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It turns out that the world of love is very big and can hold hundreds of grievances.

You play hard for money, but you can't play for money all your life.

How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can just be a mother!

My love for you was killed by the door in your heart.

Cold and flu, it seems that I am at the forefront of fashion.

In any case, either make mistakes or cooperate.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain diseases is that they must have brains.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. "

A woman has secrets and always wants to share them with her man. Men have secrets, and women always force them to share them with him.

Life is like a wine jar, people are immersed in it, and the longer it takes, the more intoxicated it becomes.

In class, the teachers only targeted at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

If I die, please put a computer in my coffin.

The great doctor Qu Yuan sacrificed himself and bought us a three-day holiday. We will always miss him.

I always like to put everyone's story on myself and let myself fall into other people's stories.

When I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it! Now I don't love you, please touch me again.

I have an extraordinary heart, but live an ordinary life.

When you are depressed, go to the kindergarten full of memories, take a deep breath and shout, "Ah! Alma mater "

A man with real meaning is something you can't see for a while.

Watching the news broadcast yesterday, I think the truest sentence is: It's 7 o'clock sharp in Beijing time.

If you ignore me again, I'll show up at your door.

It is better to buy a good house than a good cemetery. Where is your final destination?

There is no greater happiness when you occupy a toilet.

It is said that silence is golden. I have been silent for many years, and soon there will be no gold.

Although wrestling hurts, it doesn't hurt so much to see others fall together.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

After practicing martial arts for so many years, I finally got this embarrassing opportunity today.

Seeing the full face of the moon, I finally understand that the moon represents my heart.

You bully me, I won't kill you, I'll kill you.

It's not that I can't read, but that books don't let me understand.

I am stupid sometimes, especially when I do something wrong.

Talking about falling in love, talking about mood phrases when falling in love

1. People who don't want to be friends and dare not have sex are the furthest distance in the world.

Those who have nothing to say and try their best to chat with you may really like you.

3. Don't force the feelings you can't get, and lose your dignity and become lazy.

4. You don't have to be good, I like it, I'm not good, and you don't resent it.

It is obvious that she stole my heart, but every time she meets her eyes, she runs away as if I were the thief.

6. Love is like multiplication. As long as one of the items is zero, the result will always be zero.

7. You never worry that you don't deserve that excellent person. You only worry that you don't deserve the person you like.

8. Happiness lies not in having a lot, but in being satisfied with a little.

9. Strangely, I am a person who gives up easily, but I have always liked you for many years.

10. At that time, knowing what color you like was like knowing a big secret.

1 1. If you are not wishful thinking, no one will let you down.

12. I was moved not because of how much ostentation and extravagance you put for me, but because you were willing to pay attention to me.

13. Many times you can refrain from looking for him, but you can't help but not reply when he looks for you.

14. I hope you are together because of love, not because you have no choice; I hope you fall in love because you are suitable, not because he is too handsome or too strong.

15. People who love you the most will make you feel valuable, even if you are poor.

16. In order to please you, I can give up all principles. /calculate/

17. It is said that the probability that a person has the cheek to love another person without shame is only once in his life.

18. The partner you want to choose is not only proud of having you, but also willing to take all risks in order to be with you.

19. Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart.

20. I want to have sex with you, from the kitchen to the balcony, now and in the future.

2 1. The worst feeling in the world is that you can't fall in love with others because you still miss the person who hurt you.

22. I refuse so much ambiguity, just for your uncertain future.

23. It is said that it is better to wait than to do it. In fact, some people love her all their lives before they realize that others have never loved her. Some people will spend their whole lives understanding that it is love when they can make do with it. No one has ever made you feel perfect, and the person who can make you willing to endure shortcomings is a lover.

24. Love is always elusive. I once loved deeply, but now I have left endless pain.

25. I pretended not to care about you, but it was myself who got hurt.

26. Maintain independence, both emotionally and financially. Women can rely on others appropriately, but the most reliable thing is themselves.

27. I like you because I am blind, and you don't appreciate me because you are blind, but I am fine now, and you are still blind. Sentences and phrases in love and emotion

First, I have been to your world, but unfortunately I just passed by; I hate that you live in my heart but I can't get rid of it. I am your passer-by, but you have become a passer-by in my heart forever ... I can't find any reason to be sad, no matter how bad you are to me, I am not qualified to judge you.

Second, in the emotional world, it is simply more difficult to get together and leave. There is always a person who starts to go first, and the other person is in a daze.

Thirdly, sometimes I want to talk to someone, so I look through the phone book in my mobile phone again and again, but I don't know who I can text or call. Finally, I press Clear. Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I said nothing. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be fine.

Fourth, a person, if you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are. People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts. Being ignorant of the world is the kindest maturity. The arrival of the God of Luck is often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

Please cherish the girl who chases you, because she fell in love with you before you noticed her. Try to be a person worthy of you, for which you don't know how much effort she has made.

Six, although experienced the baptism of years, but sincere feelings have not been erased, life is short, and love is eternal. There is one person worth remembering, and that is happiness.

Seven, don't dwell on an embarrassing thing for too long. Entangled for a long time, you will be bored, painful, tired, sad and heartbroken. Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

Eight, like a child, sincere; As warm as the sunset.

Nine, this life, people have different fate, different karma, smooth sailing, ups and downs, or plain and ordinary, everything is their own destiny. Those who have walked, met, met and left are unique. No matter what situation you are in, don't complain about the world, don't give up the bottom line, and don't hate others. If you are not greedy, you will have less desire; If you are not angry, your heart will be relaxed; If you don't ask for it, you will always be satisfied. Meet, please cherish; Do not cross it. Take care.

10. This kind of thing has passed. If you keep running away, it may come after you, but if you face it, it is just a memory, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

Eleven, to live beautifully, you need to pay great patience, one does not complain, and the other does not explain. All problems are ultimately a matter of time. All troubles are actually asking for trouble. Each of us is the love of our lives.

Twelve, the biggest mistake of women is to build themselves according to men's standards. Even if you are beautiful, gentle and virtuous, even if you have children, tolerant and patient, even if you are superior to others, as long as you let yourself go, you will never be on the same level as men. It's not that you are not good enough, but that you just give up the bottom line. When you look up at a man, you have lost your position.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. -San Mao

No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.

15. How far you can go and how much you can carry depends on your peers. Waiting is a kind of pain, which embodies a bleak beauty. Waiting is a kind of love, and waiting indicates hope. Wordless pain is a kind of wisdom, and wordless smile is an open mind. There should be secrets between two people. It is difficult to be transparent. As long as you can control yourself, what's wrong with white lies?

Sixteen, there is no if in life, but there are many buts; Life can't go backwards, but it can go back. Clocks and watches can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday. You never know how much people who miss you love you. Learn to stick to your beliefs, no matter what others say. People do not live to please others.

Seventeen, no ending feelings will always end, people who can't have will always forget. There is no eternal pain in life. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal. There is no rehearsal in life. Cherish the present and seize every minute of your life. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. There is no hurdle to get through, only people who can't get through. Slowly, no more tears; Slowly, everything will pass.

18. I don't know how to show weakness. When I am injured, I am aggressive, love independence, pretend to be brave, want to be distressed, and finally get sad.

Nineteen, there are many people who can laugh with you, and few people can walk with you. Before the age of 30, turn back in time and correct it. Take off your childish coat from now on. Take wisdom away. Then, be a qualified person. Began to bear, began to stubbornly love life and love the world.

20. Did you ever think that romance was ok? Love you desperately; Later, I understood what romance can be. Let go? You are free, but you are silently left in your heart.

The sentence of falling in love failed. Falling in love failed.

1, people are sad because they are always immersed in yesterday's sadness, rather than losing too much; People are stupid because they always fall into the same trap twice, three times or even more, rather than not finding the trap; People are lonely because the person who has been waiting for them has left their hearts, not because he hasn't arrived yet.

If you care about someone, you will think of that person. If you love someone, you will really face that person. My favorite person is the person who is reading the information. Love is an unreserved effort. I am also trying to make a beautiful promise to you and really love you.

3. Those fleeting years, those madness, those sadness, all settled down at a crossroads.

4, often pretend to be arrogant Leng Yan, just to be less pathetic when no one cares about you.

5, if you don't know, don't think, don't love, don't be so greedy.

6. Those who stand in the same place and wait will always be abandoned.

7. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

8. Many things happen for no reason, for example, people's hearts will change for no reason.

9. Open your eyes and see every figure in front of you, which one will never disappear around you.

10, a person's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams, unforgettable love.

1 1, when I have nothing. Who will hug me and say: you still have me.

12, I obviously like you, but I have to put up with you calling me brother.

13, the heart is given out, so we must know that it is impossible to get it back unscathed.

14, the world is so big, there is no best winner, and the rush of that year is just a memory in my heart. Others can go far because they refuse, and they will go further because they don't refuse.

15, after lovelorn, we learned to cherish. Perhaps it is because we understand the pain of loss that we learn how to cherish the love we have in the future. Lovelorn is like the fermentation of flour, which only makes steamed bread taste better, softer and more fragrant.

16. If a person loves you, he won't make many demands on you. The only thing he wants is that you love him too.

17. Implication is a kind of beauty and a kind of respect for others.

18, a person will have no temperature and no heart for a long time.

19, when two people are together, they should love each other, and a girl should be like a flower, blooming for him to appreciate. Instead of turning himself into a cactus, passing by will make him black and blue.

20. Not loving is not loving. Don't use inappropriate as an excuse.

2 1, drunk living and dreaming, drunk living and dreaming, drunk living and dreaming.

22, do what you should do, and then wait to be appreciated by fate, or be buried by fate. Don't care too much, you will be much happier.

23. Fate will not always favor you, nor will it always ignore you. When it closes a door for you, it will also open a window for you. Learn to let go, and your life will be suddenly enlightened, and your life will be clear.

24. Life is written in that white-haired people send black-haired people, but we have to face the helplessness of reality.