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Confess to your girlfriend: You are my girlfriend, and I will teach you to play football.

1, you be my girlfriend and I'll teach you to play football.

2. M: Be my girlfriend. I will love you, love you, protect you and be loyal to you. W: I don't want to find a boyfriend yet. Man: My dad lied to me. He told me that as long as I have two villas and a sports car, I can find a girlfriend. W: I'm just kidding. M: Me too.

Would you like to be my girlfriend? I know you will fall in love with me sooner or later. I just want to know the answer quickly.

4. Most people choose indirect confession to avoid embarrassment or dislike saying things that are too direct. I suggest you pick up girls here, and sometimes it may be better to express it directly. For example, just tell her to be my girlfriend, okay?

5. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

6. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

7.M: I like you. Can you be my girlfriend? W: But I already have a boyfriend. M: That's all right. I can wait. W: You don't have to wait. I won't be sorry for my boyfriend. M: What if my boyfriend likes others? Woman: No way. He is not interested in other women. M: I know, but he is very interested in me recently.

8. Do you have a girlfriend? This is irrelevant to today's debate. Please answer my question directly. No. Then would you like to be my boyfriend? I'd love to. I have no more questions. Thank you, Madam President.

Would you like to be my girlfriend? I'll buy you a fried bun in the street.

10, dear! The doctor said I was lovesick. The prescription is as follows: three kisses+lover's tears-water drops+lifelong eternal love. I think only you can save me!

1 1, I looked at the full moon as if I were staring at you: Dear, in that bright moon mirror, I saw you who were also absorbed in me.

12. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

13, I love you selfishly, but I won't go near you, let alone snuggle up to you. Because you are the goddess in my heart, you are my soul! I want to protect you!

14, all I can think of is growing old with you, too old to go anywhere, you are still my baby!

15, winter is here, it's snowing! God, it's getting cold; The water is getting cold; Birds don't bark; Flowers, withered; Leaves, withered, but have a heart, which is unchanged. Although some words have never been said to you, my heart for you has never changed. I will love you silently and bless you!

16, I believe I love you, and I will give it to you blindfolded. Full of love, I have a pair of eyes in the dark. I will continue to love you and put it together by myself. All the good and bad past in my life seems to be waiting for me to meet you!

17, I hope I have the opportunity to be responsible for your happiness, health and happiness. Love you forever!

18, I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you!

19, there is intoxicating love in your eyes. I would like to turn the spring breeze to gently brush your hair tips, take away your sadness and return your smile; I would like to burn myself, shine, shake off the confusion in your tears and give you the hope of love. Baby, I love you forever!

20. It's so hard to love you without wanting anything! Love you, but sneaking around, so tired! Love you, but break my heart, so miserable! Love you, I am willing, so sweet! Love is not an end, the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

2 1, I was pressed under the Leifeng Tower for a thousand years, and I missed you for a thousand years. I slept under the sea for two thousand years, and I missed you for two thousand years. I have lived in the world for twenty years, and I have missed you for twenty years. Today, I finally met you. I want to tell you: I think I have fallen in love with you. Would you like to be my girlfriend?

22. I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, care about you and grow old with you!

M: I really love you. Please be my girlfriend! ! Woman: But I have no feelings for you at all! ! M: Well, you tell me what's wrong with me and I'll change it! ! ! Woman: Then tell me first, and I'll change it! ! !

24. We all smiled sweetly, just like our romantic vows. It was just a moment of separation, but I began to miss each other again. There is no meteor garden, so we sit on the street, because as long as we are with you, it is the greatest happiness in my life.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

26. The plot is a beautiful day. I have no earth-shattering declaration of love, and I have no promise of love. However, I want to tell you: I love you more than the last second!

27, your magic is to let me dream, invisibly let me be defeated by you willingly.

28. Snowflakes fell to the ground, and the prelude of winter popped up. I won't cry easily, because with your encouragement, I will continue to work hard to give you satisfactory results and make you feel warm and sweet all the time.

29. I suddenly didn't know what to say when I dialed your phone. Actually, I just want to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

As long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will never give up hope! I am a person who doesn't give up easily! People who don't give up hope easily! So I have been working hard! Since I fell in love with you, I have a dream! You are my biggest dream!

Do you have a boyfriend? Don't! Great! I have no girlfriend! Would you like to be my girlfriend? This is definitely impossible! Why? Shit! Didn't you read my file? I am a man!

32. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you very much, and I should like you 90%. I'm sure I love you. I hope you understand my love!

33. I am willing to care for your tenderness with the true feelings of my life; I am willing to give you the best life with my lifelong belief; I would like to use the true love of my life to walk hand in hand with the happy journey of my life.

34, the sky, because there is sunshine, it is very blue; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; The sea is wide because of the wind. Heart is beautiful because of you! If I don't have you in my life, there seems to be no world. Now please promise me one request: marry me!

Xiaoming: Goddess be my girlfriend! Goddess: Well, unless you can impress me! So Xiaoming knocked the goddess back two steps with one punch, and I obviously touched you! Why go back on our word?

Sentence for girlfriend's confession

1. When I wanted to give myself to you, you chose to leave.

You don't know how much I have experienced when others don't value our love.

Happiness is holding your hand and seeing the future with two pairs of eyes.

4. Missing will make you feel silent. Fortunately, missing can also bring the sadness of bone erosion.

During your days together, all the stars in my sky were lit up.

6. Coffee without a cup is lonely; I am lonely without you.

7. No matter how flashy the world is, I can't change my love for you.

8. I didn't participate in your past. I want to always have your future.

9. Who said that your cooking was terrible? I will go home for dinner every day!

10. I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

1 1. In the best time, dream and go where you want to go.

12. Confession means risking that you can't even be a friend in the future, betting that you will have the opportunity to hold your hand, hug you and love you in the future.

13. Colorful hyacinthus orientalis shook my first love. Your bright eyes ignited my youthful enthusiasm.

14. Temporary tenderness doesn't suit me. What I want is a lifetime of companionship.

15. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you, and thought you would become the most important person in my life.

16. Even I am laughing at myself. Usually careless, but very gentle when I see you.

17. There are many reasons for not loving in the world: being busy, being tired is good for you and so on. And there is only one expression of love: I just want to be with you.

18. I hope someone will tell me that sometimes thinking about me will make him feel bad.

19. Don't forget that I have been thinking about you here, waiting for you to come back.

20. How much I like you and how much I have the courage to tell you that I love you!

2 1. I can't give you much warmth, but I will try to light up your world.

22. It is also a kind of happiness to secretly love someone. Unrequited love is a paper window flower that has not been pierced.

23. I miss you generally, and I am suffering in other situations!

24. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

25. Go online only because you are there, and go offline only because you haven't been online for too long.

26. One day you can meet someone who really likes you and wait patiently.

27. Others can ridicule and bump into the torrent, and still pursue this as my freedom.

28. A cavity of love and hate, a joys and sorrows, a volume of history, a vicissitudes of life.

29. After knowing you. I just found out that I can give so willingly.

30. There is so much life and love. You are the only one in my world.

3 1. You are my wife. Just like you. Only you. You can't do it if you don't do it!

32. I thought my world would stay cold until you appeared!

The promise is so beautiful, but I can't guarantee that it will last forever.

34. As long as someone marries me, I will close the divorce office.

35. Until one day, you will find that the person who really loves you is in mourning alone.

36. When we forget the time, the memory will be submerged in the memory.

37. My feelings are flowing smartly, because you are as open as a mountain.

38. Love doesn't count days, it makes every day meaningful.

39. Be grateful! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

40. Just this once, I decided to love you, so I won't give up easily.

4 1. and so on, not because that person will come back, but because there is still love.

42. At the most suitable age, wear the most beautiful wedding dress and marry the safest person.

You asked me why I am not interested in other girls. I want to say it's because of you.

44. It's not that I don't expect eternal love songs. You said the most beautiful love is called memory.

45. Don't wait, because you don't know how long it will take.

Although you are cold in winter, snow explains all my happiness.

47. I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long life essay.

48. I laughed and scolded with you, but you didn't know I loved you!

49. Now, I will slowly let you delete me from your memory.

50. Everything in the world has become nothing. My heart will always be with you!

5 1. When the first green leaf sprouts gently, love rings in our hearts.

One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

Express your love for your girlfriend.

Express your love for your girlfriend.

1, there is a kind of love that makes people move, there is a kind of love that makes people catch up, there is a kind of love that makes people happy, 520, and I want to tell you that there is another kind of love that makes people never leave, makes people hard to give up, makes people unforgettable, makes me love you, and makes this love vigorous and everlasting.

2. During the day, you are in my heart; In the dark, you are in my dream; On a sunny day, you are in my eyes; Rainy days, you are in my heart; Together, you are in my arms; Separation, you are in my thoughts. Every minute, you are in my life.

3, 5 is the yearning at 5: 05, 2 is the love that never leaves, and 0 is you in hiding. I love you all my life and never give up. I am willing to accompany you to the old age, run happily and embrace happiness!

4, wind and rain, happiness and sweetness are harvested; I have tasted the ups and downs together, and the road of life is tortuous; Time flies, and sincere love is much happier; I love you, I really love you, I will never leave you, I will always love you.

5, I miss you, there is no way; Miss you and forget yourself; Understand you, understand your heart; Cherish you, with heart; Protect you until death do us part; Love you all your life; 520, with you, this life is enough!

6, 520 I love you, the breeze blows away my thoughts, and I wish you endless happiness; The drizzle has gone with my greetings, I wish you no worries; SMS brings my blessing. May you have countless happiness and sweet love.

7. When I met you, God was willing; Fall in love with you, people follow God's will; Miss you, tea and rice don't think; Life is boring without you; Fall in love with you, with heart; Care about you and be loyal to you. You are the only one in my life.

8. I am your cold capsule. If you don't feel well, I'll help you sweep and make you happy at once. I am your compressed biscuit. If you want to lose weight, I will help you advocate and make you lose weight immediately. 5.20 I love you, love you, understand you, help you and send messages to greet you. This is what hardcore should do!

9. You are a sobering agent when I feel dizzy. I am not depressed when I think of you. You are a stimulant when I am bored. I am very happy to see you. You are a sedative when I am manic and restless, and I often wake up from your words. I love you, you are the only person I can't give up in this life.

10, 500 years before the Buddha ~ meet and laugh ~ hold hands at this moment ~ is a pious agreement between you and me in previous lives. I love you, and I pray to God to give you happiness. Know each other, depend on each other, depend on each other, that is eternal forever.

1 1, 520 I love you, you say one, I say one, you say left, I go left, you scold me for not fighting back, you hit me and I don't fight back, and I'll always give you my wallet. Send a text message to show your determination, dear, I love you.

12520, love, never regret; 520, love is a word, I have been waiting for a long time; 520, I love you all, and I accept it all; May 20, tell you: loving you is my freedom, waiting for your response is my bet!

13, there is a kind of friend, like two diameters in a circle. Although there is not much overlap, it is enough to chat with each other. Dear friends, we are such friends. I love you, let our friendship slide up and become a complete circle, let our friendship circle be complete.

14,520 I love you, love your young face, love your innocent smiling face, send you a pledge of love, accompany you through the years, love you forever, and wish you happiness and endless happiness.

15, falling in love with you is my heart; Have you, happy, happy; Care about you, everything goes well; Bless you, always comfortable; I love you, I love you all my life, and I am willing to protect you all my life.

16, I love you involuntarily in the sunshine every morning, and I can't give up loving you in the sunset every evening; I love you to leave memories on the best day of 520. I will accompany you at sunrise and sunset, and we will go through ups and downs together. I only love you in this life.

17. Although we live the most plain life, love permeates every bit of life. An exhortation when going out, a phone call after going out, a concern after going home, a spoonful of soup when eating, and mutual talk after grievances. This is love. I love you. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

18, the cowherd loves the weaver girl in the sky, and I love you underground. Two of a kind is a soul mate, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I love you more than myself.

19, true love is like a vast sea, surging. You are the grass I love. I will swim far away through the wind and waves, and I will build a love nest with you. 5.20 I love you, and we share weal and woe.

20, all the words are pale, all the languages are powerless, I can only give you my love wholeheartedly; All the ups and downs are worthwhile, and all the experiences are beautiful. It turns out that all this is to meet my dear you; Everything in the past is a memory, and everything in the present is cherished. I think there will be you in the future! I love you, and I just want to go with you all my life!

2 1, no feelings to talk about, no love to tell the truth, no matter how beautiful the language in the world, I can't tell you my feelings and love, 520 love confession day, a sincere heart for you.

22, regardless of the ends of the earth, always care about you; Love you forever, regardless of the end of time; No matter now or in the future, I will always love you; I love you, wish you happiness every day, all the best, and love you forever.

23, holding hands, simple; Stay together, lingering; Days, plain; In my heart, it is warm; Life is sour and sweet; Love, forever and ever! 520, may our life be happy and true feelings remain unchanged!

24. Your happiness is exclusively sponsored by me; I bear your sorrow alone; Your love song, I sing solo; I will accompany you exclusively all your life. I love you, and I only love you in this life!

25, I am not perfect, but I can read you, I can walk into your heart, I will always be by your side to protect you, I will love you, I will not let you be wronged, I will do a lot of things for you that love you. 520 confession day, let me bravely say: honey, marry me!

26. Your face fascinates me; Your voice fascinates me; Your gesture makes me intoxicated; Your gentleness fascinates me. I love you, let my love drive you to a better life and enjoy a happy life!

27. I love you every minute, but I can't live without it; Love you day after day, lingering is a bit sweet; I love you year after year, and my happiness is connected with my heart. When 520 days come, I love you sentence by sentence, and I will tell you my heart!

28, 520, I love you, Qian Shan is connected with the soul, and the ends of the earth depend on each other; I love you, I will always be with you, and I will never abandon you.

29. Send you a red heart as a token of your heart. I miss you in the left atrium, and I miss you wholeheartedly; Right atrium, I love you, love you wholeheartedly; Your joy and anger are in the left ventricle, and your coldness and warmth are in the right ventricle. You fill my heart, and I can't help loving you.

30. I love you because you always make me happy; I love you because you always make me happy; I love you because you always make me jump for joy. I love you until death do us part!

3 1, Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, all I got was the passing of this life. If so, I would like to look back on my 10,000 encounters with you and tell you affectionately: I love you.

32, a flower, picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I couldn't remember it when the rain stopped; A road, walking for a long time, can't go to the end after dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time ... I love you forever.

33, 520 I love you, just want to tell you that I will always wait for your beauty; Just want to tell you that no one can replace you; I just want to tell you that you are the only one in my life; I just want to tell you that I love you with all my heart.

34. What does the world feel like? Everything can overcome everything. May you surrender to me in the next life. I love you, and I am willing to watch the sunrise and sunset with you every day!

35. Without a star, it is to fall into the sansheng stone and sit on our feelings; There is another star, which is rising into a wish drop, hanging with our love. 5.20, I love you like a star.

36, roses, not important, the important thing is that I can surprise you every day; It doesn't matter whether I like you or not, what matters is that I can make you happy every day; I love you, it doesn't matter, what matters is that I can protect you in this life! 520, I use my life to fulfill my promise!

Falling in love with you is a kind of happiness; Falling in love with you is a warmth; Falling in love with you is sweet; Falling in love with you is a kind of happiness; Falling in love with you is a responsibility; Fall in love with you, I will spoil you and protect you with a pain.

38. Spring breeze lifts pure skirts, spring rain moistens shy eyebrows, and spring flowers bloom with sweet smiles. Dear, you are my eternal spring, and there is happiness with you. I love you forever.

39, there is a kind of wine, only drink not drunk; There is a flower that will never bloom; There is a kind of love and lifelong trust; There is a heart that only cares about you. I love you, and I only love you in this life!

40, wife, I love you, with you around, life is endless, this life is accompanied by you, happiness is sweeter than honey, I love you forever, I sincerely care for you, I wish you youth and beauty, and all the best.

Confess to your girlfriend.

I am a boy who has no money, looks and family background, but is affectionate, righteous and responsible! I am willing to use my youth as a bet in exchange for your love!

Let me make you a cup of tea, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject a cavity of enthusiasm to dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.

If I knew that one day, I would love you so much. I will definitely leave my best side on the day when you and I meet.

Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; My world is wonderful because of you!

There are fewer reasons, and the stomach is big; Sweet mouth and small temper; Faster action and higher efficiency; Smile a little and use a little brain; I wish you happiness every day!

I want to say more than 10 million words, and my heart is full of affection, so how can I express a love? I just want to accompany you all my life, rain or shine.

I am infatuated with waiting for your heart. I'm not gonna die. Don't make me sad. You are my sweetheart, which means I sincerely hope to win your heart. I wish you a contented death without regret.

Fool! Every time I hear you say you don't like you, I feel sad! Anyway, I only know that I have fallen in love with you deeply!

From the beautiful encounter to the infatuated love, from the romance of love at first sight to the promise of life and death, the days that passed in a hurry made a pair of men and women seem to have experienced several years of love transformation.

Love you a little infatuated, miss you a little crazy, see you a little flustered, wait for you a little scared, love is really wonderful! Happiness only counts if it is given to me, and the world will not change.

Go shopping with you, you should take my advice to buy clothes, because your handsome is for me, don't doubt my aesthetic level.

How I wish it were your computer and accept your affectionate eyes every day; How I wish it were your keyboard, bearing the beating of your fingertips every day!

When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire stops burning, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

I implore you deeply; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.

You let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

In the vast sea of people, it is my luck to meet you, and it is God's arrangement to fall in love with you. If I can marry you and spend my life with you, it will be my happiness!

I love you! I will marry you anyway! Love you, take care of you, regardless of sickness and death, regardless of poverty or wealth, until death do us part!

There are so many people in the world. Why do I know you? Ah, since I met you, my life has turned a new chapter.

Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

I will remember the beautiful moment when you appeared in front of my eyes. In sadness and distress, your gentle voice lingers in my ear for a long time.

Don't give in to me too easily, and don't let me feel your obedience. In fact, submission and obedience are equally dismissive, which will make me lose my independence and I don't know much.

Love is better than gold. Although the family is poor, * * * works together; Hold your hand and grow old with your son; Mutual affection, never separation; Envy others and grow old together.

If you are a stone, I am a magnet; If you are a plant, I am a mimosa; If you were human, I would be the only thrill for you. Having you is the greatest happiness in my life!

Lean on your shoulder and feel your heartbeat. I am a little woman who belongs to you only. Your shoulder is my eternal support!

If your heart can be lent out, I hope I can lend it out and give it back to you with two hearts, one is that I love you and the other is that you love me.

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? It is not easy to love you. When I was intoxicated in the world of love and enjoyed the sweetness of love, I also deeply realized that it is really difficult to love someone.

At night, you look at the night sky and see the stars twinkling. That star is me. I tell you, I am lonely without you by my side.

Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car is not bought. I only love you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea!

Long time no see, I miss you a little, just like those red beans, representing my sincere and simple heart.

I don't have many words, only one sentence tells you: with you, you are everything; Without you, everything is you.

The beautiful legend of love in the blue years, the eternal legend in the glow, dear, our love has become forever, so that the fairy tale world is no longer a fairy tale.

A blessing to you, two greetings to you, three friendships together, four caring words to you, friends from all corners of the country, dear friends, I will miss you forever.

Drink less, eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it; Talk less, talk more, avoid right and wrong, laugh heartily; Spend less, be more affordable, and go home early and feel refreshed!

The sound of falling flowers is known to the wind, the feeling of missing is known to the heart, the cold temperature is known to the winter, and my blessing is known to you. In the cold season, I send you warm thoughts.

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there is always such a person.

I am destined to fall in love with you, sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest for life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.

Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

Your arms are my safe haven, and being with you is my greatest gain in this life. I am willing to exchange everything I have for your happiness in this life. I believe we will grow old together!

I embedded you in a tear and imagined that it would be amber in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, for fear that tears will fall and break you and my dream of a thousand years. Let me protect you for a lifetime!

Miss you like a song, flying; Miss you like a river, flowing; Miss you like a cloud; Floating; Miss you like a kiss, comfortable; Thinking of you is not a fixed picture, thinking of you is eternal, and happiness is flowing!

I care about heaven and earth because of your confused smile between heaven and earth; Intoxicating eyes; Voice of nature; A moving figure; When the elves of light sing and dance in the morning light.

One day you will know that there are buses every minute; Subway, every minute; Our love is only once in a lifetime.

When you see this message, congratulations, you stand out from the competitors and you have won my love. Do you want to come out and celebrate?

May sweetness accompany you through every moment today, peace accompany you through every minute, and happiness accompany you through every second.

Suddenly, no matter what is right or wrong, as long as there is you, everything becomes unimportant!

If we have a conflict, maybe I will ignore you, but it won't be long before I take the initiative to find a chance to make up, and then you have to give me a step down.

I love you! If one day, I become a loess, the spring grass growing on this loess is also green for you, and the flowers blooming on this loess are also bright for you.

I was born and grew up in the 1980s. I met you in the 1980s and fell in love in the 1980s. It's a long way to go, my dear. Would you like to join hands with me?

When I finally stopped coming near you, I suddenly realized that it was enough to look at you from a distance and listen to you as before. As for love or not, give time to question it.