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Say a sad word about your mood to your girlfriend. I understand that we are just friends, not living together at all.

1. I'm afraid I mistook friendship for love.

2. When you really like someone, you will think a lot, and it will be easy to do stupid things and say stupid things.

Summer is just around the corner, and it's the end of the year in a blink of an eye. It's a pity that we don't take what our companions and ourselves do seriously. I'm afraid I'll get old before I grow up; Afraid of not having fun, I said goodbye. If you go bad, you will know how to cherish and stop being lazy. If you fall, you will get up and stop complaining. Be awesome, do what you think, sleep when you should, and don't stay up late. If the person you remember is not around, be nice to the person who is still around.

I am not as strong as you think, but I can't find a place for cowardice to rest.

5, sigh is very silent, no one hugs, leaving no clues.

6. The past choice cannot be redeemed, so we can only stick to it.

7. I understand that we are just friends, and we can't live alone.

I seem to like a boy, but he seems to dislike me.

9. Sometimes you take others too seriously, and as a result, you are nothing to others.

10, I am so affectionate and scarred that I finally learned to be ruthless.

1 1. Possession is a very strange thing. Even if someone mentions your name, I will be unhappy.

12. Sometimes reason tells us to do something sober and correct, but feelings just run counter to it.

13. I hate everyone you like, and I kill everyone you hate. You are mine. Remember your identity and don't be stupid.

14, the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

15, night is a river, and the sleeping soul is like pebbles at the bottom of the river, taking off the mask and armor during the day to reveal a smooth body; People who suffer from insomnia, like fish in the river, are entangled in layers of scales with restless mood and countless troubles during the day. And I am often such a fish.

16. The need for loneliness is accompanied by the pain of loneliness, which is the characteristic of depression patients.

17. You can buy cakes next time after eating, but after saying goodbye, you may never see them again.

18. You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the truest yourself.

19. childhood is dying, and the bamboo horse is old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with looked like you.

20. Peace of mind is nothing more than three things: someone trusts you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.

2 1. The two warmest words in the world are goodnight from your mouth.

22. cruelty is not pity. How perfect is this relationship?

23. That man, I gave up everything for him, but he was cruel enough to make me wishful thinking.

The loneliest thing is that I still miss you so much.

25. I can't find the reason for the struggle, nothing, just that I'm tired.

26. The beautiful sound of heartbreak shattered Russia's tears.

27. I accept all your sweet words, jokes, lies and hurtful words.

28. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have. They didn't find it until they lost it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

29. We put down our dignity, personality and stubbornness just because we can't put down one person.

30. I open my eyes every day and see the same ceiling, white, with traces of rain infiltration. ...

It's for my girlfriend. Tell me about it.

1. Love is two of a kind's hand in hand, a loving kiss, a sincere heart, a lifelong companion, and a red line that connects your love. Let love accompany you, make you together and make you real.

For you, I can only miss you as a stranger.

3. Give my heart and refuse to promise you; Give me the truth and don't promise you; Needless to say, the act of true love is nothing If you love me, please rest assured. Needless to say.

4. There is great pressure at work every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

5. There is a hot girl at home who is quick-tempered, honest, healthy and beautiful. You are my white lady, and you will love me all my life.

6. I have an ending and a process, and then I feel greedy when I struggle with myself.

7. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

8. Wife! I love you all my life!

9. Wife, I can't see you all day. The sky, clouds and sunshine are so blank. My weekend alone is always full of faint loneliness. Fortunately, I downloaded a map of your city, which can draw this feeling of missing!

10. Wife, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

1 1. Without you, my heart stopped beating; If I can't see you, my eyes will be blind; If I can't reach your hand, my hand will lose its temperature; I can't see your smile, my world is only dark!

12. The road is step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life, and I cherish you more. Baby, it's cold. Take care of yourself.

13. My boyfriend asked me: Which bag do you like? I looked: red. Boyfriend smiled: Fool, that's not a famous brand. Don't be afraid, just pick what you like. It doesn't matter how expensive it is. My heart warmed up and I pointed to Lu, who was carrying a passing woman: just her.

14. Your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't go any further. We go to the ends of the earth in this life, not to wander the earth, but to accompany the world.

15. You left me for a second, and the wind and cloud suddenly changed and the rain plummeted; The moment you left me, tsunami and earthquake, the sky was dark; The day you left me, time froze and there was no life. It is conceivable that you can't leave me all the time, I want to be with you forever!

16. If you are an ice cream, I will be your refrigerator and let you melt in my heart forever. If you are boiled water, I will be your teacup, so that you will never evaporate in my heart. If you are a kite, I will be your breeze, so that you will never fall in my heart. No matter what you are, I will protect you and make you happy with me! Honey, I am like this. Won't you accept my confession?

17. How big is my heart? I said, a pair of size 38 shoes together. You looked at me doubtfully. I drew a circle around your two shoes with chalk. You see my heart is so big, but my heart is full of you!

18. Dear, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are my winter sweater, you are my love, you are my love, you are the kind of snack I should have when drinking, you are my day, you are my land, and you are my base for competing for the world. My life would be worse than death without you. With you, I am drunk and dreaming. Accept my confession, dear!

19. Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

20. If I were a judge, I would like to lock you up and keep you in my heart.

2 1. Time and distance will gradually widen the gap between two people, until one day, our world no longer coincides.

22. The happiest thing in the world is that someone makes you laugh when you want to cry.

23. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

24. I like you. I have been waiting for you there. I bless you every day. I think about you all the time. Did you get it? I don't know if I can have you or who you like. Maybe the fallen leaves are my reincarnation!

25. Love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we can't be together forever.

Compared with your wife, nothing is happier than that you care about her. It's romantic to send a short message occasionally to amuse your wife.

27. Maybe in a few years, when we look back on this light year, we will laugh at each other, those paranoid people and those naive people. We always move forward at one end of time, looking forward to the so-called beauty at the end of time but not understanding the preciousness of the present. These are all things I've always wanted, but I can't do them. The girlfriends have been together for several autumn and winter, and they have been in conflict with the girlfriends of * * * *.

28. Maybe one day, you turn around, but I am already, not at that intersection.

29. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.

30. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

3 1. Be brave and don't change for anyone. If they don't accept the worst you, they don't deserve the best you.

32. Will you eat so much rice left? Okay, I'll give it to you.

33. The more you compare, the more you feel small, the more anxious you are, and the more you feel that you still have a lot to do. Thanks for life, it has nothing to do with fate.

Confess to your girlfriend: You are my girlfriend, and I will teach you to play football.

1, you be my girlfriend and I'll teach you to play football.

2. M: Be my girlfriend. I will love you, love you, protect you and be loyal to you. W: I don't want to find a boyfriend yet. Man: My dad lied to me. He told me that as long as I have two villas and a sports car, I can find a girlfriend. W: I'm just kidding. M: Me too.

Would you like to be my girlfriend? I know you will fall in love with me sooner or later. I just want to know the answer quickly.

4. Most people choose indirect confession to avoid embarrassment or dislike saying things that are too direct. I suggest you pick up girls here, and sometimes it may be better to express it directly. For example, just tell her to be my girlfriend, okay?

5. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

6. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

7.M: I like you. Can you be my girlfriend? W: But I already have a boyfriend. M: That's all right. I can wait. W: You don't have to wait. I won't be sorry for my boyfriend. M: What if my boyfriend likes others? Woman: No way. He is not interested in other women. M: I know, but he is very interested in me recently.

8. Do you have a girlfriend? This is irrelevant to today's debate. Please answer my question directly. No. Then would you like to be my boyfriend? I'd love to. I have no more questions. Thank you, Madam President.

Would you like to be my girlfriend? I'll buy you a fried bun in the street.

10, dear! The doctor said I was lovesick. The prescription is as follows: three kisses+lover's tears-water drops+lifelong eternal love. I think only you can save me!

1 1, I looked at the full moon as if I were staring at you: Dear, in that bright moon mirror, I saw you who were also absorbed in me.

12. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

13, I love you selfishly, but I won't go near you, let alone snuggle up to you. Because you are the goddess in my heart, you are my soul! I want to protect you!

14, all I can think of is growing old with you, too old to go anywhere, you are still my baby!

15, winter is here, it's snowing! God, it's getting cold; The water is getting cold; Birds don't bark; Flowers, withered; Leaves, withered, but have a heart, which is unchanged. Although some words have never been said to you, my heart for you has never changed. I will love you silently and bless you!

16, I believe I love you, and I will give it to you blindfolded. Full of love, I have a pair of eyes in the dark. I will continue to love you and put it together by myself. All the good and bad past in my life seems to be waiting for me to meet you!

17, I hope I have the opportunity to be responsible for your happiness, health and happiness. Love you forever!

18, I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you!

19, there is intoxicating love in your eyes. I would like to turn the spring breeze to gently brush your hair tips, take away your sadness and return your smile; I would like to burn myself, shine, shake off the confusion in your tears and give you the hope of love. Baby, I love you forever!

20. It's so hard to love you without wanting anything! Love you, but sneaking around, so tired! Love you, but break my heart, so miserable! Love you, I am willing, so sweet! Love is not an end, the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

2 1, I was pressed under the Leifeng Tower for a thousand years, and I missed you for a thousand years. I slept under the sea for two thousand years, and I missed you for two thousand years. I have lived in the world for twenty years, and I have missed you for twenty years. Today, I finally met you. I want to tell you: I think I have fallen in love with you. Would you like to be my girlfriend?

22. I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, care about you and grow old with you!

M: I really love you. Please be my girlfriend! ! Woman: But I have no feelings for you at all! ! M: Well, you tell me what's wrong with me and I'll change it! ! ! Woman: Then tell me first, and I'll change it! ! !

24. We all smiled sweetly, just like our romantic vows. It was just a moment of separation, but I began to miss each other again. There is no meteor garden, so we sit on the street, because as long as we are with you, it is the greatest happiness in my life.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

26. The plot is a beautiful day. I have no earth-shattering declaration of love, and I have no promise of love. However, I want to tell you: I love you more than the last second!

27, your magic is to let me dream, invisibly let me be defeated by you willingly.

28. Snowflakes fell to the ground, and the prelude of winter popped up. I won't cry easily, because with your encouragement, I will continue to work hard to give you satisfactory results and make you feel warm and sweet all the time.

29. I suddenly didn't know what to say when I dialed your phone. Actually, I just want to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

As long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will never give up hope! I am a person who doesn't give up easily! People who don't give up hope easily! So I have been working hard! Since I fell in love with you, I have a dream! You are my biggest dream!

Do you have a boyfriend? Don't! Great! I have no girlfriend! Would you like to be my girlfriend? This is definitely impossible! Why? Shit! Didn't you read my file? I am a man!

32. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and I should like you for 90%. I'm sure I love you. I hope you understand my love!

33. I am willing to care for your tenderness with the true feelings of my life; I am willing to give you the best life with my lifelong belief; I would like to use the true love of my life to walk hand in hand with the happy journey of my life.

34, the sky, because there is sunshine, it is very blue; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; The sea is wide because of the wind. Heart is beautiful because of you! If I don't have you in my life, there seems to be no world. Now please promise me one request: marry me!

Xiaoming: Goddess be my girlfriend! Goddess: Well, unless you can impress me! So Xiaoming knocked the goddess back two steps with one punch, and I obviously touched you! Why go back on our word?

Tell your girlfriend.

First of all, we all like to mess with ourselves-we all like to mess with people who love us-we all like to mess with people we love. ]

Secondly, I found a rule that boys and boys have nothing to say on QQ. I had a good time chatting with girls on QQ as soon as we met. When they met, they said nothing.

Third, I don't know when I started. I learned to swallow all my sufferings and greet them with a smile.

First, loneliness is a bad cold that no one hands porridge.

Fourth, [when you say angry words, you don't have time to filter them through your brain and then pour them out]

5. How much sadness does the light cream add to your heart?

I always knew that I lost my happiness in the end.

Seven, your heart accommodates too many people, which is not suitable for me to stay and survive in it.

When I think of you, I will close my eyes so that I won't be afraid even if there is darkness around me.

Nine, that day after my alma mater, I heard the familiar deep voice after class, as if I saw the scene of our heavenly heart playing.

Don't say never give up. Don't say that you only love one in your life. There is no Shanmeng, so there is no need to swear.

You think I am careless, but in fact I have spent all my courage.

Twelve, time turns into a red morning mist, and day and night are gradually divided equally. In the world you have long forgotten, I began to be lonely.

Thirteen, it's time to give your care and best temper to your family.

Do you want me to rip out my heart and break my bones? Can you save me? I'm scared. I'm afraid I'm not that brave. I am weak.

Gradually, you will believe that nothing is unforgivable and no one will be with you forever.

If you have experienced real isolation, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing.

Seventeen, you know that there are only a few deep feelings in the world, so you should pay all your thanks and cherish them.

Give me all your sorrows. I hope you are happy.

Nineteen, you said that my lover's heart was particularly touching, and I laughed that you ignored me.

Twenty, like not to say confession, kiss directly; Don't say goodbye. I'm sorry. Get out!

Twenty-one, yours is beautiful and gentle, hundreds of times more than mine.

Twenty-two, the boring time in life is also limited edition.

I'm beginning to hate this desperate self.

24. It is better to be recalled than to recall others.

Determining whether you like someone is actually very simple, that is, you want to kiss her when you are around her.

Don't frown when I tell you a secret. I miss you so much that I want to hold you tight now.

It rains in every city, just as I miss you everywhere.

The most painful thing is that you love someone so much but don't have the courage to let him know.

Twenty-nine, how can there be so much truth to say? It is hard to suppress. What I really want in my heart is to fuck you

Thirty, sometimes far is far, even if it is zero distance, it still won't feel you in front of me.

Tell me when your lips are dry, and I will kiss you. Don't always let lip balm take advantage of you.

32, suddenly found unconsciously, once the best friend has left me.

What you think is meticulous may be the ghost in his eyes.

Don't rely too much on anyone, waiting for the day when he finds you, accompanies you and coaxes you, you will be very hard.

Every time I need company, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't and some people can't.

I just wanted to say hello to you, only to find that someone has been gentle with you.

How hard do I have to work to embrace the future I want?

38. I didn't contact because your indifference told me that I was bothering you, and I didn't take the initiative because I couldn't impress you at all.

When I feel particularly uncomfortable and miss you very much, I hide in the bed and cry until there are no tears, and then sleep under the bed and get up.

Forty years old, I can't say warm words and I don't have the personality that everyone likes.