Funny Valentine's Day greetings (60 words selected)

1, I'm waiting for our Qixi night. Can you come? I can wait!

2. You and I are at the bridge, relatively speechless, warm and melting into the sky, and love is always lingering.

3. I have you along the way, accompanying me with joy and sadness. I will cherish this sincere friendship all my life.

4, recalling the past in the evening, but unfortunately it is difficult to get married. Cowherd and Weaver Girl can do this, but I sigh alone.

5. Good morning! Happy Valentine's Day. Give me a diamond ring. It's on sale now, as long as 880 yuan RMB.

6. I only have eyes for you. You are a miracle in my life. I only have you in my heart, and you are the only person I can't miss!

7. Outside the castle peak outside the mountain, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze got my brother drunk and only treated dinosaurs as sisters. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

8, deep feelings, rainy, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

9. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

10, I miss you, sooner or later. I miss you, the fog in Yun Qi has disappeared. I miss you, before the flowers bloom, in the moonlight. I miss you under my eyes. I miss you, this life and the next life, Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1. Dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

12, The Cowherd who stepped onto the Magpie Bridge never wants to say I love you to the Weaver Girl again, because monotonous repetition can no longer explain the fanatical love in his heart!

13, the evening festival is here, and there is nothing to send. Just send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor!

14, the sky is not blue without you! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

15, there may still be love in this world, just as many experts are still studying whether there are aliens after Qixi.

16, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having your company, even idiots will finish reading it.

17. With the sun, the earth will turn, with the earth, the moon will turn, with the starlight of the moon, it will be so brilliant, and with you, my world will be so rich and romantic.

18, what never fades is caring for you silently, thinking of you endlessly, and loving you deeply. Happy Valentine's Day!

19, love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability. But I still want to fall in love with you. Happy tanabata!

20. The best gift God has given me is to have you and your love! On this Tanabata night, I wish us to be together forever and never part!

2 1, you owe me a hug to finish reading; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

22. If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

23, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

24. Let's not be cowherd and weaver girl. The reason is that the distance is too far and the meeting is too short. We want to be ourselves because you have firmly grasped my heart by my side!

25. Long time no see, but I will always keep your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, but steamed bread is more expensive. If there are grilled ribs, you can throw them away. Dear friends, Happy Tanabata!

26. The warm sunshine shines on you, the gentle breeze caresses you, the drizzle calls you, and I miss you at night. When Valentine's Day comes, I wish you good luck and happiness. May you always smile.

27, the night sky, attracting countless sorrows; The moon is like a bow and the ditch is sad; If the stars are in my heart, how much hope is lit; The Milky Way is like the Yangtze River, with people on both sides. SMS to help: I wish all lovers will be well!

28. The story in the evening is romantic and delicate, the breeze on Tanabata is gentle and cozy, the moon on Tanabata is bright and beautiful, you and I are happy and sweet on Tanabata, and Tanabata is here. May our love accompany you to laugh till you are old.

29. Autumn wind kisses osmanthus, and the fragrance of missing is brilliant; Autumn rain bathes the green hills, and you are worried about the spread; The bright moon hangs on the willow tip, and the true feelings remain unchanged. Tanabata is coming, I just want to hold your hand and love you for ten thousand years.

30, the bridge is curved, the heart is connected, love each other; The moonlight is bright, sweet-scented osmanthus smiles, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. The milky way is bright. May love be fragrant in the garden. Qixi Valentine's Day is here. May you be happy.

3 1, Valentine's Day, remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers, beware of insiders, wish old lovers not to get old, new lovers not to run away, and many young lovers not to disturb insiders! Happy Valentine's Day!

32. The bridge is indestructible, and spoony lovers meet. Heaven and earth wish each other, and there are countless good marriages. Chinese Valentine's Day is splendid, so don't hesitate. Break the spiritual barrier, cross the love gap, and hold hands on Tanabata.

33, Valentine's Day is coming, the old man takes care of it, and the matchmaker information is packed in a red envelope; The people who receive it are much sweeter, surrounded by happiness, and the red peach blossoms shine; Wages soar, bonuses increase, and the sooner you receive them, the more effective it is. Happy Valentine's Day!

34, the Milky Way is wide, can't stop the road of marriage, the bridge is curved, build a happy bridge, true feelings, endless tenderness, tacit understanding, love you forever, Valentine's Day on Qixi, I wish you happiness!

You once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog fell in love with a rose. I chose to leave in order not to hurt each other. On Tanabata, the hedgehog in the distance wishes the rose: find the little prince as soon as possible and be happy every day.

36. Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet on Tanabata, and Magpie Bridge creates romance. Just like you and I meet emotionally, tender as water. There is no regret in this life, and my love for Baishi is doubled. Today is Tanabata, I love you invincible.

37. The seventh day of July is Tanabata, which is a contest. I wish you love and happiness to fly with me, good luck next door, good things abound, a healthy life is better than Nanshan, happiness is unparalleled, and the score is far ahead!

38. One night, she asked me: Who did you give your first kiss to? I am a little embarrassed to say that although I have kissed other girls, please rest assured that I still kept my first kiss! Give others the second and third place.

39. No one has spent the evening holiday together, right? Hehe, just like me. Ok, I'll sing for you to celebrate: come back early, I can't cook alone. Come back quickly, the table is wonderful because of you. Don't leave me with an empty stomach!

40. It's Valentine's Day, the information is settled, and the matchmaker's information is packed. Recipient: love is sweet, happiness is around, and red peach blossoms are brilliant; Wages skyrocketed and bonuses increased. The sooner you receive it, the more effective it is! Happy Valentine's Day!

4 1, tying love on Valentine's Day: it is better to laugh than to giggle, so that he will pass out completely; A hug is not as good as a bear hug, whether he likes it or not; It is better to send flowers than money. Affordability is the most important thing these days! It's just funny. I wish you a beautiful love!

42. Roses are Valentine's Day, representing love and missing, sending romance and warmth, and touching the hearts of you and my lover. Send a romantic message with my love and affection. Happy Valentine's Day!

43. Today is Qixi Valentine's Day. Remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers and beware of insiders. I wish old lovers are not old, new lovers are not running, and many young lovers are not disturbing. Happy Valentine's Day.

44. The Evening Festival makes me miss you infinitely, anchor my heart in the harbor where colorful clouds rise, and secretly engrave happiness in your heart; Tie you and me tightly to the end of the years with a love thread! Dear, Happy Tanabata!

45. Valentine's Day is coming, whether you are in love with employment or laid off in love, whether you are empathetic or single and unemployed, whether you are lovelorn and talk about reemployment, I wish you sweet love!

46, this message has been infected with the poison of love flowers, the symptoms of poisoning are: stupid, sometimes smiling, sometimes frowning; Crazy, sometimes jumping for joy, sometimes meditating. Valentine's Day will break out, but it will be forgotten. Be careful of poisoning.

47. If you have a lover, you must continue to be sweet. If you have no lover, don't be discouraged. If you have a goal, you must redouble your efforts. If you don't have a goal, keep looking. If you want a romantic candlelight dinner, you really should get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

48. On the occasion of Valentine's Day, may happiness be your little lover, happiness your old lover, sweetness your new lover, health your good lover, good luck your lifelong lover and dream of becoming your eternal lover. Happy Valentine's Day!

49. Valentine's Day is coming. In view of your repeated mistakes, I make the following judgment on behalf of the singles association: expel your membership, deprive you of the right to be single for life, take happiness as a prison and love as a lock, and sentence you to life imprisonment without appeal!

50. I am wandering with the unmanned youth in the long river of years. The loneliness of the world of mortals once stopped me; The core of behavior was once full of loss; When I passed you by, I seemed to understand the true meaning of life and love.

5 1, as evidenced by the starry sky, your heart is bright and happy; Galaxy as a witness, always love your heart; Magpie bridge as a witness, love your heart will never change; The bright moon as evidence, always love your heart; Tanabata as evidence, love your heart romantic and sweet.

52. On a midsummer night, there are many stars. On both sides of the Milky Way, Weaver Cowherd and Cowherd face each other across the river. Every year on Tanabata, you can see magpies bridging the bridge and lovers reuniting. Guapeng can be heard, and love stories are endless. Beautiful legend, spread widely.

53. Good health is indispensable; Good spirit, sleep is essential; Good work requires hard work; Good relationship, running errands is indispensable; Good feelings, management is indispensable; Tanabata is better, and blessings are indispensable; Happy Valentine's Day, China.

54. Write your name gently in the palm of your hand, then hold it tightly, build a warm hut and hide you deeply; Quietly put full friendship into your mobile phone and send it to you quietly to set off a romantic atmosphere. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

55, the evening breeze is light, and the Qixi flowers are more fragrant. Just because Tanabata is coming, the Weaver Girl is going to be a cowherd. Whispering softly, the pulse tells the liver and intestines. Love is sweet, but it is painful to lose it. I wish you a lover who can accompany you every day. Love is life and death, happiness is eternal!

56. I miss the crescent moon, one is me and the other is you; The candlelight I care about flashes, where there is me and there is you; Galaxy of love, you are a cowherd and I am a weaver girl. May every day of every month be Tanabata, and snuggle in minutes.

57. In the sail of memory, we may have become each other's past, but it is the same memory that has been surging. On this Valentine's Day, I hope your hand can be happily held in someone else's hand. Let me be your forever bosom friend!

58. The small magpie bridge crosses the Milky Way, and spoony people come to meet. The Milky Way is hard to talk about, but now we meet in silence. There is also love in the fairy world, and there is also love blooming on earth. On Qixi night, I swear that I will never part in this life. Tanabata is here, I wish you happiness!

59. Even if it is out of reach, I will not give up easily. I will stick to it even if god forbid. I will prove the truth of love to the world with my actions, and I am not afraid of any resistance. Even if I become a star, I will light up every heart with my light.

60. Opening is auspicious; I read the blessing newspaper; What you see is peace; What is ushered in is hope; Pressing down is happiness; May you be happy every day; Every month goes smoothly; Lucky every year; Happy tanabata! All shall be well, jack shall have Jill!