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How to send text messages to women?

You should pay attention to skills when picking up girls, and you must not act rashly and rush blindly. Let's take a look at the five classes you have to take to text and pick up girls. The first lesson is to chase a girl. Of course, you have to know the girl's mobile phone number first, and then you have to have that meaning to her. Send a short message: "I was very happy to chat with you last time." Can I invite you out to chat again? " Note: If the girl agrees, it will take some thought to find a place, which can be a quiet bar, and don't go to the restaurant for the time being. Lesson 2 When you get home from your date, don't forget to send a short message: Nice talking to you. I look forward to seeing you again. Good Night! Let her know that you are a sweet person. You can send her an interesting message the next day. For example: 1, panda's birthday, someone asked what its wish was? The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo. 2. I am Yuanmou from Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love, let's walk upright. Let her know that you are a humorous person. Note: Don't make dirty jokes! Lesson 3 Girls are vain. You can send some messages like this at ordinary times: 1. I see you are dressed very special and lovely today. 2. Seeing your beautiful skirt today will make my eyes fall. Don't be stingy with your description of beauty, be as beautiful as you want. Lesson 4 I've been in contact for some time. It's time for you to present your treasure. Please the girl you like with your short message. 1, (hint) If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other stupidly, live stupidly, snuggle up and be silly together. 2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy. 3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think that you can't; E. all of the above. 4. (Issue weather forecast) Tomorrow's minimum temperature 1 degree and maximum temperature1degree. Let me tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add another dress (XX, yourself). Lesson 5 The advantage of texting is to say what you are afraid to say in person. Even if she is sour, girls like sweet talk and care about others. However, we should pay attention to the following matters: 1, the number is small, and girls don't like boys whose mother-in-law is mm. Are you tired of being around you all day? 2. Don't always send short messages copied online, but use your own thinking. 3, occasionally it rains for three days and dries the net for two days, playing hard to get. After repeated SMS bombardments, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you're halfway there. 4. After giving you enough short messages, the first short messages that girls send you are often complaints, such as "I'm bored to death", "I'm about to collapse" and "I'm depressed". Hey hey, what are you waiting for? Girls need success most. Encourage her quickly: "In fact, the sky is blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse." "In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other."