Valentine's day funny classic blessing message

Valentine's day funny classic blessing SMS 1 1. Gentle as water, like a dream, can you bear to go home under the bridge? As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron? Happy Valentine's Day!

2. When we met for the first time, you were my unforgettable miss; Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if it is fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

3. Missing is like chocolate, bitter and sweet ... I dare not miss you for fear of missing you: I dare not say that I miss you for fear of missing you more ... In fact, I really miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I had been waiting for all my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart. Happy Valentine's Day!

5. "You", the person I love most in my life; "You", the person I miss most in my life; "You", I am willing to wait for that person all my life; You, the only woman in my life. Happy Valentine's Day!

6. What never fades is my silent concern for you, my endless yearning for you and my constant love for you. Happy Valentine's Day!

7. I love you, and there is no need to discuss it. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

8. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

9. Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, cold at night, couples alone on holidays, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

10. Life will grow old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

1 1. The stars and the moon are right because you left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

12. Every ray of sunshine is full of my love for you; Every white cloud has pinned my thoughts on you; Every leaf expresses my love for you; Every short message contains my deep affection for you. Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

13. Take a ray of morning light, put it on the morning of February 14, call a meter of sun to replace the lost time in the hourglass, pull a touch of sunset glow, wrap the tail that passed away on Valentine's Day, and send a short message to give you the warmth of your life!

14. On Valentine's Day, I will send you a genuine cup, bind your "life", send you a key chain, "seize" your heart, send you a small bracelet, and know each other "Lian" to pick you up and me, and then send you a good news. Your love for me will never end. Valentine's Day, let me send you happiness and sweetness!

15. The gathering time is always short, and the expected time is always long. Memories are indelible days that will never turn yellow. /kloc-February Valentine's Day in 0/4, I miss the world of two people with you.

16. You and I join hands to enjoy the beauty of life. You and I cherish each other's sincerity, which is sweeter than chocolate on Valentine's Day. You and I enjoy the simple life and candlelight dinner on Valentine's Day. On the occasion of Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: Every day with you, life is sunny! Let's go hand in hand and never part.

17. Sometimes I hate myself. I want to say a lot to you. I don't always say it. I want to give up many times, but I can't, because I gave up myself when I gave up on you. My heart is dead without you.

18. I'm sorry, but now I realize what a big mistake I made. I said: I love you every Valentine's Day. Inadvertently took your initiative. I promise to change it. It's your turn to say it from this year.

19. Use my heart and your intention to unite a perfect love, use the heat of fire and the softness of water to melt a stirring truth, use the beauty of flowers and the sweetness of sugar to melt a bowl of thick honey soup, and write a happy short message with fluent words and smooth sentences. Since then, love has gone all the way! Happy Valentine's Day, let sincerity and beauty accompany you forever!

20. Keep my thoughts in my heart, write my blessings in my hands, read my love in my mouth, and immerse my true feelings in my soul. Valentine's day 14, I want to say to you: I really like you!

Valentine's day funny classic blessing message 2 1. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will remember the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you.

2. Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Hello, I received your message asking to be my girlfriend. I've been your boyfriend since you saw this message! Smile more and cry less; Love me more and scold me less; Kiss me more and hit me less; I'm your Britney Spears.

5. Do you know that you can walk out of my sight, but you will never walk out of my ardent yearning for you? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

6. As God is my witness, my shadow follows you all the time, and my eyes look at you all the time ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower! Lost mail

7. Lonely, tearful, lonely as the sea, sad as a sail, I can't miss you, and I miss your face when I want to complain about acacia!

8. The books you read together, the stories you read together, and the tears you mixed together outline the outline of your eyes in the air. May all the days become a cup of strong wine, and every night be drunk into a flowing acacia!

9. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, and give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

10. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

1 1. If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

12. There is a tacit understanding, a wonderful feeling, and a happiness with you. Idiots will read it all.

13. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

14. You are like a louse on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

15. I can't tell you more about festivals. Last night, there was snow on the withered plum, and I was homesick. The small wind dispersed the rain and rustled, but it also urged a thousand tears. The new year is a paradise on earth, who can send heartbroken? Happy Valentine's Day!

16. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

17. Starting from loving you, starting from feeling, starting from talking and eyes, starting from kissing your mouth, starting from kissing your shoulder, starting from sleeping, remembering, holding you and caring for you. Happy Valentine's Day!

18. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

19. I am the oak tree in front of your window. I am the book in your hand when you first shed tears. I am the candle you watch in the spring night. I am the exquisite clothes on your body in autumn ... Happy Valentine's Day!

20. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I can meet you in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange love for 10 thousand times to tell you that I really love you! ! Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's day funny classic blessing SMS 3 lovers fall in love in the season, and men on the road want to break their souls. Excuse me, where is "Miko"? The shepherd boy pointed to his lover's hand.

I have always liked sleeping, and now I can't sleep. God told me that only you can cure me!

I am not good at expressing my feelings, but I think you can understand my feelings and hope that we can become bosom friends in the future.

Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is a kind of unforgettable, so I will exchange my life for this feeling!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. Don't do what you want to do, hope to have an afterlife.

Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1= 1.

If there is no wind in the world, how can clouds flow Without life, there is no death; Without being together, there is no parting, and the heart that loves you is gone.

Open the window of your heart, let my ups and downs go in, let the lingering thoughts in my dreams go in, let the thoughts in my life go in.

Because of you, I have become full of energy; Because of you, I changed my lifestyle; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you.

The moon in the sky, the geometry of life, the heart can be compared, cherish, this life is predestined friends, know each other and like each other. Excerpted from the short message book. com

The beauty of face is important, but the beauty of heart is the solid foundation of sincere love. Although you don't sink fish and fall wild geese, you have a heart of gold.

Sometimes, love does not need too many words, just want to look at you silently and care about every second with you.

Valentine's day funny classic blessing SMS 4 1. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

2. I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only my wife, my favorite person, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, I only have her in my heart! Really love you!

Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

4. Every day is a festival for people with feelings. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

5. I speak for me and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

6. I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

7. Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

8. Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

9. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

10. I believe that with the moon as evidence, our love will last forever. I won't leave you any more than the moon will leave the earth.

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, nor that I let you go alone. But I chose to walk behind you, and when you accidentally fell, I ran up and stepped on my foot. Happy Valentine's Day!

Tea, drink strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mobile phone is not bad. Ha ha. Happy Valentine's Day!

Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I am obsessed with you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! Happy Valentine's Day!

I will be very happy with you, you are my pistachio. Every time I get close to you, I feel warm, and tonight is no exception. When I finally meet you after waiting, I want to say loudly: I love your computer! Happy Valentine's Day!

I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig doesn't want to chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

Without you, I am lonely, I can't see you, I am very lost, I am not qualified to say that I love you, I miss you so much, a little too much! Look at you, hard touch-south wind! It's burnt Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

On Valentine's Day, I would like to make a fish, let you braise and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach, dissolve it into your blood and feel your breath-I won't come out until you return it to me!

Valentine's day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, this is impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; If I don't send you a text message, it's lightning.

Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and liver have been "stolen" by you ... this Valentine's Day, can I talk to my heart and heart members?

You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world? Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day is coming, and there is nothing to send. Just send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! Happy valentine's day hoho~~

Valentine's Day is coming, can you give me a present? Please put your right hand on your face and touch your face instead of me; Put your left hand on your heart and let me hear that you miss my heartbeat!

Today seems to be my wife's second birthday, right? Flowers are in the living room, chocolates are in the drawer, new clothes are hanging in the closet, my salary is in my wallet, and I am … lying in bed!

Your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

Continue to be sweet with your lover on Valentine's Day. Don't be discouraged if you don't have it. Redouble your efforts with goals, continue to look for it without goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and really get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

Honey, it's Valentine's Day again. I don't know how many chocolates I gave you, but I clearly saw …! ! Can I send slimming tea instead this year?

Time flies, memories keep increasing, and storms often strike. I will always miss you, my friend. How are you doing abroad? Tanabata is coming, may your bachelor become a pair of sticks, and you have fun on Valentine's Day!

6 1. Valentine's Day is coming. In order to maintain the stability of love, the state will issue a love restriction order, stipulating that everyone can only have one lover, and those who have two or more lovers will be subject to emotional tax. Relax, my friend.

2. On Valentine's Day, whether you are in love with employment or laid off because of lovelorn love, whether you change careers or are lovelorn and single and unemployed, whether you talk about reemployment after lovelorn love, I wish you sweet love.

3. Eating tofu once warms the heart, and talking about love once is fatal. You can't germinate if you sow in cement. Put on a mask and kiss your head. I haven't seen anyone by texting all the time, so I'm willing to miss someone! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

4. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a blessing to chase you, hoping that we will never blow. -Happy Valentine's Day

If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will remember the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say: I love you!

6. Love is empty, love is empty, and I wander in the street. People are empty, money is empty, and a single bad karma is at work. Everything is empty. I want to be crazy. Life is not easy. Empty, only thinking of you is the easiest!

7. The most dangerous weapon is your smile. The longest waiting is your looking back. The most beautiful scenery is your face. The most real future is your company. The most thorough effort is my persistence. Really love you.

8. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance; If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have. Happy Valentine's Day!

9. Without you, Feng's face becomes ferocious. I tossed and turned on the pillow of the years, weaving my thoughts into a string. My love! Do you hear the greetings from the clouds? Happy Valentine's Day!

10. I can't promise, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms. Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1. If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I'd rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations. Then forget it. Happy Valentine's Day!

12. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die. Hehe, happy Valentine's Day!

13. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life. Happy Valentine's Day!

14. Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, and it becomes crazy in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. Happy Valentine's Day!

15. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you after a lot of hardships. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Happy Valentine's Day!

16. Last night, I let a mosquito find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

17. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, boil and steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

18. It's 0: 00 on February 14. Turn off your cell phone after receiving my love words. I am the only one for you.

19. If you were the sea, I would like to turn into a beach and let you kiss my face every day. If you are a migratory bird, I would like to become your wings, accompany you to fly south and north, and shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy Valentine's Day!

20. If you have no lover, haha, we are the same person. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy Valentine's Day without lovers! ! ! Okay？ Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1. My love is fine wine, the longer it gets, the better it gets; My love is a kind of power, and there is no limit to every minute. On this romantic Valentine's Day, I only dedicate it to my dearest you! Happy Valentine's Day!

22. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

23. I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

24, quietly watching you focus, beautiful dreams to see you happy, sincerely love you, carefully hurt you, silly thinking about your infatuation, quietly tell you that I really love you!

25. If one day you think of someone who loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

26, you are the wind, I am the boat, we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

27. oh Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

28, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.

Dear, my love "program" was "started" when I "scanned" you. Others say that we "hit it off" and belong to "hyperlinks". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

Valentine's day funny classic blessing SMS 7 love letters, written by me; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing, I said: Happy Valentine's Day!

The real news: I, the legendary swordsman, can't hurt myself with the eighteen palms of the dragon, the six-pulse Excalibur can't hit me, the shadowless foot can't kick me, Wing Chun can't hit me, but your eyes and smile make me unable to exert my fists and feet, and I am fascinated by you!

I am honest with you. At midnight, I secretly check your ideal, take away your hope and disturb your peace. At this moment, its smell sends you a golden dream, driving a journey of Xiangyun, and makes you grin until dawn!

Four rules of lovers: consolidate old lovers, review old ones and learn new ones; Develop new lovers and have successors; Protect the little lover, the golden house hides the jiao; Beware of insiders, safety is paramount. On Valentine's Day, I wish you success in love and love all over the world.

Love will never change like the sun and the moon, love will never stop like running water, and love will always be like waves in the sea, with waves behind it and waves before it. Valentine's Day occurs every year, and this year's text messages are no exception. Happy Valentine's Day!

Kuafu chasing the sun is to pick the sun for you; The Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon, picking the moon for you; Shenzhou 7 came out of the cabin to pick up the stars for you. I sent you a message telling you that I made them do it!

Falling in love with smart people will be very happy, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people are easy to change their minds. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

The happiness of love becomes more pure because of the soul of Linxi; The flower of love blooms heartily because of mutual romance; The power of love is stronger because of the echo of lovers. On Valentine's Day, don't forget to bless lovers all over the world!

Love is a beautiful yearning, a ringing of feelings, a collision of eyes, an exchange of inspiration, a foundation of happiness and a sweet feeling. Valentine's Day is coming, don't forget to be happy!

It is not easy to meet someone who knows himself in the vast sea of people. It is fate and opportunity. When you meet, know each other, love each other and stay together, don't miss the person you should cherish. After losing it, you will regret it.

Valentine's day wind blows, making the ronin enchanted. Nowadays, lovers get married, romantic couples pair, happiness never breaks, and happiness never fades. Happy Valentine's Day!

"Love" is the grass by the river, the grass grows by the river, and the grass is affectionate. Valentine's Day arouses lovesickness, which is the end of love. Valentine's day "love" forget troubles, "love" you happy!

Valentine's day funny classic blessing SMS 8 1. I heard that a sentence can be finished, which is the truest and most appropriate answer, so I said, "I love you!" " "

2. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body ...

3. A rose represents simple and pure love, a bunch of roses represents passionate and impulsive love, and a group of roses represents lifelong commitment! Happy Valentine's Day!

4. I+you = happiness for each other. Whether you accept it or not, I really love you. You are my sunshine after the rain and the warm ocean in winter! Happy Valentine's Day!

A bunch of roses is sincere, and a piece of true feelings is concentration. A kind of lovesickness is infatuation, and a kind of care is care. One step is satisfaction, and laughing together is sweetheart. It is sincere to accompany you all the way, and it is persistent to have you all my life. Happy Valentine's Day!

6. I wrote my thoughts about you on a note and was accidentally blown away by the wind; I wrote my thoughts about you all over the streets. Sorry, I was taken away by the police! But I also wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

7. When I miss you, do you miss me too? No matter how far apart we are, no matter how long the road ahead is, Valentine's Day just wants to say: falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life.

8. In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you. Happy Valentine's Day!

9. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you my blessing! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

10. Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1. I see you and I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

12. When I miss you, my mood is so gentle. It is a frozen and broken stream, a flickering flame on a candle. My heart will jump out of my chest to tell you Happy Valentine's Day! -I love you!

13. I should thank the Internet for all this. How beautiful, how bright and affectionate, a touch of delicate red actually climbed up my cheek.

14. Your tenderness and thoughtfulness, your frankness, your lovely smile, your charming eyes and your every move fascinate me. Happy Valentine's Day!

15. I was in a daze because my heart was stolen by you; In this romantic festival, I just want to say I love you and wish you a happy program!

16. Maybe I like you wrong. I really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!

17. My love is fine wine, and the longer it lasts, the more mellow it becomes; My love is a kind of power, and there is no limit to every minute. On this romantic Valentine's Day, I only dedicate it to my dearest you! Happy Valentine's Day!

18. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day!

19. I miss you. On the afternoon of the Spring Festival, I miss you walking slowly from the depths of the forest. You are my smiling lily; Miss you, there seems to be no difference, during the day and at night, every Valentine's Day!

20. Love every day like Valentine's Day. I want to dream of your beautiful love every minute, regardless of the pursuit and generosity of others. As long as you have enough courage to hold hands with me, you don't have to express your feelings, as long as your heart can feel it, you will be together!