Heartfelt greetings from lovers on April Fool's Day

1. No matter where you are, I will appear in front of you as long as you smile and shout three times that I am a beauty.

2. The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !

3. Man: Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever met! ~ female: Trojan horse! ~ honey, I like you who have never seen the world.

4. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

M: Do you know why the ring you bought for the wedding is called a ring? W: Why? Man: It's evil. Woman: Bah.

6. Guess what? I miss you day and night. I want to sleep while eating, I want to work, I want to. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

8. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

9. April Fool's Day will be in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

10. It is real gold and is never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

1 1. What's the use of women getting married? The answer is: there are birds! Why does the man want a divorce? Because I don't want to do it! What is the use of same-sex marriage? The answer is: useless!

12. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

13. Two jiaozi got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was startled and asked, where is the bride? Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

14. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

15. My boyfriend was on a business trip and called me a few hours ago to report his safety. I am idle and bored now, just like Doby's boyfriend. Call his hotel room: hello, sir, do you need special service? He said: no, I already have it here.

16. A female colleague of the company went out for dinner at noon. The mobile phone left the company, and then her husband kept calling, and a buddy next to him ate his nap and was disgusted. The phone rang for the nth time, and my buddy picked it up angrily and shouted, we are sleeping, and you are always calling, which is annoying. After a while, a man appeared at the door of the office.

17. Xiaoming was very nervous when his girlfriend took him home to meet his parents for the first time. Girlfriend said: don't be nervous, just like at home. When I arrived at my girlfriend's house, the door opened and my girlfriend's parents greeted me warmly. Xiao Ming said quickly, mom and dad, I'm back! This is my girlfriend!

18. I said: You are a pig. You said: I am a pig! From now on, I will call you a pig. Kt250 Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

19. My last name is I love you, my first name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book title is Dreaming about you, my pen name is Love you, and my nickname is Chasing you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? It means no jokes. You have lice. Take a bath. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. May it be beautiful and fragrant, and you and I are deeply in love. Where can I find this true seal, so as to sincerely accept the truth and fill my heart with love? May you find true love!

22. The distance between people is not the distance in space, but the distance between hearts. May you and I be soul mates and have a happy future. I am willing to join hands with you to the end of my life.

23. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet and living in Shangri-La; Get dressed and take a Cadillac; Look at the scene and enjoy a happy life; Travel around the world and wish April Fool's Day dream come true in the lottery!

25. A person can be my lover forever; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Happy holidays!

26. A beautiful little pig ran up to you and looked at you admiringly, wagging its tail and its ass. I sang a song for you: I will be you when I grow up! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no idiot in this world, and he created you by the way.

28. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Why is my dear so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.

29. I was always uneasy until I suddenly understood the reason yesterday. I haven't heard from you for a long time. I miss you. I don't know how you are. If you don't want to make me feel bad all the time, please reply to me immediately!

30. Send you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes and durians like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1. If you were a comet, I would see you every night; If you are a meteor, I will wait for you every night; It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I have to buy a ticket to see you in the zoo! Happy April Fool's Day!

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, falling in love with you is my happy choice, owning you is my most precious wealth, and stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

33. Love cannot be single-minded, infatuated or single-minded. Emotional you, know the true meaning of love, bravely give your inner chocolate, and remember to send sweet messages from time to time!

34. Want Want falls in love with Xianbei and is destined to be a couple. The wolf fell in love with the sheep and walked happily together. The fox fell in love with the bear and really loved her all his life. I fell in love with you, only with one heart and one mind, never half-hearted, let alone unfaithful, and vowed to love you for life. Beauty, will you come with me soon?