The shortest hilarious jokes.

1. Women are so great now. Unknowingly, I had a big belly and had a baby without a father!

2. When we were children, we regarded toys as friends, but when we grew up, our friends regarded us as toys.

3. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

4. Life is like toilet paper, use it as little as possible!

5. What about having a husband? Even though there is a goalkeeper, the ball still goes in!

6. Who is whose husband? They're all fucking temporary workers!

7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

8. People who travel to brothels are still young, please use Huiren Shenbao

9. The poorest is just begging, and if you don't die, you will eventually come out.

10. Time He was the best teacher, but unfortunately - he killed all the students in the end

11. Don't always use your identity as a commoner to tell me the story of society B!

No matter how awesome you are, why can’t Baidu search for you?

No matter how strong you are, can you hold back your urine?

12. Under no circumstances can you play games with others. Those who play games with others will be played by others.

No matter how thoughtful you are, you are not the most powerful one.

13. The most beautiful thing in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

14. Spittle is used to count money, not to talk. Reasonable

15. Don’t look at what you shouldn’t see, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to what you shouldn’t hear, and don’t think about things you shouldn’t think.

Please concentrate on beating you.

16. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime

17. If possible, be stronger, rather than be enviable. You can't be so weak that you can't be pitiful!

18. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without hard work is age!

19. Don’t brag, please give the awesomeness back to the cows, because the cows also need sex!

20. See yourself clearly through great ups and downs, and see your friends clearly through great ups and downs.

21. We only have one earth, so everyone should take care of it;

There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should also take care of me!

22. Having money does not necessarily mean you are wise, and having the courage to touch does not necessarily mean you dare to do anything.

23. Smile when you are happy, and smile again later when you are unhappy.

24. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil. A famous woman has her own wife, but a hoe is ruthless...

25. When introducing your girlfriend to new friends, please hold her waist instead of standing aside and pointing with your fingers

26. The fastest thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the deepest hurt is the truest feeling

27. The greatest sorrow in life is not that you can’t get or lose it, but that you don’t know you at all. What do you want?

28. The reason why I work so hard when I grow up is just because I was so awesome when I was a kid!

29. The so-called successful woman is very nice during the day and very nice at night.

30. If there is someone who is willing to be by your side, even if there is no words but just being by your side, I will feel that It is a kind of happiness. Even if you lose everything, as long as you stop and look around, there will be someone somewhere you can see. Please don't be sad, don't despair, and no matter what, please don't forget that you are by no means alone.

31. The person who shits on your head may not be the enemy, and the person who pulls you out of the shit pile may not be the enemy. Friends

32. I cannot do everything I hope for, but I should do everything I can do.

33. When you need to pee, you must pee. Don’t Wait until there is no more urine.

34. Whenever you make a phone call, please smile when you pick up the phone, because the other party can feel it.

35. God has given us seven emotions and six desires. But we turned them into pornography and violence

36. Have a contented heart, and those who are content will always be happy. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself live a listless life. If you want to be happy, you don't want to increase your wealth, but to reduce your desires.

37. Find someone you love to chat with to get married, because when you get older, you will find that liking to chat is a person’s greatest advantage.

38. As long as you dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

39. So far, the earth is still under my feet.

40. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes!

41. Don’t trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing.

42. The best relationship exists when you love others more than you demand others.

43. If you are incapable of watching others show off, if you are capable of showing off to others

44. Although I am not in the world, there is a legend about me in the world

< p>45. One cannot take money into the grave. But money can take you to your grave.

46. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships

47. See it through, don’t talk about it, and continue to be friends.

48. The way to attract a man is to keep him wanting; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, to keep her satisfied.

49. For men, the upper body is cultivation, and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait, and the lower body is trap.

50. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look high, you are appreciative; if you look low, you are a gangster.

51. Girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes to attract boys’ attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes.

52. Men all like Jiangshan because they feel that only the entire Jiangshan can make their women's hearts beat.

53. The time of a little person is the least valuable. He can be with a vegetable vendor. Scrapping for two cents

54. When we put more emotion on friendship and love, the only thing that can move you in the end is family affection

55. The so-called loyalty is just Because there are not enough chips for betrayal!

56. You told me to go away, I went away, you told me to come back, I’m sorry, I went away.

57. If you want to know what a person lacks in his heart, look at nothing else but what he shows off. If you want to know why a person has low self-esteem, just look at what he is hiding.