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? Network popularity of annual classic quotations
1, does not describe the heart, only describes endocrine. -writer Yu Hua comments on the works of some writers now.
I gave you my heart and gave him my body. -The lyrics of the song "Don't Stay" in Wang Fei's new album "Love"
3. To interview me, you must sleep with me first; As long as you can use it in bed, I will give you an interview. -When a male reporter from a media in Beijing asked Mu for proof, he got an answer.
4. Did you soak? Are you drifting? Did you do it? -Advertising for washing powder
5. Would you like to sleep with me? -mattress advertisement of a company
6. Can someone tell me how to become less famous? ! -Yao Ming complained in the preface of his new book "Yao Ming Wandering in the United States" that the fatigue of fame made him lose the comfortable lifestyle of ordinary people.
7. We really didn't know that * * * was a criminal act in China, but we thought it could be "settled" as easily there as in other places-the boss of Osaka Construction Company explained the case of a group prostitute in Zhuhai.
8. Beautiful as pepper noodles. If it's not popular, sprinkle a little-a China city resident commented on the commercial promotion of beauty cosmetics.
9. Are cows divided into male and female? -When Miss China was selected for the contest, Wendu Tao asked a question. Miss A: Maybe.
10, we now advocate * * *, thinking that this will help health. -Xu china sexology association, chairman of the board of directors said adolescent sexual problems.
1 1, I don't want to wait, I want the spot. Middle-aged successful men known as "spots" are becoming hot commodities for young women.
12, never fall in love with a middle-aged man. -the title of a little woman's prose. In the author's opinion, talking about love is a waste of time, and the key is to do it.
13, at least let people know after 500 years that "* * *" is not Bao's second grandmother. -netizens so clearly support the inclusion of "* * *" in the Chinese dictionary.
14. The only safe, universal and trustworthy meaning of "Miss" today seems to be "woman". -The conclusion reached by columnist Shen Hongfei after a wide and in-depth pragmatic analysis of the word "Miss".
15, is it because with this tool, women can stand and urinate like men, and men and women are equal? -Li Yinhe loved to talk about other people's opinions when he invented the "female urine deflector"
16. Why are you sitting on his lap? No, I just want to see the brand of his shirt. An "unannounced visit" reporter disclosed his conversation with "Miss" in a ktv private room in his "report".
17, doing your job well is the biggest politics. -During the SARS period, Zhong Nanshan said in an interview with CCTV's "Face to Face" column.
18, Taizu retreated to Wuyang and shed tears when he heard the death of Wei. He attended his funeral during the intermission and cried himself, saying, "SARS, my life is over." -The most widely circulated short message during SARS. The etymology of the word "SARS" in the History of the Three Kingdoms.
19. Some people complain that officials in China are getting worse and worse, which is a good thing. Now is not bad, but great! -Du Gangjian, a professor at the National School of Administration and a special researcher at the Research Office of the National People's Congress, believes that the Ministry of Health and the principal officials in Beijing are of warning significance for preventing the dismissal of SARS.
20, China people fly from now on. -the title of Shenzhou 5's cover report by the media.
2 1, a farmer's son, wants to be an official; People are honest and average in ability; Impartiality, external loyalty and internal betrayal; Education is too shallow, there is no backer; If others are greedy, you will be greedy; It's not a grievance to deal with you today. -Tian Fengshan, former Minister of Land and Resources, "* * *" reminds people of this ballad about him.
22. Be a cadre with good facial features. -people's expectations of cadres: hands are not stretched out, legs are not lazy, ears are not biased, mouths are not crooked, and eyes are not spent.
23. Now China hates the poor, hates some perverts and has almost no justice and conscience; At the same time, the worship of wealth is a bit abnormal. As long as you can have money, you will kill and set fire. -Zhang Chaoyang, president of Sohu, said at the Forbes Forum in Shanghai that the current national mentality is not "hating the rich", but snobbish "worshiping the rich" and "hating the poor". At the same time, it should not be "hating the rich", but "hating evil" and hating unjust enrichment.
24. There are three things that men can show off their wealth most: a house, a car and a watch. But the house can't be carried around; The car can only be parked in the parking lot. Only watches can show their wealth and taste anytime and anywhere. -watch critic Zeng Shizhen said.
25, the body is getting fatter and fatter, and the mind is getting smaller and smaller; More and more courage, less and less loyalty; More and more entertainment, less and less happiness; More and more funny, less and less humorous; More and more love, less and less love. More and more words, less and less truth; More and more activities, less and less exercise; More and more titles, less and less knowledge; Power is getting higher and higher, and prestige is getting smaller and smaller. It doesn't matter if you reprint this website, leave the website uyulu. Someone painted a portrait of a modern urbanite.
26. Modern cities, post-modern cities and western modern cities. -Senior real estate lawyer in Beijing called for stopping imitating real estate names.
27. This is definitely not China, at least not the imagined China, but this is not a foreign country. Chen, a female writer, quoted the comments of her European agent when she first arrived in Shanghai when she gave a speech at the Shanghai Library.
28. If an ordinary citizen steals an ancient tomb, he will be sentenced to death. And the leaders of a city make mistakes and destroy the whole historical and cultural city, but our laws can't hold them accountable! -Dr. Cai from the National People's Congress Standing Committee (NPCSC) Research Office pointed out that I saw an embarrassing reality of the protection of historical and cultural heritage.
29. I regard traffic jam as a symbol of a city's prosperity, which is something to be thankful for. If there is no traffic jam in a city, its economy may wither and decline. -At the beginning of the year, Liu Wei, a member of the Beijing Municipal Political Consultative Conference and a professor at Peking University, said in an interview with reporters.
In China, people's life is still cheaper than cars. -Japanese Sankei Shimbun reported China's "private car craze" article on insurance.
3 1, Saddam Deng's SARS-the name given to his son by Mr. Deng of Wuhan City, Hubei Province, he said that his son was born on March 20th when the US-Iraq war started, which coincided with the outbreak of SARS. However, he estimated that the household registration department would not let this name register.
32. Even if you smoke, you should smoke in a limited way. -At the end of the year, after China signed the Framework Convention on Tobacco Control, some media reminded smokers.
5 yuan was fined for farting in public. —— A school regulation issued by huzhuang Primary School in Jinhaihu Town, Pinggu District, Beijing.
34. Why can China people only stay in their own country temporarily? ! -the title of an article. Since then, at least 10 media have used this expression when reporting the discussion on China's asylum system triggered by Sun Zhigang's era.
35 or 3 years ago, I was worried that I couldn't find a job. I got a master's degree. Today, three years later, I was worried that I couldn't find a job, so I took the PhD exam again. I wonder if I will regret my choice six years ago in a few years. -Tell an online forum post at the beginning of the year.
36. University is not a chicken farm. -The title of an article by Professor Li Ling of Peking University is full of dissatisfaction with the school reform plan.
37. The Iraq war has become an attic story watched by hundreds of millions of people for 24 hours. -A website published an in-depth analysis of the media war behind the US-Iraq war, calling it a "virtual war"; The audience's attention to the war process has turned into curiosity about news programs and war scenes.
That's mine. Don't lose it for me. -Ms. Tan of Chongqing found two condoms in her back pocket when she was washing jeans for her son. Her son said to her calmly.
Earn ten thousand dollars a day. A wealth sampling survey among children aged four to six found that more than 70 children in Chinese mainland want to be rich, which is one of the contents of their imagined rich life. The rest include: having money, living in a good house, owning a car and having a career.
40. Women are not sexy and must be emotional; Without sensibility, it is necessary to be rational; If there is no reason, we must have self-knowledge; If there is no such thing, she will only have misfortune. -Taiwanese cartoonist Zhu Deyong on women.
4 1,1On June 6th, 644, Manchu people invaded Beijing, making outstanding contributions to the future TV drama in China. -a Shanghai poet commented on the Qing opera that is now flooding.
42. I think it may be that readers are too fragile now. -Hai Yan answered why his works touched people.
When people want to use money, they never look at its issue date. A handsome young man in Shenzhen married a rich old lady. Facing people's confusion, he solved the mystery himself.
44, 20-25 years old, college or above; You can also learn and have excellent moral character; Outstanding appearance, beautiful and dignified; Elegant and healthy; Only rhyme is restrained, gentle and pleasant; Have maternal love, cherish children and respect husbands; Pure as water, asexual experience; The family is flat and the official fortune is not good; There is no limit to household registration and nationality. -In mid-April, a 35-year-old divorced rich man who claimed to be worth more than 100 million posted a marriage advertisement in Nanfang Evening News, Yangzi Evening News and other 16 national media, in which "asexual experience" caused people to discuss.
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