Why did Jackie Chan scold Zhou Libo?

Zhou Libo, who is full of lip service, meets Jackie Chan, who is full of kung fu (watching movies and TV works online), and the result is a tragicomedy. Sadly, Zhou Libo's "flattery" always captures horseshoes, which makes Jackie Chan very unhappy. Happily, Zhou Libo, who always choked on others, was "beaten" by Jackie Chan, who has always been kind. In front of the major media in the country, boss Zhou was humiliated, and all the spectators at the scene watched a comedy.

Yesterday, the Happy World Expo Year 20 10 New Year's Eve Gala (broadcast on the first day of the first month of the Year of the Tiger) created by SMG and Dragon TV officially entered the recording stage. Jackie Chan and Zhou Libo, two "comedians", lit a spark for their first meeting and staged a wonderful sketch in advance.

Jackie Chan still wears the traditional Tang suit, while Zhou Libo wears a pink shirt with a black suit, dressed as an old Shanghai Koehler, with a lingering middle-aged rascal on his face.

As soon as Zhou Libo appeared on the stage, he attracted everyone's attention. As soon as Jackie Chan greeted him with a microphone, he jumped in front of his eldest brother and taught him the pronunciation of Shanghai dialect. This sudden stealing of the mirror made his eldest brother very unhappy, so he said into the microphone, "Don't ask me any questions, just ask Zhou Libo." Later, Big Brother gave a live translation demonstration to Japanese singers and Danish bands. What's the big deal about knowing Shanghai dialect? We can speak Japanese, English and Cantonese.

I don't know if I'm playing dumb or really stupid. Hearing the eldest brother say "ask Zhou Libo", Zhou Libo seemed to seize the opportunity and really took it over and asked, "Eldest brother has never heard of Shanghai style before?" Jackie Chan began to use his internal strength to suppress his anger: "I have never heard of (Shanghai Paiqingkou), and I only met him two minutes ago (Zhou Libo). I don't even know what to do. It's up to him. I will help (Zhou Libo) with a knife. As I said, I (the role) is not outstanding, and (Zhou Libo) is not playing well. "

Previous single wheel

Zhou Libo: Big Brother, have you ever heard of Shanghai style Qingkou?

Jackie Chan: Never heard of it.

When it was Zhou Libo's turn to speak, Jackie Chan turned to shake hands with Japanese pop singer Kousuke Atari and Chinese mainland singer Chen Ming.

Here, Zhou Libo began to show off his eloquence. "When my parents were young, oh no, I saw Jackie Chan's movies when I was young." Over there, Jackie Chan's handshake ceremony just ended. "Before, I thought Jackie Chan was short. When I saw a real person, he was taller than I thought. " Hearing someone talking about his height, Jackie Chan showed an unhappy expression. "I heard that eldest brother doesn't like to watch scripted performances. No matter how impromptu you are, I'll take you with me. You can improvise whatever you want. " The last sentence was flattery, but Jackie Chan was impatient. He grabbed his microphone and handed it to the host: "OK, don't give him a microphone."

Zhou Libo: I think Jackie Chan is short. ...

Jackie Chan: Don't give him a microphone!

Second round

Jackie Chan is usually invited not for money, but for big things. Yesterday, some media asked Jackie Chan how much it was worth to attend the Spring Festival Gala of Oriental TV. Jackie Chan said in the tone of a star philanthropist: "I usually get it for nothing. When did you see me take the money? " Obviously asking Jackie Chan, Zhou Libo squeezed into a sentence that was unwilling to be lonely: "Everyone accepts checks!" Jackie Chan finally got angry: "I want to arrange a sketch, and Zhou Libo doesn't have to talk from beginning to end. "

Zhou Libo continued to pick up the word "naively". "Yes, we will go to 100 square meters of rehearsal room for rehearsal tomorrow. As soon as I heard that I was going to rehearse with Jackie Chan, I quickly asked the production unit to arrange a big room, because Big Brother likes to "touch" and I am afraid that if Big Brother touches me! " The host replied: "Yes, you can change your surname to Mu and call it' Woodenhead'!" Zhou Libo turned to Jackie Chan with a smile and asked, "Does Big Brother think I look like a sandbag?" Jackie chan ignored it.

Third round

Zhou Libo: In case Big Brother touches me. ...