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Seeking Nishikido Ryo's poison tongue incident
* solemnity to greet beam normally.
"What are you doing ~ I hit you! 」
* "You, don't just sit ~! You are late. Forget it. Which side do you prefer, the General Line or the Garden City Line? I like the general martial arts line ~ "
* Motto: "Be strict with others, be lenient with others. Because it's easier. "
The weakness is "no". Because I am the strongest. "
* Ueda-"Hu Jin" What do you want to say to me? 」
"Are you a beam? 」=_=
* Among the Tang Ben brothers.
Q: What do you like about yourself?
Brett: All of them.
Q: What do you hate about yourself?
Liang: No.
* Say to Kato: "You are so narcissistic."
Q: What is your personality in one sentence?
Liang: Not good.
Why are you so handsome? How can I become so handsome? 」
"Sure enough, bright blood? It is blood. I lied (laughs) "
* "Aren't couples all idiots playing at the seaside ~" (crying ~ ~ ~)
Couples playing by the sea in Nishikido Ryo's eyes = idiots.
* Liang "such a boy is very annoying! ! "(refers to a boy who sends a text message to his girlfriend and uses a lot of words)
? "But don't you want to try this (SMS uses a lot of pictures)? 」
Bright "but I have done this! ! 」
* Q: What is indispensable every day?
Brett: Damn it
* Self-introduction in class with my brother.
Nishikido Ryo, 18 years old! It's 9 o'clock soon ... "
* Hengshan "Although Hu Jin looks like this, it is really different from China (laughs)"
Liang Liang (at home) "Mom! ! I thought I told you to wake me up! ! ! (angry) "
* "Nishikido Ryo, when I was kissing, my eyes were open! Her trembling comes from my lips. "
This seems to be a middle school experience.
Q: What do you hate about yourself?
Liang: Maybe legs, because legs are short (laughs).
* At what age and what kind of person do you want to marry?
My age is not important. I want to marry someone I like very much. 」
* (to Masuda) "Your muscles are well developed, but your hair is refreshing."
* When eating very, very delicious rice
"This food is 100"
Long ago, Liang bought Kiss of Life while he was in hospital, and then he listened to this song again and again.
"I went to ktv to sing this song as soon as I was discharged from the hospital, but I couldn't sing it at all in the high-pitched place, so I stopped at this place immediately. Huh? Keep your voice down, okay? No, I won't admit such a failure ... (omitted) ... On the other hand, that man's voice is high, how can it be like that (laughs)! 」
* = Continue to talk about Ken Hirai? above.
"I don't know where he made the sound ~ but I used to have a high voice ... now I look back at the video of the concert at that time and think that this sound is simply ultrasonic. This is a dog flute, isn't it? That voice (laughs). There must be a lot of wild dogs gathered around the venue (laughs) "
* "In music, I want to try to compose music or something. However, I know nothing about music. So I can't write it down on paper at all. (I am confident) Just remember with your ears ... Aha (laughs) "
* At the press conference, uchi misspelled "ニッポン news" as "Japanese news".
Beam (hit the head in the mouth) "you idiot! 」
* (to the tortoise) "People like you are not allowed to talk to me!" Someone is going crazy ...)
* "Secret? A long time ago, I wanted to pee, but it was quite far from the bathroom, so I couldn't help peeing in a pet bottle (a special container for pets). . . . . 。”
* "I have a mole on my ass (in baby language here) (laughs)"
* Suggest to be a guest of eito and talk about how to address family members.
Hina: "Is there a good parent-child relationship in your family? 」
Bright "Well, I like it best."
* Yoko "Jin Shang, where do you want to kiss? 」
"Well, the general room lit up or something. 」
Yoko "woo ~ wow ~! Lust! ! 」
Bright "this is not very common! Sweat "
* "My sister is very kind to her two brothers, but she is very cold to me. 」
* "I like Osaka because I have family there.
I like Tokyo because there is a mountain P (Heart). 」
* In the broadcast of Guan8 restricted by Kansai, there was a part asking, "Are you from Genese Department?" , and then answer "I am a department. 」
Liang "No ... I'm a" 0 "department. 」
Yoko, Hina, Subaru laughed after hearing it ~
The point is that the ○○ part of the bright answer, that is, the banned part, has been silenced, which makes people care about what he said ~
* "As long as I think that Shan P is gone, I feel so sad that I want to cry. 」
* Yoko "You say' Mom' and have a look"
Liang Liang "Mom! 」
Yoko: "What do you do when you come home and see super delicious food?" 」
Bright "Mom ... Mom ..."
Yoko "When you are extremely angry? 」
Bright "mom (the second word is pressure)! ! ! ! 」
* "The first thing is to grow to 175cm. Now it's just 170cm, which should be higher. Although everyone thinks it is impossible to grow up at the age of 19, Hu Jin can do it. Well, I pray "grow taller" before going to bed and getting up. Compared with this, when I joined Jr, it was only 138cm. It looked like a real bird. But no one thought I could grow so tall now. I prayed for this for a year. 」
* In a letter to my mother.
"I'll let you see your grandson as soon as possible" (hahahaha ~ ~ Is this bragging? )
* "After sneezing, my nose is sticky ..."
* News winter scam
Hill "This man is really something! ! After the 1 part of the news concert, I went to the rehearsal of "Shock", and after I came back, I starred in two more parts! ! ! 」
Liang (nods to the fans under the stage) "Respect me! ! ! ! "(You dead boy ...)
Q: Speaking of Nishikido Ryo?
Liang: What can I say? A good man.
* Bright "I can't do it without you"
What are you talking about now ~ I can't do anything without bright sauce
"Well, the end! ! 」
? I envy you. This member likes it.
? "This is not the love of members, but simple love (big heart)."
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