Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - I just bought a mobile phone card. How can I fool my boyfriend by texting? See if he takes the bait.

I just bought a mobile phone card. How can I fool my boyfriend by texting? See if he takes the bait.

Honey, I'm pregnant ~ ~ ~

Honey, let's get married ~ ~ ~

Handsome boy, I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you. I will be in XX in the evening, and you will gain something ~ ~ ~ (you know)

My husband hit me and I ran out. Can you go with me tonight?

I found out why I am so cheap ~ ~ ╮ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ ~