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The big black bear put a honeycomb into the water and wanted to soak the bees in the honeycomb. Who knew that after the bees came out, they would chase the big black bear all over the world. When Mrs. Xiong saw this, she yelled: You are such a stupid bear, and you dare to spend a day with Xiaomi. My son sang "Be careful of the unlucky guy with a thorn in the front!" I was shocked. I thought he had met a bad guy, but I found out later. , because of his unclear speech, he pronounced the lyrics: "Be careful" before "rose with thorns" instead of "unlucky guy". Crazy! ! Wukong, you clean the glass; Sha Monk, you mop the floor; Bajie, the master understands your situation very well, and after repeated consideration, decided to give you a chance to show off - after you read this text message, quickly go clean the girls In a toilet in a poor mountainous area, men all use urea bags as underwear because they have no money. One day, a newlywed man removed his trousers and the bride screamed and fainted. Only the front of the underwear was printed with a net weight of 25 kilograms. If I meet you again, I will definitely pull you in. I went back to the room and locked the door, pushed you down on the bed crazily, covered you with a quilt, opened my arms, rolled up my sleeves, and showed you that my watch is luminous. A farmer will kill chickens tomorrow, and when he feeds the chickens in the evening, he says: Quick Eat, this is your last meal! The next day, I saw the chicken lying down and leaving a suicide note: I have eaten rat poison, so you don’t want to eat me either. I am not someone to be trifled with~! You are dragging a pig shopping, looking very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "The quality of a person depends on who he is with." Before I finished speaking, I saw the pig abandoning you with disdain.

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