Ukrainian short message

1, A: Think about the deserted university life. B: Think of the wasted college students. C: Think of white college students.

Is it your home or my home or my home tonight? Hanting is also good. That's settled. Maybe seven days. . . .

3. Once I went out to play with my girlfriend, there was a telephone pole on the roadside with a sign on it. When I saw it, it said: tire repair and pump up. It is written vertically. Unexpectedly, my girlfriend read: Abortion, invigorating qi! ! ! A car full of people fainted. . .

May: Because you can't type, sketch or file ... why did your boss pay you?

That high salary?

Jane: I won't get pregnant!

The school stipulates that freshmen are not allowed to bring computers. A sister borrowed my notebook. College boys, there are inevitably some movies on the hard disk (you know). The folder was hidden in advance and found to be "hidden and visible" when it was returned. There is an extra folder with photos of my sister's mobile phone taking selfies in the bathroom, plus a TXT file that says: Brother, be realistic, men can't be so empty alive!

6. A village elected a village head, and a silly woman said angrily, I agree with anyone, but I can't let my husband do it!

7. A couple can't have children after a long marriage. The woman went to see a doctor on the recommendation of a friend. After a while, the woman became pregnant. When the good news came, the husband said happily that we finally had a child. You are really great! His wife replied, not me, but the doctor!

8. After the physiology class, a boy pushed the girl down and kissed her. Afterwards, the boy said to the girl: I just want to practice, that's all. Hearing this, the girl pushed the boy down and said, Fail, make-up exam.

9. Send a text message to my brother, saying that you can reply to any content and open the mobile phone newspaper. He replied: I don't want a mobile phone newspaper. Move back: congratulations on your successful opening.

10, there is a girl from a suburban county on QQ who is always thinking about finding a rich second generation or something. Just now, she said on the Internet that she has Weibo and has paid attention to many rich people. She will be successful soon. I asked Weibo, how can you tell whether you have money or not? She said, "The Weibo sent by the iphone client is rich."

1 1, I just saw a cold knowledge: pigs can't see the sky all their lives. I thought about it, looked up at the sky curiously, and suddenly I was so happy.

12, A: Does your family know everything? B: It's a bit exaggerated, but they all have their own advantages. My father can play the piano, my mother can play the violin and my sister can sing. A: Wow! What about you? I can stand them. ...

13, Moscow built a subway in its early years, and engineers reported the plan to Stalin for approval. Soon, the plan was issued with Stalin's signature on it, and careful engineers found that there was a round cup seal on the drawing, so there was a round ring line on the Moscow subway.

14, a man climbed out of the eaves from the window of the 3 1 building, apparently trying to commit suicide by jumping off a building. The building was crowded with people. A jc and a doctor rushed to the window, and he quickly shouted, "Don't come over, or I'll jump at once!" " "Jc shook his head and said," Comrade, the doctor asked me to ask you if you would like to donate your kidney after you die. "

15, a beautiful girl is going to take the lawyer's license and study hard all day. A male colleague saw this and teased her: the competition in the lawyer industry is fierce. You are so beautiful, you might as well find a good husband. The girl gave him a white look and sighed: You don't know, that industry is more competitive!