say hello, and he took off his headphones: hello. I'm surprised: Did anyone say that you look like Jay Chou (Vae looks a little like you when you were a child)! Only after chatting did I know that he was the monitor of our small class. Then he showed me around the school, told me where the canteen was, where the office was, and called the counselor ... Haha, it's funny to think of it now! But when I am alone, I am still very moved: I am a responsible monitor!

There are 6 people in our dormitory, so I have no choice but to choose the last one: the one next to the Vae bed, that is, the one on tiptoe. So I used this ID when I registered for the forum, haha!

Our dormitory is very United and lively. The next day, we went to the small restaurant behind the canteen for dinner. Everyone had a good talk with each other. Only Vae doesn't drink much and doesn't talk much. Like an out-of-touch master. There are usually two kinds of people who don't like to talk: one has his own ideas, but he doesn't like to express them. The other is nothing to say. Vae belongs to the former and I belong to the latter. I remember once talking about this issue, Vae said: If you can't talk, talk less. I remember this sentence until now. Vae has always maintained his character at that time in today's mixed entertainment circle. In fact, I think sometimes silence is a great personality. Because when you choose to be silent, you also choose to be misunderstood and not explained.

Speaking of eating, I think of an embarrassing thing my classmates told me. It is said that a few days before the military training, Vae went to the canteen to eat alone. One person ordered three or four small French fries and one person ate at a big table. Passers-by cast strange eyes in succession, stunned. Later, when talking about this matter, Vae said that it was his first time to eat in the canteen and he didn't know how to cook ... Sorry.

Actually, Vae is not as inarticulate as you think. After everyone got to know each other, there was also a sleeping party every night. And every time, Vae is the core. Because his thinking jumps the fastest, there are often some very nonsense quips, but the words are meticulous, which makes people laugh. And every time we laugh, he can calmly go on: Yes, and then ... he is the last one to sleep almost every time. If one day he doesn't go home or get sick, the sleeping party will definitely be cancelled. In this way, he created one classic and popular word after another, and nicknames of N classmates.

I still remember a shocking thing. One day, a stray dog came to school. Vae and her classmates adopted the dog, bathed it, fed it with food and drank it with water. The most shocking thing is that Vae actually put the dog in a paper bag and brought it into the classroom during the pronunciation class! Fortunately, the dog was more cooperative … later, the dog was found by the boarding house and taken away mercilessly. Do you know the name of the dog? The dog's name is gloomy, too …

Vae is very generous. No one in our dormitory is local except him. He often invites us to visit his house on weekends. Every time Vae's mother, that is, aunt, prepares a lot of snacks for us, and then we sweep them away … Then people who watch TV watch TV, play games and record songs, just like at home. What I admire most is his piano. I always let Vae play a passage. After that, we will go to KTV to sing or something. When it's time to eat, Vae has booked a restaurant, and we can go directly to eat!

All right. Write so much first, I study science, and my writing is terrible! Just make do. I'll tell you about his studies, music and so on next time. Please leave a message if you have any good comments!

Attached is a photo of the dormitory. Guess which one is the toe!

As a classmate, it is natural to talk about Vae learning. -

-everyone knows that "treating scars as dimples" is an article written by Vae in high school. Later, when he was a freshman, his sister said that this article became their reading comprehension on the simulated questions of the college entrance examination and handed out the test paper. We were amazed after reading it. But the funniest thing is that Vae did the above test at that time, and the answer was not half right ... Then we learned from the counselor that he was in the embryonic stage when he was a child, published an article in Hefei Evening News, and then won an award in the web design competition, how good the piano was, and so on. If the counselor hadn't told us, we really didn't know. What an awesome person. -

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Should be a freshman, Vae is the most diligent period in school. At that time, for Vae, music was just for fun, and learning was the most important thing. Our campus is in the suburbs, and there are weeds everywhere except the school. It is very cold in winter. The water poured on the balcony the night before can slide the next morning. It's ok to say that everyone gets up for class, but Vae, as the monitor, gets up one hour earlier than us every Tuesday (I forgot which day) to attend the counselor's meeting. Then after the meeting, I went back to the dormitory and was still sleeping, and then I was woken up to go to class together. Now when it comes to this matter, Vae still can't get over it. However, when I was a sophomore, the meeting was cancelled. And this picture becomes Vae curled up in bed, quietly looking at Annie Baby. ...

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Vae is always the last one to leave the dormitory in class. Every time everyone else leaves, he is still looking in the mirror … Then he locks the door slowly and shakes the classroom slowly, but he will never be late. When I got to the classroom, I went straight to a corner in the last row, found the one in our dormitory, and then sat down slowly, prone on the table. The end result is that sitting in the last row becomes fashionable. Everyone went to the classroom early at the beginning to occupy the first row, but went to the classroom early to occupy the last row, which made me have to help Vae occupy a seat every time. -

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In his sophomore and junior years, due to physical reasons (that is, frequent colds) and career development, Vae often took time off to go home, so he resigned as the monitor and abdicated as the vice monitor. We benefited a lot during his tenure as monitor. At that time, I had to make rounds in the evening, write down my name after the time period, and then inform the counselor. Whenever Vae makes a tour, we can go out and surf the Internet for one night! I remember who didn't come to class, and every time our class was full … don't say he was irresponsible, but the actual situation is that our class has always been very United and excellent! -

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Later, he simply stopped attending classes and went home to concentrate on making music. Counselors are also very wise and let them develop. What about the exam? Every time the teacher draws the key points of the exam, people in our dormitory will summarize them and copy them to him, and then Vae will come to school to get them within 3 days before the exam. After that, he appeared in the exam and then disappeared. It has always been like this. As soon as the exam bell rang, he walked slowly into the examination room and came to me: Do you have a pen? Me: ¥% #&* ...

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Although Vae didn't attend classes, he did well in most exams, just like his favorite pathology, and got nearly 90 points. Do you know why he doesn't like hygiene Because he failed in that class ... It's not his fault. The focus given by the health teacher is not focused, and many good grades fail in the class. Besides, he only watched it for a few days. -

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Actually, Vae has been studying. In the days when there is no class, you should learn those music theories, lyrics, composition, including recording software, and so on. After all, it's not my major. I have so much to learn! When the recording software was first used, there was no Chinese version, which was very complicated. Vae taught me some of the simplest things, but I can't learn them. But I have to admire his strong learning ability, and he got started in a while, which also made him easily pass Band 4. Then the senior year also won the top ten young people in the province, as everyone knows. -

Ok, so much for studying, just like bookkeeping. See you next time. -

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I also know that many people pretend to be Song's relatives and friends, so some people don't believe me. But the fake is not true after all, and no matter how realistic it is, it will lead to clues. I hope everyone can distinguish right from wrong! One thing I'm sure, friends around real Vae will never speak ill of him, because he is really a good man. Only when some of his competitors are jealous, the media and record companies he offended will try their best to find writers to hack him. I have to admit that Vae's personality is really straightforward and life is not smooth enough, but I don't think an artist needs to be a good person praised by everyone. People around him support him, and it is enough to support him! Plus there are so many friends posting it.

What are we talking about? Let's talk about music first. When he was still in college, he often showed us a demo of a song and asked for our feelings. Once a classmate heard a few words that were a bit like a song at the climax of a work, and then we listened. Coincidentally, it was a bit like that, and then he killed the song. . . . . . We are the last audience. He is very strict with himself, which is rare for his colleagues around him now. We really miss our college days by fooling around, reading newspapers and surfing the Internet. He is quite enterprising and can calm down. Now he wants me to read professional books and die.

Regarding daily life, Vae often eats instant noodles of Master Kong instead of going to the canteen. The reason is convenience. You can imagine why this guy lost weight ... I clearly remember that he had very serious pharyngitis. When he was a sophomore, recording songs meant entertainment or relaxation for him. Recording songs after junior year is a challenge and test, because he always has a sore throat and a fever after recording songs, and then he often takes a day or two off, which is very accurate. At first we didn't believe him and laughed at him for making excuses. Skipping class, once his roommate said he would go to his house for a surprise inspection, but we didn't know it was true until we went there. There is a pile of medicine on the table and people are lying on the bed. But maybe this is God's test. Many people think that he is playing music. He didn't mention too many behind-the-scenes stories, unlike some singers who insisted on a job because of a slight illness and immediately held a press conference, for fear that the whole world would not know. In fact, as an outsider, we can't see the efforts and hardships behind easy singing. No one in the world can succeed casually. As the most popular independent musician at present, he has certainly made extraordinary efforts. Even if someone doesn't like his music, at least his achievements and efforts can't be erased.

Say so much first, I'm going to take a lunch break. Come again sometime.

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First of all, I'm sorry ... it took more than 8 months to update, which is slower than V's blog update!

What are we talking about this time? Let's talk about Vae's road to music! I just want to use "Rome was not built in a day" to describe his current achievements.

When I was a freshman in 2004, everyone was the same, having classes and playing cards. It seemed that online songs were very popular at that time. For example, the famous mouse likes rice. Don't say you don't care about my tears. . . Vae came home one weekend and plugged MP3 into the second-hand speakers in our dormitory to play songs. That little speaker is broken! One of them was smashed and often had bad contact with TNND. While we connected the wires by hand, we played a song: OMG, it was Vae! Although it was a cover song, although it was recorded by a wheat in 10 yuan, although the sound was unprocessed and could not be heard clearly with noisy noise, it sounded good at that time, which was awesome! We all play at the top of this song. But everyone seems to disagree except our dormitory. I remember once I told the people in the dormitory next door with great interest: this is sung by our dormitory Vae! How's it going? ! As a result, people say: not so good ... sorry.

Then every weekend, we expect Vae to bring his new book. Slowly, from the simple cover at the beginning, to silence, to good voice, to adaptation, to harmony ... and finally to creation. I remember the lyrics of the song "Fireworks Laughter", which took less time to write than Vae sitting alone in the next class. Back in that week, we heard this song. Another day, I was alone in the dormitory, laughing and setting off fireworks, and then washing clothes. The man in the dormitory next door ran over: hey, this song is good! Who sang it? I smiled without saying a word: Vae!

Then during this period, Vae made up all kinds of music-related knowledge, taking vocal lessons, learning ancient poems, watching music theory and so on. I have to learn some music recording and processing software from others. Don't forget that he has his own study and pharyngitis. It should start with uploading songs on a website. To tell the truth, there are many talented people who sing well on the Internet. I don't know how many people started making online music earlier than Vae, but not everyone is Vae, and not everyone has that great strength and fame. What they lack more than Vae is not only handsome faces, but also seriousness and hard work. I think even if you are given that talent, how many people can learn to use a pure English recording software? At first, the accompaniment was used by others. Later, Vae was not satisfied, and he learned the arrangement software himself. . . Up to now, many friends and classmates I know have asked when they meet: Can you help me get Vae's signature?

This road is also full of intrigue and darkness. Only a minor celebrity, others envy, secretly slander; The website has never given Vae much money for color ring tones; Later, when the album was released, some people pretended to be official website's fraud; Up to now, the fame is getting bigger and bigger, and all kinds of messy things are there. There will be many speechless things under the Vae of Baidu: girlfriend's death, Vae endorsement, spoof and so on. Vae rarely responds positively, and I just want to reply to them with a lyric of Vae: You don't deserve to be the enemy of Vae!

Toe Tou, as a Toe Tou, is an enviable Toe Tou, but Toe Tou never likes Vae just because of Toe Tou, and Toe Tou appreciates his music, talent and humanity just like everyone else. Music is pure, and love is absolute. Only our support, understanding and liking are the only motivation for Vae to go on this music road!