A collection of sentences that tease friends (52 sentences)

I have nothing to talk about with you except being in love.

2. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, like going to Qiu Lai in spring and Haitang bloom.

3. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

4. "My chest feels so stuffy." What's the matter? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart"

5. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand" "Here, left hand, I'll hold it for you"

6. "Mom, I love you. How do you say it backwards?" "Do you love me?" "Yes."

7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

8. can you help me wash something? Like me.

9. I'm tired of being a lovely girl, and I kind of want to be your wife.

1. I'm angry. Why am I angry? I've spent all my luck meeting you.

11. I'm a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you.

12. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes, and then whisper in your ear that "I'm purple potatoes and you".

13. Your life is my pig, and death is my streaky belly.

14. Does the other party accept the application to be the treasure in your heart?

15. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

16. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

17. "Do you know who is indispensable in my world?" I don't know "of course I can't live without you". It's never too late for us to fall in love.

19. There is a rumor recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.

2. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? It's your fault.

21. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart is beating for you."

22. I want to take you to an amusement park. What park will meet you? You are my doomed love.

23. I want to go to Duan and you.

24. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the never-setting sun and the best you

25. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so why can I bubble happily when I see you?

26. I'm brushing my mobile phone to find out when I'm in love with you.

27. "Can you guess whether I like drinking or playing the king?" "Playing the king?" "no, I love you"

28. I want to hug you across my mobile phone, not think about you with my mobile phone, and I want to have you every morning and evening, instead of you in the photo. There are thousands of love stories, so it is better to be with you.

29. Do you like drinking water? If you like me, you already like 7% of me.

3. There is nothing valuable in my family, and the only one who can get it is me. I don't have to pay you back generously.

31. What do you mean, don't make up after breaking up, you will make the same mistake again. All I know is that if you want to come back, it's still my most precious baby.

32. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you all your life!" " "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

33. I like you. I like you. You see, I can do nothing but like you.

34. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I met you, I bubbled happily." Earthy love story routines tease friends' sentences 3

35. How to relieve worries? Only hug you.

36. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

37. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest.

38. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

39. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

4. "My blood sugar is low." "Tell me something sweet"

41. "Tell me when a girl is tired." Tell you why? "When a young girl is tired, come and be my wife"

42. I'll give you some popular science about the types of berries, strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, and berries that you miss me.

43. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

44. Can you teach me how to bag jiaozi? I'm a little stupid. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and I like you too ~

45. "Can I tell you a lie?" "What" and "I don't like you"

46. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

47. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.

48. The firecrackers rang again on the 3th night, but I didn't think as much as you did.

49. I want to buy a piece of land and something from you to buy your unswerving heart.

5. "How about I tell you how to lose weight?" Ok, how to reduce it? "put your heart on me"

51. "is there an airport nearby?" There is no "why does my heart fly when I see you"

52. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Just hold me tight

1. How can I kiss you in the dark if I don't break your lamp?

2. The spring breeze is not as good as being with us

3. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, who is good with me

4. Congratulations on your WIFI now

5. How to solve your worries only by hugging you

6. After eating the whole family bucket with me, we will be considered a family

7. If you go to a place, there is no door.

8. It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God drools at you

9. Look at your amazing bones, which is a good material to fall in love with me

1. Nothing will last forever, but I will accompany you for a long time

11. Guess what my blood type is, you are my ideal type

12. There is no wine in your dimples. I am as drunk as a dog

13. Can you tell me what time it is? You should love me more at 12:

14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is the Sahara

15. You are the heart, you are the liver and you are my three-quarters

16. Do you know what quilt should be built in winter? Cover you, my baby

17. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What shortcomings are you

18. The youth I accompanied you through is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

19. Please keep your mouth shut, I will kiss it at any time.

2. If I don't please you, just fall in love with me.

21. The firecrackers don't ring as much as I thought

22. Everything is cloudy and pale, only you shine

23. Forget about him, I'll steal an electric car to support you

24. I'm as sure as a gun. Without a kiss.

25. I got a cut on my hand, so you can do it too, so we are a couple.

26. I have nothing to talk about except being in love with you.

27. I am a playboy, and I like you every second.

28. I see that you can't even pronounce all 26 English letters. Why ABCDEFGHI LOVE U

29. I've put up with you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

3. I want you to look at the first three words of this passage.

31. I think you should be very busy recently, so just look at the first three words.

32. I never have eyes for you, because you are always in my heart.

33. I don't want you to think about it at all.

34. I am lonely and alcoholic. Would you like to talk to me? I like you very much

36. I don't like you very much for nothing

37. I hope you will be a girl, always in love with spring, with poems in your heart and cream on your face.

38. Kiss me if you don't understand anything.

39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you.

4. As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

41. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome? Easy-to-be-teased earthen love story sentences

Easy-to-be-teased earthen love story sentences (Chapter 1)

1. Do you like drinking water? If you like me, you already like 7% of me

2. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly I felt that my life was a hundred years, but that's all; Things have changed, in a few moments.

3. What is in the lover's eyes? Xi Shi? No, it's you.

4. "If I were a devil in hell" and "a naughty boy who loves you"

5. "I think our friendship can only last until today" Why? "Let's talk about love next"

6. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would marry you in a floral dress.

7. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "I like you"

8. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it

9. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.

1. "When do you pay the rent?" "Why do you pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time?"

11. Your short hair is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. The smell on your body is very soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm right for you, too.

12. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "the day I have you, the day I have you, and the day you and I become us"

13. I was born stubborn, and I have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different opinions.

14. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

15. what is "my birthday wish is simple"? "just being with you"

16. "Do you like chocolate?" I like "I have it in my mouth, would you like to try it"

17. My mind is like playing with a mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out

18. There is a rumor recently that I like you, and I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.

19. "Oh, I overslept", "Lazy" and "No, I quarreled with you in my dream, and I didn't dare to wake up until I coaxed you"

2. Do you know? We are both quite out of line ""How out of line ""You are too beautiful, and I am too fascinated "(Part II)

21. A good girl like me will never know who she got cheaper in the future.

22. You're from China and I'm from China. If you round it off, you're mine.

23. "Let me tell you a story." "You say it." "This story is very long, so I'll make a long story short, and I miss you."

24. I wish I could meet you. "Ah?" "Otherwise, how can I always miss you idle ~!"

27. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know what day I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

28. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

29. "Ho, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you never wanes.

3. "I want to buy a piece of land at your place", "What land" and "your unswerving heart"

31. "Do you want to run in winter?" "well, run into your heart"

32. I dare not look into your eyes, for I am afraid that every look in my eyes seems to be a confession.

33. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What is the title of this song?" Let's get married "Yes"

34. Do you smell anything? No. How come the air is so sweet when you come out?

35. There are ways to be sweet, including eating sugar, cake and thinking of you every day.

36. Do you smell burning? That's my heart burning for you.

37. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running in my head all day"

38. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people, bad people, not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

39. Time is the medium, and youth is the employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

4. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "My shortcomings" are easily caught (Part 3)

41. Where do I want to go? Fuck you!

42. "No pains come, so you're here."

43. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

44. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Forever with you"

45. "I want to go somewhere" "Where" and "Go to your heart"

46. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

47. Do you know the English words for walls, eyes and knees? Wall, eye, knee me too. I love you.

48. kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow in my face one day.

49. There are 1 ways to be sweet, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

5. "Happy Mother's Day" I'm not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child"

51. "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes, so that I can keep you here and see you every day" < "I didn't speak."