Double 11 slogan

1. The crazy Double Eleven starts early.

2. What is an ex? We are enough for Double Eleven!

3. Come on, friends, come and compete with bonuses on Double Eleven!

4. Win Double Eleven and become a Taobao hero!

5. Do a good job on Double Eleven before the year, and you will not be short of money when you go home during the New Year.

6. Double 11 warm-up event, with 30% off on the entire site, giving away lots of warmth.

7. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. It sells out on Double Eleven, so you can throw away both.

8. Year after year, sales volume reaches its peak.

9. Get ready, Double Eleven is here!

10. On Singles’ Day, if you are the one, fighting 11.11 is the right way.

11. Mobile phone prices are at freezing point during Double 11, and you can get instant red envelopes upon purchase.

12. Singles’ Day, if you are the one, bloody battle 11 is the right way.

13. Double 11 has been agreed upon, goals have been agreed upon, come on!

14. In a decisive battle, we will fight hard to be at the forefront of the industry's sales volume.

15. Double Eleven has become history, Double Twelve is a classic! The service will not change due to price, and the quality will not shrink due to activities!

16. Every Double 11, it’s inevitable that your heart will be filled with excitement. Dear friends, are you ready?

17. Today is cruel, and tomorrow will be even crueler, but Double Eleven is beautiful.

18. High energy ahead, Double Eleven is approaching with a big wave of bonuses!

19. From now on, everyone will be given discount coupons when entering the store during Double 11. Everyone is rushing to grab it. Dear, what are you waiting for!

20. Lower prices, always the same!

21. Double 11 has been agreed upon, goals have been agreed upon, come on!

22. The soldiers and horses have not moved yet, but the food and grass go first to prepare for Double Eleven.

23. Double 11 tens of billions of brand coupons, discounts will be available on November 11th, grab it now.

24. On Singles’ Day, if you are the one, don’t disturb me. Bloody fighting is the right way.

25. Double Eleven makes every god smile.

26. Double 11, you can only have more, not less.

27. Double Eleven is coming soon, please enter the bonus harvesting mode in advance.

28. We work even harder during the holidays, we are all here for the kiss!

29. Double Eleven is just around the corner, so it’s time to break out.

30. Six months of preparation, just for Double Eleven.

31. Sell the lights well on Double 11. Hello, TA, hello everyone.

32. Double Eleven is about to arrive at the station, please be prepared to pick up the airport.

33. Support your favorite brands and win thousand-yuan prizes, and the 11.11 Shopping Carnival event is launched.

34. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will use them on Double Eleven!

35. Double 11, you can only have more, not less.

36. Come on, come on, the Double 11 fattest is flowing, and continue to accumulate strength.

37. Unity is stronger than gold, Double 11 is here for us.

38. Yuanfang, what do you think of this Double Eleven?

39. In the decisive battle on Double 11, we will fight hard to be at the forefront of the industry’s sales volume.

40. Do a good job in Double Eleven, get promoted and get a salary increase, become general manager, serve as CEO, and win Bai Fumei!

41. It’s noon when we are hoeing, and the soil on the keyboard is dripping with sweat. Who knows that it is very hard work during the payment.

42. Don’t seek to become famous in one battle, but seek to make money during Double Eleven.

43. You are my clothes, taking me through the changes of the four seasons. What to say about Double 11 in 2020

What to say about Double 11 in 2020

1. There is no atmosphere in Double 11 this year. It’s such a quiet order-shopping group

2. I want a decent kennel during Double 11.

3. Why do you have to wait for Double 11 when you buy the things you like? I don’t understand that I am not very interested in this festival~

4. I remember that year On Double 11, we went to watch Thirty-three Days of Love

5. I feel that this year’s Double 11 is the same as previous years, nothing special. Since Double 11 (1st to now), I haven’t spent money on e-commerce. Raise your hand if you spend more than a penny

6. JD.com’s Double 11 discounts on benefits make me so excited

7. It’s Double 11 again, and people who work part-time jobs, It is a kind of irony. For the rich, it is a carnival night. Come and go. Double 11 cannot be missed, because you have to work hard and no longer be a bachelor.

8. If you are single on Double 11 and receive 10,000 points of damage, let’s go to Harbin Beer

9. What does Double 11 have to do with me being single? I’d better find a good place to eat by myself. How good would it be to have a drink?

It seems like if you don’t buy anything on Double 11, you will lose money

Is this like this before the 11th and Double 11 start? I walked out after buying 4 things but nothing.

12. I didn’t have any money on Double 11 anyway.

13. Lovely boyfriend, positive on Double 11~

14. On Double 11, we cannot live without the company of Harbin Beer, right?

On the 15th, the day before Double 11, a sudden amount of money was added to the card. Our hospital is really aware of the public sentiment!

16. Double 11 is here, hurry up and buy, why do you feel like you are missing everything?

17. I have ordered a tarte Christmas color plate, but I still want to buy more on Double 11. , completely entering the ranks of eating rubbish

18. The school actually kept going online on Double 11 and I had no money. I was not happy at all

19. Double 11, it’s time to be single again It’s time to get mad

20. This is the time to become popular, Harbin Beer’s sales on Double 11 will definitely be higher

21. My wife said she will have insomnia tonight . I feel that the hypnosis skills I learned will finally be put to use tonight. I can sleep for 24 hours and spend Double 11 safely.

22. Just because I am single, I must celebrate Double 11 every year

23. Suddenly I look back and realize that today is Double 11, but I have nothing to buy< /p>

24. As a single dog, I want to have fun on Double 11

25. I am looking forward to the day of Double 11. I will have a party with my friends< /p>

26. After some calculations, the rations I bought for my master on Double 11 were almost over 500 yuan, while the rations I bought for myself were less than 20 yuan.

27. Double 11 is coming, let’s go shopping on JD.com

28. People who have never been cold to Double 11 are tempted this year. From one o'clock today to one o'clock tomorrow morning, we will enter a 12-hour combat state.

29. There are a lot of things that need to be done before Double Eleven, and then I always thought that Saturday was Double Eleven. I was confused when I knew that Double 11 would be tomorrow

Thirty. Double 11 showed me the power of the later period

Thirty-one, I felt the strong atmosphere of Double 11 You all go be friends and I'll make a fortune! ! ! ! So excited! ! ! ! Just grab your phone and buy it tonight! ! !

32. Do you know why this year’s Double 11 is so cold? Because there are too many singles!

Thirty-three, the mobile phone keeps vibrating with advertisements for Double 11, but I don’t know what to buy... it’s also a pain

Thirty-four, about Double 11 11 Do you want to go shopping? She said: Just buy it. It is already difficult for us to meet people we like, so why bother ourselves not to buy the things we like.

Thirty-five. Even if I can’t afford what I want to buy on Double 11, I don’t want to buy it now if I can afford it

Thirty-six. Thank you to the Haxi Office for giving me the opportunity to go home for the first time. , I just want to ask, why is it set on Double 11, such a special day_ A talk about singles on Double 11

A talk about singles on Double 11

1. Double 11 me Not only do I have to bear the pain of being single, but what’s even more fatal is that I’m already bankrupt before it even starts

2. Do I work the night shift on Double 11? I have a night shift lined up? God is going to kill me as a single dog

3. I have insomnia again tonight. I get very restless around Double 11 every year. Buying things doesn’t solve the problem at all. I really want to go back to Double 11, which is only November 11th. This holiday will only cause harm to singles and is meaningless

4. There is unexpected income on Double 11, but singles still goDied...

5. Again It’s Double 11 to spend a year alone as a single person.

6. I really hope that I can be on Double 11 and not become single again

7. Please sing to me on Double 11: cold dog food, messy on the face shoot. I am just a single dog with no one to love me. The colors in front of me were suddenly buried, and countless couples kept making love in front of me! I just want to pick up the torch of the FFF group and make you, these dog-abusers, explode on the spot! The pain of Singles’ Day is the most painful realization for singles every year!

8. Special expectations, I am waiting for the day to come. As a single person, I want to take this day off.

9. I fell in love with a couple’s phone case but no one wanted to use it with me. I was single and received a critical hit of 100,000 points on Double 11.

10. On Double 11, everyone else is going on a date, but the single dog is alone making soup at home.

11. It’s Double 11. Hurry up and record a video and send it to Moments to prove that I’m not single.

12. Thinking of the great benefits of Double 11, I’m still very happy as a single.

13. Going to the movies on Double 11, a movie for singles

14. It’s Double 11 again, but it’s still the same life as a single. . Izumo Taisha Shrine is useless at all, okay?

On the 15th, Double 11 is coming to grab money. I’m so scared. I’m bullying singles and no one will pay for it.

16. Single dogs show fearlessness. I want to buy something, I can’t cut off the power supply

17. I went to see Opgold with my husband on Double 11, and I felt like there was a bit of hatred between the two of them in a group of singles

18. Singles like us , I will definitely choose to have a dinner on Double 11

19. Double 11 is a welfare for singles, allowing singles to have a beer together

20. The temperature has cooled down and Singles’ Day is here ~Double 11 is here, as a poor guy and single, I hold my left hand tightly with my right hand

21. The worst thing about this year’s Double 11 is not that there is no buy-one-get-one-free, but that you are single I am single, but we are not together

Twenty-two, Double 11? Single? Sorry, my thinking is this: Double 11 is on Friday = you have a holiday = there are fewer people in the gym = I can play with all the equipment in the gym without queuing!

Twenty-three, everyone only remembers that they have to buy their hands on Double 11. No one remembers that that day is for singles?

24. Single dogs show fearlessness. If you are single on Double Ten, you cannot go out shopping for fear of being tortured to death.

Twenty-five, I want to use this day to say goodbye to being single.

This day is really important for singles

26. History is always surprisingly similar. I was also a single on Double 11 last year

27. Singles How to celebrate the festival? Double 11 is the biggest magic weapon to save singles. Go shopping, buy, buy, have fun and vent!

28. In the past, Double 11 was a holiday for singles, and it also had a famous name: Singles’ Day! Each one of them looked lonely and cold! Today’s Double 11 belongs to thousands of hand-picking parties! Mention Double 11 and everyone’s eyes light up! It has been brewing for half a month in Moubao, and the rest depends on the speed of the Internet tomorrow night!

Twenty-nine. Double 11 is here. Singles should be kinder to themselves. Who do you work hard for?

Thirty. Buy this pair for 999 and then buy it. Singles should buy it on Double 11.

Buy buy buy, couples also buy buy buy buy for women, buy buy buy buy dog ??food, talk about Double 11 Singles' Day

1. Giving lollipops and the like on Singles' Day is so boring.

2. For singles, Singles’ Day is like an aunt, it hurts every time.

3. It’s Singles’ Day again. Yue Lao will give big rewards to VIP customers who have been in contact for a long time. Special express delivery is a red line, and free shipping is a fate. You can take care of whoever you want.

4. Let’s date, and then we won’t have to celebrate Singles’ Day.

5. The cold winter is not as scary as the desolation of loneliness; loneliness is not as scary as being single for decades; being single for decades is scary, but it is not as scary as receiving this text message next year.

6. You have your beloved wife in your arms and your beloved son in your hand, but I am still lonely and sad singing a single love song alone. Please comfort me and treat me to a meal.

7. There is essentially no difference between a bachelor whose face is full of acne and a bachelor whose face is full of old age. Youth is like a bachelor, there are a lot of them to look at, but not much to live by. Today is World Youth Day and tomorrow is Singles Day, have a happy time!

8. Life is precious, but love is more valuable; if it is for freedom, both can be thrown away! If you are still single, congratulations, you have something more precious than life and love! Spend your freedom on Singles’ Day, your exclusive holiday! Happy Singles' Day!

9. Tips for being single on Singles’ Day: First, you need to dress handsomely, secondly, you need to be bold and not lacking in calcium, thirdly, you need to be thick-faced, fourthly, you need to look at failure as if it does not exist, and fifthly, you need to take the opportunity to act rogue. , Sixth, you want to roam the beauty zone, Seventh, you want to show your love wildly with a blink of an eye!

10. The luminous cup of grape wine always accompanies you with joy and joy, dissipates loneliness, and makes you smile freely. Singles' Day is here and I'm alone, and you and I are here to have a drink. May you drink with joy, and you and I will be happy.

11. Recruitment: In order to relieve the pain of being single on Singles Day, I have specially hired a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired on a long-term basis!

12. Singles’ Day is over! This is the department event for the night! Although it has passed! But I can’t forget your smiling faces! Because of your existence, the department will be better! Let us work together again to make the department better! We are the best!

13. First couplet: Affection, love, and sincerity. Second line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal comment: Born to be a bachelor.

14. Singles’ Day, celebrate together, *** is the same festival and happiness is the same; you are happy, I am happy, single life is more free; forget your husband, forget your family, become a free person; break through the siege, break out of the siege, See the light of day and be reborn.

15. The coolest bachelor: shirtless and holding a stick; driving around in a car; drinking in bars without saying he is sleepy; chatting about great knowledge; smoking like a god; playing cards like a god of gamblers! I wish you a happy Singles' Day, may you lose your virginity as soon as possible, and may you be blessed with a beautiful woman!

16. Wife, today is Valentine’s Day. I am on a business trip in Ningbo and am a little bored. I don’t know if everything is okay for you there. I remember that I always wanted to give you something special on various festivals just to satisfy you for that second. I felt that everything was worth it. Compared to Valentine’s Day, what we remember more vividly is Singles’ Day (11.11), because that was the day we established our relationship together. I miss you so much.

17. Forgive me for Singles’ Day, I’m just a passerby.

18. A giant Singles’ Day that only appeared in a hundred years is coming. Can you survive until November 11, 2011? Are you still waiting for Shenma? Action is worse than excitement! Hurry up and pick up the phone and break up with your partner. You can also have a happy Singles Day.

19. Who said we are alone on Singles’ Day and we still have best friends.

20. It doesn’t matter that we are singles. I am afraid that those who find a girlfriend will claim that they are no longer single. What’s so great about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not marry you. Spending money on other people's wives is still happy, but in fact we are very wise and foolish.

21. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful heaven and earth.

22. It should be Singles’ Day, 11. 11 is in pairs, the loneliness in the odd number is really lonely!

23. I am a bachelor, I am invincible, I am a bachelor, I am glorious, I am a bachelor, I am chic, I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of! November 11th is here, I wish all the singles in the world to be brave and high-spirited, and win their partners in one fell swoop

24. Singles’ Day has arrived, single people have not found a companion, and have not found a lover. Friendship and family affection are scarce, there is nowhere to say sweet words, there is no need to worry about thinking, no one cares about eating and sleeping, it feels good to live freely!

25. In this Singles' Day feast, every carnival person has a kind of helplessness in his heart. If possible, there are a thousand or ten thousand people who I would like to say happy Singles' Day. The happy ones will not be the bachelors

26. Change your clothes, change your hairstyle, and spend this special day well.

27. A message to all the single friends around the world: Loneliness is a very beautiful thing, and Singles’ Day is a very beautiful holiday, so enjoy it. You will definitely feel it after you get married.

28. Poor married compatriots, take a peek at our top ten sources of happiness!

29. If you want to fight, I will fight. All my brothers are Ultraman.

30. The best recipe for Singles’ Day: two fried dough sticks and two scallions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch, and two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. Eat like this and you won't need this recipe next year!

31. If you put too much honey, you will be afraid of sweetness; if you put too much salt, you will be afraid of saltyness; if you put too much vinegar, you will be afraid of sourness. And my blessings are just right, not too much, not too little, not too fast, not too slow. I wish you a happy Singles' Day, and may your happiness be neither too fast nor too slow, just right!

32. Brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, today is Singles’ Day. The frontline comrades who have made great contributions to the cause of singles express their condolences and hope that comrades will continue to work hard and the cause of singles will flourish. Our aim: to strive to make people who are no longer bachelors become bachelors! Unite the bachelors before and still the bachelors now! Fight those who are currently single but want to end their bachelorhood! We strive to let single people experience the joy of being single in their bachelor’s life!

33. Singles’ Day is coming soon. In fact, there is nothing wrong with being single. When you meet someone you like, you don’t have to be bothered by others, and you don’t have to be jealous. To those who are single.

34. If everyone is single, no one wants the beauties in the world! Hang in there!

35. A stick, a knife, three knives divided into eight 1's. Good times never come in a hundred years. Don't run away when you encounter love. Get out of singlehood as soon as possible. It is said that those who make a wish to be naked at 11:00 on November 11, 2011 will be happy forever. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

36. Singles’ Day is here, but love has not yet arrived, so please be calm and don’t be impatient; autumn is here and the leaves are falling, so please pay attention to dryness; when the cold air is blowing, put on a coat to prevent colds; My friend thought of it, please check in via mobile phone, please bless me when I receive it.

37. One day I meet an old classmate who has a wife and children, and tell him loudly: I have not fallen yet. If you meet someone like yourself who is still wandering outside the besieged city, comfort him: We are all extremely strong and good comrades. If we stick to the end, if singles from all over the world unite, victory will definitely be ours.

38. Singles’ Day is here, and I’ll give you three treasures: I’ll give you a pair of chopsticks, and I wish you will have a pair of chopsticks; I’ll give you a fried dough stick, and I’ll wish you a happy wife, and I’ll give you a sugar cane. , I wish you to take off your clothes quickly. Happy Singles' Day!

39. Think of a thousand roads at night, and take the same path in the morning.

40. Life is easy. Life is easy.

Life is not easy.

41. The Singles Club announced: All adult singles at 111 can receive free dating coupons. Opportunities are limited. Special password: Happy Singles’ Day! I don’t tell most people!

42. We singles can openly and openly yearn for the other half of our hearts, even though we don’t know where she is still raised. Poor married men can only stare at their familiar wives without any imagination.

43. The Chinese Singles’ Day is here, and I represent the nunchucks in the song, the gambling stick in the card table, the walking stick in the hand, the popsicle in the summer, the matchstick in the pocket, the righteous baton, *** I wish you, a bachelor, say goodbye to being single as soon as possible and enter into love.

44. Being truly moved by one person only breaks the hearts of thousands of girls. Double 11 Singles’ Day talk

45. Sometimes a text message is worth a thousand words. Don’t say there is no happiness and sweetness on Singles’ Day. In fact, happiness and sweetness are not far away from us. Smile, Singles' Day can still be happy!

46. Singles, don’t be afraid, there will always be a beautiful woman to marry you; bachelors, don’t complain, there are countless red flowers in the world; bachelors, don’t be afraid of difficulties, you will definitely have a partner in the coming year. Today happens to be Singles' Day, don't be unhappy but be happy.

47. My life is in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.

48. Let go of your airs, let go of your persistence, let go of your vision, relax your mind, let go of your mind to chase, let go of your feelings to cherish, let go of your love to encounter, let go of your tenderness to welcome, saying goodbye to being single is not a dream , adjust your body and mind and move forward. It’s Singles’ Day once in a century. Don’t celebrate it again next year.

49. Birthday, I didn’t know that Singles’ Day has been celebrated every year since the New Year! ! !

50. Who said 11. 11 is Singles’ Day and you have to be single. I think it means loving only one person for the rest of your life.

51. I don’t want to celebrate Singles’ Day anymore. I just want to hold hands with you, walk happily through life, let the scenery of the years fill my eyes, and let the feeling of happiness never slip away until it lasts forever. . Honey, let's get naked together.

52. It’s good to be single, because you won’t get lost in love and have no worries; it’s good to be single, because you can be quiet and no one will make noises. If you are in a good relationship, you will not be lonely or troubled; if you are in a good marriage, you will love each other until you grow old. Whether you are single or in love, I wish you all a happy Singles' Day!

53. Singles tend to think too much on such a lonely holiday. . . Singles generally describe men, so can it be understood as 11. Singles’ Day is a holiday for single men? What about female singles? It's so pitiful to think about them. Not only are they single, but they also have one less holiday to celebrate than single men! Too miserable!

54. Men are just a pastime, nothing special

55. Feelings on Singles’ Day: Whether it is a female bachelor or a male bachelor, living a free and unrestrained life is the real thing. Good; whether you are an old bachelor or a young bachelor, happiness can only come from being free and easy-minded; whether you are a pure bachelor or a suspected bachelor, I wish you infinite happiness in advance on Singles' Day!

56. Tonight, I want to find a beautiful woman and say no to her!

57. It doesn’t matter if you are alone, a wonderful life is the most valuable thing. Although roses are good, they will wither, but love will always make people heartbroken. If you are destined, you will have your own happiness to pursue. If you are a wonderful person, I will accompany you. Happy Singles’ Day to my good friends!

58. It’s Men’s Day, 3. 8 is Women’s Day, the sum of them is 11. 11 Singles’ Day, the subtraction is 4. 5 Qingming Festival is just like the saying goes: a lonely boat is parked deep in the reeds, and a team is forced to join forces. Dead single.

59. I want a house, I want money, I want a car, I want a lover, I want children, and most of all I want a family, with the six ideals of a bachelor, 11. 11. 11 Singles Day is coming, I wish you all the best Friends no longer chant about a hundred years of loneliness. If you want it, just go for it boldly.

60. The weather is getting colder and the festival is here. Here is a warm reminder: If you have someone to hug, sweet love will be filled with warmth. There was no one to hug her clothes with, so as not to catch a cold. When we take off our clothes next year, we will still hug each other. Happy holidays!

61. If you want to travel on Bicycle Day, take your heart with you, don’t leave me, go together.

Some Double 11 Singles’ Day remarks

62. That day I went to fortune-telling to choose an auspicious day for marriage. Unexpectedly, the fortune teller opened the first page of the calendar and pointed at New Year’s Day and said, 111111, and it turned out to be November 2011. On the 11th of the month, I can’t afford to suffer from stuttering when I’m a bachelor. I wish all bachelors will get naked as soon as possible.

63. My birthday happens to be November 11th. My house number is No. 11. My middle school is in Class 11, my university is No. 11, and my dormitory is Room 1011. After work, I work on the 11th floor. No wonder now Neither of them have a girlfriend, so depressed--

64. Today is Singles’ Day! Please let go of your hands, those in passionate love, those in first love, those in early love, those in late love, those in secret love! Let's go bachelors together! That's right, that's the one with the cell phone, let's hit him with a stick!

65. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, and joyful all over the world. You have left the organization and are in the tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

66. I always want to tell you how helpless I feel; I always want to tell you how much I long for life. Singles’ Day is coming, and on this heartbreaking holiday, I want to tell myself: It’s not shameful to be a single.

67. No gifts for the holidays today, only boyfriends!

68. Forget about Singles’ Day, but it happened to be my birthday. Thinking of the desolate scene, I spent money to buy a cake (miniature, for children, worth RMB), and spent time alone late at night. Drink some wine in silence, the most miserable life in the world is this

69. In summer, we eat popsicles, we smoke with matchsticks, we cook with fire sticks, and we knead dough. It's a rolling pin, the nunchaku is used for fighting, and the killing stick is used for fighting. I wish you the best of luck as a bachelor. On Singles' Day, which only happens once in a century, I wish you to get out of love soon.

70. Life is too short, so smile while you still have teeth.

71. Little Singles’ Day is here, and the Singles Committee issues a call to everyone: It doesn’t matter if you are single, don’t be discouraged; you can’t get rid of it this winter, but I hope it will be in the next spring; there will be bread, and the marriage is infinitely beautiful; couples are made in heaven. , happy lover.

72. Our country is rich in population and resources. But why are there still so many men who can’t find wives? Is it because of the constraints of feudal ideology that disrupted the ratio and number of men and women, or is it because of social regression that the system of polygamy has started again?

73. Why don’t you take a stand? Don’t friends have to do it too? Can you take the first step? If you don't take the first step, I will give up. I don't have the ability to take the first step. Wait until 11. Spend Halloween and spend Singles’ Day on 11. Then goodbye once and for all.

74. Every day is Singles’ Day.

75. On November 11th, I would like to send you a blessing. May you have a good body, find a good confidant, grasp good luck, run a good career, and realize a good dream. Happy Singles’ Day!

76. Singles’ Day coincides with the Six Ones, also known as the Giant Singles’ Day. The life of a bachelor is so miserable, with no one to mend his clothes and nowhere to complain about his depression. A text message expresses your heartfelt feelings. I hope your friends will not be sad and I hope you find your partner as soon as possible.

77. Acne is someone else’s, myopia is someone else’s, broken love is someone else’s, the flowers are yours, your smile is yours, the man is yours, the BMW is yours, say goodbye to Singles’ Day. Bar.

78. Life always surprises singles, otherwise you should fall in love, be sincere and try to get married. Before you testify, someone will definitely appear who you like more, hey, just kidding. Happy Singles' Day!

79. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk’s cassock. A complete collection of Singles’ Day quotes on Double 11

80. 11. On Singles’ Day, God finally spent a hundred years to gather six sticks in front of the bachelor, bringing you good luck. I wish you success in work, love, marriage, family, and wealth. OK, everything goes well.

81. Life is so damn fun, because life keeps playing tricks on me.

82. People have searched for her thousands of times, and the path has been smoothed. Suddenly I looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies. Occasionally, there are beautiful women who come to visit, and some of them are married women. Most of the rest are basically unsightly.

83. The world is ridiculous, but being a bachelor is the most boring. Whether it’s dating all day long or hooking up, you can be free and worry-free. But today is the Super Singles' Day that only happens once in a century. Find someone to take off your clothes quickly. I wish you happiness!

Today, November 11, 2084, if everyone were single, no one would want the beauties in the world. Hang in there! For everyone's happiness, come out. Happy Singles’ Day!

85. We bachelors have power, hey! We bachelors have power! Busy at work every day and night, hey! Busy at work every day and every night!

86. On Singles’ Day, there were two people accompanying me: Master Kong and Mu Tenglan.

87. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called the speed of light, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome single Called bachelor. Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you become even more handsome!

88. When will love exist? Text your friends. I wonder if any of you have? If you don’t have one either, why not have a drink together? Maybe both at the same time! If you all have one, I wish you happiness forever! Happy Singles' Day!

89. The life of a bachelor is one person, one room, one door, one lamp, one table, and one chair. If you don’t encounter the God’s Stick Festival for a hundred years, don’t go all the way to the end. Change it. Double bed, love chair, double head lamp, cooking for two people, if you can hold one more person in your heart, you will be out of singlehood as soon as possible.

90. On Singles' Day, the organization asks me to charge you: speed up the development of relationships, consolidate the foundation of love, implement the institution of marriage, create a world for two, and work tirelessly to create a new life!

91. Singles’ Day is here, look, how beautiful the weather is! Come on, my friend, let’s go shopping and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. Let’s chat with you by the way. Let’s talk first and then talk about it. I guarantee that you will have a happy day!

92. Time always has fading memories, and years always have old poems. No matter how gorgeous the melody is, there is always a ray of sunshine that passes through the heart. My dear, on Singles' Day, please let the sun of love rise. Let’s start at the most beautiful time of our lives.

93. On Singles’ Day, I wish you smooth sailing in your career and all the best in love. Finally, I wholeheartedly remind you not to think about reaching the sky in one step. There is still a long road ahead for singles. Comrades still have a long way to go. Need to work hard!

94. I don’t want to live day and night, and I don’t dislike poverty and love wealth. I just pray for a destination to spend the rest of my life. This wish has not yet been announced, and Singles’ Day is here again, busy conveying blessings. There are countless, please help me guide you.

95. Go to the cinema alone and buy an empty seat next to it, but couples will not be allowed to sit together ~

96. Hahahahaha I saw a picture, my dearest self, on 11 .11 Singles Day.