Mobile phone blessing SMS

Blessings can never be said. I just want to tell you personally that I am your lifelong friend and lifelong blessing.

Days pass in different spaces, and thoughts come at different times. No matter how you feel, I deeply bless you. I wish you new success with keen wisdom in the years to come.

After the baptism of wind and rain, I hope you will always be as strong as ever. I turn my thoughts into blessings and spend 365 days with you. A string of countless blessings to the person I miss most.

In this season, I send my sincere wishes to you. May happiness always be with you. Every time the second hand moves, it is my blessing, old friend, you owe me a lot of blessings!

May my most sincere wishes bring you endless happiness. I wish you a happy life today, and I wish you a happier tomorrow than today.

Memories bring you happiness; Wishes bring you hope. May happiness and hope accompany you through a better life in the future.

Besides blessing messages, I also have some funny ones. You can also send it to her. I think she will be very happy and moved.

1.

Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully, "If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?" ! ! "

2。

There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli. ! "

3。

Don't get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, "Are you a brother?" Brother did it! ! "

4。

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

5。

If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

6。

I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You replied: "I brought paper this time! ! "

7。

The sky is so clear, the sun is so brilliant, and the sea is so boundless. You were standing on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick: "Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! ! "

8。

I saw you the other day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

9。

Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!

10。

Please don't look down, turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? You asked for it yourself

You are a pig!

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Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. I lost, so it's all your fault!

12。

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a happiness called being accompanied by you, and a yearning called yearning, so that a fool will finish reading the short message.

13。

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I dreamed of you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof.

14。

A psychopath was lying in bed singing, singing, turning over and continuing to sing. The doctor asked him: just sing, why do you want to turn? Psycho said: fool, of course, after singing side A, sing side B!

15。

God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no idiot in this world, and he created you by the way.

16。

Instructions for jumping off a building: leave a note to the sixth floor; Want to be disabled to the fifth floor; To be hospitalized to the fourth floor; Only scary to the third floor; Fight martial arts to the second floor; Please go to the first floor to watch the excitement.

17。

I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me!" " ! "

18。

This problem has been bothering me for many years. Today I finally got up the courage to ask you. Is that when you pee, do you stretch your left leg or your right leg?

19。

Do your ears itch? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

20。

Starting from tomorrow, the mayor said he decided to get rid of all ugly mentally retarded young people who are harmful to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

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If a star falls on your head, please don't panic. Because that's a gift from God, and you will live a carefree life from now on, because you are stupid.

22。

An ant was sunbathing by the roadside, and an elephant came over. The ant got into the soil, showing only one foot. Asked the rabbit? If you want to do something, the ant said, shh, "don't make any noise, I'll trip!" " "

23。

What's going on here? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompted a voice saying: The other party is streaking, please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

24。

A pair of mice, the male suspected that the female was having an affair, followed the female mouse, and the female mouse got into the bush. The male mouse sat on the edge of the grass, and soon a hedgehog came out. The male mouse held it down and said, "You didn't have an affair. Who bought you this fur coat? "

25。

The little carp asked his mother, what does his father do? Mother Fish said angrily: Hum! I went to court, and the chef who got 1000 yuan asked your father to take a sauna. Fortunately, your father had a good eye and found it was oil.

26。

Bajie peeked at the spider essence taking a bath, wanted to see the naked body, and asked Tang Priest for help. Tang Priest shouted, Look out! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes! When Spider Spirit ran ashore, Bajie fainted: Master, I'll take you.

27。

The Minister of Family Planning visited the countryside and met an old farmer. He asked, "fellow villager, do you know why close relatives can't get married?" The old farmer rubbed his hands and said, "Hehe, relatives, it's too familiar to start!" "

28。

The little mosquito came home crying, and his mother asked, what's the matter? Mozzie: Dad is dead! Mother Mosquito: He didn't take you to the show? Mosquito: Yes, but when the audience applauded, Dad didn't dodge.

29。

Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you would like to: 1. You run faster than a bear; 2。 Run as fast; 3。 You run slower than a bear ... answer: 1. You are worse than a bear; 2。 You are a bear; 3。 You are worse than a bear.

30。

I miss those days very much. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers see you, they all praise you: hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me: "what a good boy, such a small grade came out to release pigs!" ! "

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Once again, your watery eyes looked at you emotionally. I panicked and tried to avoid your sight, but you ran after me. I know how you feel, so I ran over and shouted, "Whose dog is not tied up?" ! "

32。

There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard it was a big pig. A big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

33。

In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags, with dark skin and tears in your eyes, saying, is it worth shelling to steal a cabbage?

34。

In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall-see? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite concern!

35。

Are you lonely? If so, go downstairs and buy a rope and stick, tie the rope to the stick, and wave the stick on the roof when it is windy. People want to ask you: What are you doing? Just say: I'm crazy!

36。

You are wanted ... the following are your crimes ... being too kind to your friends, loyal enough, kind, pure, loving and lovely ... this court declares ... to be my good friend for life.

37。

The husband of the fly took his wife to the toilet for dinner. The mother fly asked: Husband, why do we always eat shit? When can we stop eating shit? The male fly said angrily, "Don't ask such disgusting questions when eating!" " "

38。

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

40。

A gorilla came to the zoo. It was so ugly that the tourists threw up all over the floor. One day I went and I vomited; Another day, you went and the orangutan threw up.

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On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran … stepped on my foot!

42。 It's hot and cold, so it's hard to be calm this season. I always miss you in the distance. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if it is just a simple action: shit on your head!

43。

On the Water-splashing Festival, everyone splashed water on each other to bless them. Suddenly a man swore: Shit, who the fuck threw me away? ! Others advised him: it is a blessing to dump you. The scolder roared: don't do this! What an idiot splashing boiling water! ! !

44。

Just a gust of wind, but so eternal; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you: you didn't say anything before farting! ! !

45。

In fact, you are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely, without you, who can set off the beauty of the world! ! !

46。

I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you will jump out of the pigsty.

48。

The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light?" Grandpa said shyly, "I don't care." Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? "

50。

Four mice brag: a: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

52。

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards!

53。

A little dog climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. As a result, the dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel.

56。

The mouse is particularly depressed because he has no girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess.

59。

I remember you and I were childhood friends. I like singing and you like dancing. If I can sing 200 songs, you can dance 200 dances. So everyone calls me Brother 200 when they see me and Dance 200 when they see you.

60。

The little earthworm said to his mother, "Why can't I see my father?" Mother touched the little earthworm's head and sighed lightly and said, "He went fishing with the fisherman."

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The panda loves the deer deeply, but when he expresses his love, he is rejected. Panda roared: Why is this? The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

62。

Where are you? Watch TV, hurry up! A large nuclear power plant was artificially leaked, causing a lot of biological variation! One of the mutant orangutans is reading text messages!

63。

At the moment I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me. In a flash, I understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and hugged you and shouted, I'm not selling this dog!

64。

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every puppy can get a text message, but you did it!

65。

The galloping wind came quietly. Cover the quilt at night. Don't freeze your paws. It's okay to grab a bone. You can supplement calcium. Have a happy day!

66。

Are you well-proportioned, charming and handsome? Known as Pear Blossom Over Begonia, people nicknamed him "Jade-faced Flying Dragon", Tang Bohu's dog: Wang Cai? !

67。

If the charming star in the sky represents a person, then the star is you, and it looks like you. Go and have a look. Now it has landed on the ground ... in the zoo!

68。

I'm happy when you're happy, I'm happy when you're happy, I'm worried when you're thin, and I'm laughing when you're strong, haha, I'm rich because I sold you … pig!

69。

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

70。

I decided to give you a present: please sit at the table, put a notebook on the table, and then put your chin on the notebook. This is my notebook for your brain pad! Put it away and don't giggle!

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Zhang San and Li Si are both doormen. Zhang San is on duty at noon, and Li Si goes to eat instead. Zhang San suddenly said, wait a minute, I have diarrhea! Li Si answered: Then you should pull it quickly, and I can eat it when I finish!

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note:

Recently, the autumn chill has come. Please take precautions. A married man holds a husband, and a married man holds a wife. If there is no thermos bottle for the time being, please take the gas tank (be careful not to light it). Please don't hug animals such as chickens and ducks to prevent bird flu. If you should fly to the south, you should change your hairstyle. Hibernate if you really can't.

I hope it is also useful to you, and I hope your friend will recover soon!