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The girl asked what she was doing and how to answer humorously.

Humorous reply: I'm fine. I'm just meditating, thinking about the mystery of the universe.

People ask what you are doing. Humorous reply:

1, joke style

In life, many girls like boys to be cool, but in fact, their real idea is that they are warm to me and handsome to other women, so when the opposite sex asks you what you are doing, you can reply to each other with some teasing tone.

Answer: "Think about the difference between women in foreign women and China. foreign women likes a person and usually says iloveyou, while women in China often say what you are doing."

2. Humorous style

If you like a woman, you must make the other person think you are very interesting, because girls think a man is very interesting.

Answer: "Chatting with a girl." Sister won't be too happy at this time, because you are actually chatting with other women. The girl will definitely give you a cold answer, and then you will answer "but that girl is not very happy."

3. Provocative style

Charming boys are usually very attractive, but you should also distinguish the timing, otherwise girls will think you are more playboy, and pay attention to the scale, otherwise you will be tired.

Answer: "I was cooking just now, but I always felt the taste was a little bad." When she tells you what's wrong, you can say, "I've been cooking for a long time, and it turns out that I'm a little worse than you." Or there is no way, you can try to praise each other, such as answering "I cried", and the other party will definitely ask why, and then "because a fairy just sent me a message and cried happily."

4, leads to the topic type

What girls hate most about chatting is that there is no text, such as asking what you are doing, and then you directly answer playing ball, reading books, watching TV and so on. And there is no desire to chat. If you still want to chat at this time, add questions at the back, what are you doing and so on. This is a good topic.

Answer: "I'm reading, and you?" Or some girls like "I'm going to walk the dog after dinner". Maybe meeting a girl who likes small animals will lead to more stories.