202 1 The hottest humorous greetings on Christmas Eve.

I heard a strange news recently: Santa Claus wants to catch the happiest person, and it is said that he wants to turn this happiest person into? The happiest! It is said that this person is you! Merry Christmas!

I guess your mobile phone will be surrounded by text messages at Christmas. I am very clever. Today, I want to let my blessing fly over mountains and rivers, over tall buildings, past the old man who collects rags, get into your mobile phone, and wish you a merry Christmas!

In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we have a big reward at Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth 10 yuan RMB from me. Express my blessing: Merry Christmas!

Falling in love is called going to work, lovelorn is called being laid off, empathetic is called changing careers, lovelorn hasn't started to find another object yet, let's talk about being laid off and re-employed after lovelorn! Although it's Christmas, I really want to go to work!

There are two ways to receive Christmas presents this year. The first way is the traditional way, which requires chimneys and socks. The second type: modern law: you need a mobile phone that can receive short messages. I chose the second one for you without hesitation, so I wish you a merry Christmas.

Santa Claus asked me to tell him that you are not kind. The chimney was not brushed last year, which made him as dirty as black charcoal. I didn't wash my socks, and I almost smoked him down! He won't come this Christmas. I sent a message to comfort him. I hope you don't cry or laugh!

Santa Claus is very strange. Stealing happiness and auspiciousness, stealing fruits and vegetables, stealing blessings and information, stealing financial resources and beautiful women are all for you. I don't blame you for knowing that you are the cutest, as long as you reply to my message and promise not to report you! Merry Christmas!

Snowflakes are fluttering and wrapped in silver; The fire is burning and the wine is fragrant; I wish you good talk and good luck. Family ties are strong and warm in my heart.

On this beautiful and charming night of peace, let me sincerely say peace to you!

Because of Christmas, snowflakes are more romantic; Because of the desire, life is more exciting; Because of concern, happiness climbs to a smiling face; Because of my wish, I feel warm in winter; May you feel my thoughts and my wishes. Merry Christmas!

I folded my blessing into a homing pigeon, flew to your window and never flew away again; I turn happiness into a bright moon that shines in front of your window and never leaves; I will turn happiness into a ray of sunshine and surround you. I wish you a merry Christmas.

The Christmas tree is full of my blessings; Candlelight, swaying my thoughts; Jingle bells, give me gifts; A short message, pinning my concern. Year after year, I bless you and pray for your safety. Merry Christmas!

Christmas bells are fluttering and deer carts are running. Happiness is in your pocket, and good luck burns in the fire. Candlelight dinner is delicious food, romance is today. Make a beautiful wish, colorful Christmas treetops. Report peace and good luck, and wish your family peace!

Before the bell rang, my blessing appeared in advance. No flowery sentences, no precious decorations. Only my truest self silently prayed for you on Christmas Eve. I hope you are safe and everything is fine.

Although Christmas has arrived, I really have no money. I can only borrow 500 yuan from Santa Claus to give you Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi. Have a safe night and merry Christmas!

Bells convey good wishes, candles are bright, Christmas trees are full of sincere thoughts, deer carts are full of lottery money, Santa Claus calls you gently, and happiness is sent to you. I wish you a merry Christmas forever!

Contentment and happiness; Dissatisfaction is pain. Let go of resentment, let go of yourself, and experience the indifference and joy of every moment. Manjusri Bodhisattva holds a heart lamp at Christmas, illuminating every corner of her heart and tasting the beauty of nature.

I climbed up the chimney and went through the window; Pulling a sled and stepping through the frost; Hang gifts and make up; Dress up as an old man and send blessings: I wish you happiness and peace; Good luck, things come in pairs; Christmas, enjoy peace.

Collect every good thing in the world and give it to you; Collect every fragrance in the world and dedicate it to you; All the blessings in the world are given to you. Merry Christmas to you!

The Christmas tree is decorated with beautiful stars, Christmas fireworks bloom in beautiful colors, Christmas bells ring happy notes, Santa Claus gives you a gift of good luck, and Christmas messages bring you the greatest happiness.