Three humorous Spring Festival greetings

The first humorous greetings for the Spring Festival

1. I wish you that during the Spring Festival holiday, you will drink until you no longer recognize each other, smoke cigarettes until you die together, and play mahjong until day and night. Dance until you are exhausted, brag until you don’t believe it.

2. Take a piece of snowflake, put a trace of longing on it, and send it to your parents far away. Cut a piece of cold wind, send some care, and give it to the left-behind son. You are a laborer who has left home, always I care about my loved ones, and on the occasion of the 201x New Year, let me send you blessings: I wish you a happy family and a happy family!

3. A little lucky star, a lucky clover, and happiness. Flowers, patches of happy forest, talismans of peace, long-life locks, safe beans, healthy rice, auspicious sheep, and blessings. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in the Year of the Sheep!

4. In the new year, I wish you all good luck in the Year of the Sheep and success in the Year of the Sheep! The life of the Sheep! The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deepest blessing to you. , the last blush of sunset is my sincere greeting to you. As New Year's Eve approaches, I would like to send you my sincere blessing: Happy Year of the Sheep!

5. On New Year's Eve, the countdown to the Spring Festival of the Year of the Sheep, happy elements are accumulating, and the joyful army is marching in a hurry. I can't wait, and I The New Year's sunshine sets off together, bringing the year's blessings to you in advance, and wishing you a prosperous Year of the Sheep!

6. The New Year's Sheep is here, and I wish you a secret giggle at work, and a lively and cheerful mouth after work. Humming a little tune in the song, I snored to sleep at night. When I woke up, I was startled. I had a lot of money on my pillow. I wish you a healthy and happy Spring Festival in advance!

7. May the happiness come as expected, and let the Friendship Day As time goes by, I hope happiness will never go away, opportunities will seize every day, I hope you will be in good health, and good luck will turn into rain. I would like to express my heartfelt words in a few words. I hope your family will be happy during the Spring Festival and everything will go well for you!

8. Good news comes at the end of the year and the beginning of the year. Magpies come to your door to make you smile. Your work is excellent. Your salary jumps up. Your boss also gives you a hug. The God of Luck favors you. New Year blessings come. Happy Chinese New Year. !

9. I click on the Spring Festival and search for peace and happiness; I copy the smiling face and paste the New Year website; I open the mailbox and send my best wishes in my most beautiful words: I hope you will delete your worries, store happiness every day, and backup happiness every day. One year.

The second humorous greetings for the Spring Festival

11. When you see this message, luck has come to you, the God of Wealth has entered your home, and glory and wealth have already arrived. Not far from you. Wish you a Happy New Year!

12. The New Year is here and I give you a coat. Use it to wrap up your warmth, carry your romantic love, fill your pocket with happy friendships, fasten your health, block out bad luck, and be happy every day. Have a good mood!

13. My blessings have crossed the mountains, passed through the streams, jumped over the sheep road, rushed through the small alleys, passed by the old lady selling candied haws, and got into you. In the ears - Happy New Year!

14. A green leaf is full of its friendship to the roots; a congratulatory message condenses my wishes for you. Another wonderful beginning - the beginning of the new year. I wish success and happiness will always be with you.

15. Are you okay in the distance? In my distant thoughts, what has changed is my appearance, but what remains unchanged is my heart that will always love you! I sincerely wish you a happy New Year!

16. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, joy, warmth, sweetness, wealth, and good fortune, enter the new year, and spend every day happily!

17. In the new year, I wish you good health and may you lose all your teeth; have a good trip, but you may get lost along the way; may you go well all the way, but may you fall down along the way; may you be happy every day, but often be abnormal; may you always smile, and you deserve it!

18. Leave a trace of spring breeze, causing the flowers in the garden to bloom, and cut a piece of drizzle, bringing green eyes. My dearest you, are you willing to ride on a snowflake and send warm blessings to me? Dear relatives, are you willing to bring a hint of spring and write your enthusiasm in the vast world! In this moment of beautiful flowers, moonlight garden, beautiful snow and beautiful people, let me send you a sincere blessing: I wish you a happy childhood A little trouble, more laughter, leave the pain to the years, and let joy stay in the world forever!

19. Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you when you feel satisfied. You are happy. So you should give me the extra money, so that both of us will feel happy!

20. I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, but you can actually give some. Ten or eighty yuan is not a problem, one hundred and eighty thousand is more than enough. If you really don’t have the money to send it, a text message will do. Happy New Year!

The third humorous Spring Festival blessing message

21. I have always wanted to tell you, but I wonder if you will think I am too impatient. I'm afraid of being beaten to the first step by others, so I decided to muster up the courage to tell you Happy New Year!

22. I heard that you are going to be a guest at our house during the New Year, and my brother will pick you up on my behalf for the convenience of confirmation. I would like to ask you to hold two fine cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Moutai in your right hand.

23. I wish you good fortune, partial wealth, windfall wealth, and abundant financial resources; good luck in family, friendship, and personal relationships; I wish you good luck in officialdom, wealth, and love affairs.

24. My thoughts for you are like the curl of light smoke, and my blessing for you is like the tinkling sound of the gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away the past, maybe spaces will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still the friendship you gave me. Happy New Year to you again!

25. It is not just the holidays that come as expected, but also happiness and joy. What is increasing day by day is not only age, but also friendship and health. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Sheep!

26. The tail of the sheep is tied with gold to attract wealth, and the head of the sheep is ringing with a bell to sound the gospel. The wind chases the whereabouts of spring, the snow walks in the warm ocean, and the lights light up the journey home. No matter you are far or near, my blessing has already set sail: I wish you a happy Year of the Sheep!

27 , I send the breeze into your arms: Peace is priceless, love will last forever. Qianfanjing’s development style. Well-off is in sight, and dragons are rising all over the world. The grand blueprint is heroic.

28. In this glorious and happy Spring Festival, I offer all my best wishes! I wish everything goes well!

29. May you embrace peace, health and happiness. , carrying happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth, and auspiciousness, we enter the New Year and spend every day happily!

30. May all the good dreams cling to you as you fall asleep. It is sweet, and it comes true when you wake up! May all fortune surround you! Good luck at sunrise, wealth at sunset! May all the auspicious stars protect you! Good luck all the time! Peace all the time!