Urgent request: More funny birthday messages.

There's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying. .....................................................................................................................................

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit.

This news mainly has two purposes, one is to practice fingering, and the other is to risk being radiated to say my blessing! Finally, a special technical sentence: Happy birthday. Don't laugh, be serious!

When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will be happy forever!

I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ....................................................................................................................................................

The sea is full of fucking water, spiders, legs and peppers. It's too fucking hot. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you. Every day, I smile from ear to ear. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true when your birthday comes. I wish you Pepsi every day, Fanta, Wahaha, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, and your mood is like Sprite, which will always be beautiful.

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ....................................................................................................................................................

Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is. The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday! On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

The sea is full of fucking water, spiders, legs and peppers. It's too fucking hot. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you. Every day, I smile from ear to ear. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!