Late-night prank SMS template

You are brighter than the stars in the sky, you are more fragrant than the flowers on the ground, you are a fairy in heaven, you are an elf on earth, you sing loudly, hell will become heaven, you dance to your heart's content, and the universe will be crazy for you. God calls you: shit. .......

Xu Xian likes to run a pharmacy because he wants to run a pharmacy with White Snake. Yong Dong likes vegetable gardens because he can share the happiness of the world with fairies. I like texting, because it can make pigs exercise-look, how happy the little front hoof is!

You should learn to be strong. If you are in a bad mood, look in the mirror! Say to yourself: I am handsome! I am excellent! I'm fine! This will make me feel much better. But don't keep doing this! Lying is always bad!

Puppy puppy's belly is bulging, his feet are thick and his face is doodle, so he can't get in or out with one mouth. Where is the puppy now? Looking at the mobile phone, panting.

Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your photo and found that it said mental hospital.

Head radish, figure like watermelon, face like banana, sour like hawthorn. As it grows, it is all sediment. Guess who it is. -So it's you, you idiot!

You've changed! Why is this? I never know you again. Now you are so strange to me. My heart hurts. You were so cute before! But now ... why don't you be a tadpole and a toad?