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What jokes do girls like to listen to during menstruation? Can any of you send me some hilarious messages and jokes?

When a young man and a young woman are dating in the park, the girl especially wants to fart. She had an idea: Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo call? M: I haven't heard of it. Woman: I'll teach you, boo (fart sound)-gu (accent). I have learned it several times, but I have finished playing what I should play. Woman: Did you hear me clearly? Man: I didn't hear you clearly because of the loud fart. A boss was very happy when he drove his beloved Mercedes-Benz 600 on the highway after drinking. At this time, he found a tractor parked by the side of the road and a man waving. So he stopped the car. It turned out that the tractor broke down on the road and I wanted to find someone to help tow it away. The boss was in a good mood today and agreed. At the same time, two people agreed that if the tractor turns on the right turn signal, please continue driving. If the tractor turns on the left turn signal, please stop. Then, the boss drove the Mercedes-Benz 600 and tractor on the road. Suddenly, a BMW overtook them from behind at breakneck speed. When the boss saw it, he was very angry and thought, "No one dares to surpass me in Mercedes-Benz 600!" So, he immediately hung up the high-end, stepped on the gas pedal and ran to let BMW catch up. I forgot to drag a tractor behind me because I drank wine. The boss soon caught up with BMW. Just as they were racing at a speed of 280 miles per hour, a traffic policeman on the roadside found it. It is too late to stop it. He quickly took out his walkie-talkie and contacted the policeman in the next section: "Hey, hey, I found two."

Two cars are racing, and the speed is fast. One is a BMW and the other is a Mercedes-Benz 600. Please stop them. No, three cars are racing, followed by a tractor, with left turn signals ready to overtake! !