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Lines in the prose "Caring for the Mind"

Fan Wei: Hey! Big rewards for the Spring Festival, I offered love to customers, opened up and enlivened, high-end fashion was discounted, and there was a holiday, and the clearance sale was bloody. Oh, my aunt, come and see.

Gao Xiumin: No, I'm afraid of blood spattering on me.

Fan Wei: Haha, auntie, when I say bloodletting, I mean clothes are cheap. Come on, you can't miss it when you pass by. Come on, look at my clothes.

Gao Xiumin: You don't have anything we can wear.

Fan Wei: Who said that, Auntie? This dress is so exciting.

Gao Xiumin: It's too bright.

Fan Wei: Aunt, the sunset is the most beautiful. How carefree it is to be old.

Gao Xiumin: Hey, I can't wear it.

Fan Wei: Auntie.

Gao Xiumin: It's too bright.

Fan Wei: Auntie, Auntie, fitness pants can highlight your ancient and beautiful lines.

Gao Xiumin: Please, I don't stand out, and my lines don't stand out, so my lumbar disc stands out. I can't wear that.

Fan Wei: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, don't go, jeans.

Gao Xiumin: Jeans?

Fan Wei: The choice of mature women, you always put it on Titanic, you know?

Gao Xiumin: I haven't worn Tieda 1, but I wear extra large.

Fan Wei: I mean, whenever you always wear these jeans, you stand in front of people like the heroine of Titanic and swish them out.

Gao Xiumin: You flatter me. With my big board, it is impossible to dump one piece, but it is better to overwhelm one piece, hehe. ...

Fan Wei: Aunt, you are so humorous. Buy one.

Gao Xiumin: Give me a pair of these jeans, three feet eight inches around the waist.

Fan Wei: This, this is too fat.

Gao Xiumin: I can't wear it.

Fan Wei: It doesn't matter if you can't wear it. Buy one for your uncle. What is his waistline?

Gao Xiumin: He is 4 feet 6 inches tall. These two people are just right together.

Fan Wei: Then buy two.

Gao Xiumin: It's a pity that my old man doesn't have four legs. I'm very sorry, haha ... I can't wear it.

Fan Wei: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, what exactly do you want to buy?

Gao Xiumin: I want to buy a cotton-padded coat for my old man.

Fan Wei: Give it to my uncle.

Gao Xiumin: Ah.

Fan Wei: Why didn't you say so earlier? Yes

Gao Xiumin: You don't have it here.

Fan Wei: No problem. Yes, there must be. Ah, hey, what my uncle needs is what I need. Hey.

Gao Xiumin: Keep the change. I'll go there.

Fan Wei: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, clothes are not allowed. Look, auntie, how about mine?

Gao Xiumin: You are wearing them all.

Fan Wei: Auntie, I didn't wear this. This is a sample. Different grades of samples are worn on different models. Low-grade samples are displayed with dummies and high-grade samples. Well, how about this dress? The original price is 260. I'll buy you 130. Ah.

Gao Xiumin: One hundred and thirty dollars,

Fan Wei: No change. 100 yuan, just take it. Try it on.

Gao Xiumin: I don't need to wear it.

Fan Wei: It is appropriate for people to decorate clothes and horses with saddles. Come on, come on, put it on, put it on, hey, hey, aunt, this demeanor, this temperament, ah, a little old Ruan.

Gao Xiumin: Does your uncle wear this?

Fan Wei: You can't take it off, you can't take it off. It's a complete beauty to wear it, and it's also a beauty to take it off.

Gao Xiumin: Your uncle wears it.

Fan Wei: You can't take it off, you can't take it off. You don't even have this price when you travel around the world. I paid for all the travel in China. Opportunity knocks but once. After this village, there is no such shop. You should buy it quickly.

Gao Xiumin: Come on, I want to buy it. I'll pay you to rest. This man's selling is a little disturbing to the people.

Black sister: How did you sell that dress?

Fan Wei: What is it, daughter-in-law? You didn't sell the 30 yuan in your hand, but my 100 yuan is enough to make her happy. Do you know what this is called?

Black sister: What?

Fan Wei: Ability.

Black sister: Come on, don't be beautiful there. That dress is inferior. If the old lady finds it at home, she won't come back for you.

Fan Wei: Looking for me? The invoice was not given to him, nor was the credit card given to her. I made you admit it.

Black sister: That's true. Hey, what about the two big bags of clothes?

Fan Wei: They are all sold out.

Black sister: Did you sell two big bags of clothes?

Fan Wei: I sold thousands of dollars this morning.

Black sister: God, you are really capable. I want to reward you today. Wait a minute.

Fan Wei: Go, go, go, oh, we people are happy today, we people are happy today, I'm really happy, I'm really happy, more than 3 thousand bills are stuffed into my waist, Oh, my God, it's broken, all my money is in that coat pocket, my wife, no, aunt. ...

Black sister: Honey, come and eat ... Hey, why did people leave and leave the stall here?

Gao Xiumin: Young people ...

Black sister: It's broken. The old lady found it.

Gao Xiumin: Young man, young man, young man, how did this slap change?

Black sister: Who are you looking for?

Gao Xiumin: I'm looking for the young man who sold clothes here just now.

Black sister: There are no boys here, only little wives.

Gao Xiumin: Hey, when I bought clothes here just now, a young man was selling clothes here.

Black sister: Are you mistaken?

Gao Xiumin: I remember correctly. This is where I bought this dress.

Black sister: This dress?

Gao Xiumin: Ah.

Black sister: We have never sold this kind of clothes here.

Gao Xiumin: I just sold it here.

Black sister: You must remember wrong.

Gao Xiumin: I'm sure I remember correctly. I bought it here.

Black sister: Do you have a receipt?

Gao Xiumin: No.

Black sister: What about the credit card?

Gao Xiumin: No.

Black sister: Then you have nothing. According to what, you bought it here?

Gao Xiumin: I just, I won't tell you. I will wait for the young man to come back. I'll tell him.

Heimei: Hey hey, wait for someone, don't stop me from doing business.

Gao Xiumin: How can you talk like a child?

Black sister: How can I speak? Look at this street where clothes are sold from time to time. Why doesn't it look good when you leave and buy them? This time, you have to return them. Who will return them for you?

Gao Xiumin: Girl, I didn't come back to return my clothes.

Black sister: Then what are you doing?

Gao Xiumin: I came back for a refund.

Black sister: Not the same thing.

Gao Xiumin: Girl, let me ask you something. Do you and that young man come from the same family?

Black sister: Why do you ask? Why do you want to eliminate pornography?

Gao Xiumin: No, if you are a family, please call him back. I have something urgent to tell him.

Black sister: OK, OK. Tell me what's urgent.

Gao Xiumin: Let me ask you something. As long as you are in business, your superiors didn't call on you to help us with poverty alleviation, did they?

Black sister: No.

Gao Xiumin: So you don't sell clothes with prizes, do you?

Black sister: No.

Gao Xiumin: Are you going to sell this skirt or not? Can I get you something extra?

Black sister: I said, why do you always think of good things? As you said, I'll sell you this dress and put a bunch of foreheads in your pocket.

Gao Xiumin: It's a lot of money. I put my hand in my pocket. You said it scared me. This is a lot of money.

Heimei: Hey, money? give me

Gao Xiumin: What?

Black sister: Where's the money?

Gao Xiumin: What for you?

Black sister: That's ours.

Gao Xiumin: Yours?

Black sister: I gave it to that guy. It's family.

Gao Xiumin: A family?

Black sister: a family, a couple.

Gao Xiumin: A couple?

Black sister: Kiss the couple.

Gao Xiumin: Do you have a receipt?

Black sister: No.

Gao Xiumin: What about credit cards?

Black sister: No.

Gao Xiumin: Then you have nothing. Why? You're family.

Black sister: Oh, aunt, when we got married, you didn't invoice us either?

Gao Xiumin: Maybe I remember wrong. This money is not yours. I'll ask that house.

Heimei: Hey, Auntie, don't go.

Fan Wei: Auntie.

Black sister: Husband, come on, I've got my aunt.

Gao Xiumin: Are you catching a thief?

Fan Wei: What are you doing?

Gao Xiumin: I'm still wrestling with my little body.

Fan Wei: Aunt, please sit down. Auntie, I

Gao Xiumin: Who is he?

Fan Wei: Me.

Black sister: The man who sold your clothes just now.

Fan Wei: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: Is that him?

Black sister: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: Your face wasn't so big just now.

Fan Wei: Isn't it swollen?

Black sister: Exactly.

Fan Wei: Auntie, you forgot that I sold you this dress.

Heimei: Hmm.

Gao Xiumin: No, you have never sold this kind of clothes here.

Fan Wei: Who said that?

Gao Xiumin: She said that.

Fan Wei: You, prodigal daughter-in-law, get down on your knees.

Black sister: Who should kneel? Kneel to where?

Gao Xiumin: Ha-ha ... You are quite skilled in this field, ha-ha ... Get up. What is this? Haha ...

Fan Wei: Ah, daughter-in-law, look how beautiful aunt smiles.

Black sister: Yes, with a high nose.

Fan Wei: Baby Face.

Black sister: eyes

Fan Wei: Big eyelids.

Gao Xiumin: I am a toad.

Fan Wei: Aunt's skin is very good.

Black sister: white.

Fan Wei: White and fat.

Black sister: bleaching,

Gao Xiumin: Like a big steamed bun?

Fan Wei: My aunt is kind-hearted.

Heimei: Well, auntie, you are very lucky. Do you think you have to believe anything?

Gao Xiumin: I believe in conscience.

Fan Wei: Aunt, if you trust your conscience, it's easy. Do you really think there is a lot of money in this coat pocket?

Black sister: What are you asking? Isn't this the aunt who sent us money?

Fan Wei: Aunt, you are my mother, mother, grandmother, grandmother.

Gao Xiumin: Oh, come on, I will be a terracotta warrior.

Heimei: Auntie, I'm so sorry. I didn't know just now.

Gao Xiumin: OK, OK, it's not easy for you two to sell clothes in the market. Look at each other. Can I take this money?

Fan Wei: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: Remember, son, this is for sale. This price can be discounted. You cannot underestimate your conscience. Check if it's enough.

Fan Wei: Auntie.

Gao Xiumin: What do you mean?

Heimei: Here, auntie. We will give you this dress for free.

Fan Wei: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: Can I wear your clothes for free? This is all funded.

Heimei: Hey, auntie, the lining of this dress is dirty.

Gao Xiumin: Just wash it and it will be clean.

Fan Wei: Auntie, this is defective.

Gao Xiumin: Defective?

Heimei: Er, one sleeve is long.

Fan Wei: One sleeve is short.

Gao Xiumin: One sleeve is long and the other sleeve is short.

Man and woman: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: Oh, I can't buy this kind of clothes anywhere. I tell you, my old man is a sequela of cerebral thrombosis, just one arm is long and one arm is short. Goodbye.

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