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Small Routine to Make Boyfriend Happy —— Humorous Jokes to Make Boyfriend Happy
1. "People, please remember your identity."
"What is my state?"
"You are my man."
2. "Guess what I think day by day."
"I want to eat delicious food."
"Wrong, everyone is thinking about you."
3. "Do you know what is the greatest advantage of my boyfriend?"
"oh? What is it? "
"I will choose a girlfriend."
4. "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you."
"I like you."
"I like you too."
5. "I want to get fat."
"Why? Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight? "
"If you are fat, you will get stuck in your heart and can't get out."
6. "Um ... this ... that ..."
"Think before you talk to me."
"I didn't think clearly, I was thinking about you."
7. "May I ask you the way?"
"Where to?"
"How can I touch your heart?"
8. "Baby, I lost sleep last night."
"Why?"
"Because I missed you all last night."
9. "Don't mess with me when there is a moon."
"Why?"
"I may change."
"Change what?"
"Love you more."
10. "Honey, what if all the pigs in the world die overnight?"
"Then you can't eat pork."
"No, at least you."
1 1. "Don't close the window tonight."
"Why?"
"Because I want to sneak into your dreams."
12. "I don't think you are suitable for dating."
"Why?"
"Suitable for marriage."
13. "Can you smile?"
"Why?"
"Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
14. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?"
"What's the difference?"
"The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."
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