Please make a funny commentary by Wang Tao, the international version of Live Football 8. Thank you. E-mail: tqia2610 @163.com.

1 This ball is suitable for hitting a flat surface.

What medicine did you take?

The ball was passed directly to the fans.

A fan sent a message: My son likes Ronaldinho very much, and his playing style misses him very much, especially his appearance. It's really hard to talk about one pot.

A fan sent me a message asking, are you married? What does this mean?

Oh, own goal, the audience are throwing tomatoes into the stadium, and no one wants to watch such a low-level game.

The goalkeeper is undoubtedly the busiest person on the field.

That's a good idea, but it's a pity that offside comes first.

Some fans asked me where I lived, and the answer was Chaoyang District, Beijing. Let's chat by phone first.

10 footwork is exquisite.

1 1 I am a loyal football fan, and I especially like the Rockets.

12 pass the ball to the right. Oh, nobody answered.

13 split in two, shoot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

14 This ball is like a textbook.

15 Some fans said that I was going abroad soon. I want to talk about China's fake ball and black whistle and take them abroad. I want to say that there are no match-fixing and black whistle abroad.

16 I saw a woman next to Wang Tao that day. Is it your girlfriend? The answer is: no.

17 did you push someone?

18 free kick in the frontcourt, who is the penalty player?

..... Too many, so I won't list them one by one. The next Chinese commentary version of Live 8 is more interesting than Live 10.