Funny greetings for the Spring Festival (28 selected sentences)

You didn't invite me to dinner in the past year. How's it going? Spring Festival expression? You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with 1000 yuan a table! Happy spring festival!

The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I don't regret knowing you. I wish you a happy new year and smile from ear to ear every day!

Please accept my 10 blessing. New year's day: everything is fine; Northwest and west are deep; Oriental god of wealth; Northeast expensive god; Wealth is beautiful, and love is nourishing.

5. Happy Spring Festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, racket, arachis duranensis!

6. It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

7. Fulu gathers treasures from the crowd, and everything is prosperous and celebrated. The red robe is added to the world, and Gankun is mastered step by step. The grain is abundant in the spring willow, and Fule is always rich in dialects.

8. I may forget the people I laughed with; I will never forget the people I cried with. Happy new year, my friends and I are in trouble.

9. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy Spring Festival!

10, I will send you a wishing tree in the Spring Festival, which contains pistachios, lucky plums, cantaloupes, plump dates, moist plums and happy peaches, reflecting your good fortune for one year!

1 1. It's dawn, and happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; In the evening, the sun sets, and joy follows you for 365 days. Happy New Year and good luck!

12 I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into a package, postmarked them, and delivered them at constant temperature. The recipient was you. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

13, if you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you. Happy New Year and all the best!

14, may you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

15, the new year is coming, I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much, so I will give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

16. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

17, my thinking is not as fast as you think, my clothes are not fashionable, I can't get along with anyone, I'm not welcome anywhere, my heart stops when I'm fine, and pneumonia is atypical! I wish you a happy New Year

18, the wind is soft and the rain is soft, and the moon is round; I expect beautiful scenery every year! Happy life follows every day! Winter goes and spring comes like water; Time flies! Life needs happiness! Say "cherish" and "peace"! I wish you a happy new year.

19, when the new year is coming, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an leather wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity, and have a good bite. Then I want a healthy soup for the whole family. The aftertaste is warm and the aftertaste is a blessing.

20, elegant people, look at the back; People who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; A confident person can tell by looking at his eyes; Lucky man, look at you. Happy spring festival!

2 1, freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

22. The new atmosphere of the fifth day of the first month; Northeast and west are deep; Southeast god of wealth; Southwest expensive god. I wish the golden monkey a prosperous career in the Spring Festival, eat and drink without worrying about getting fat, the longer the daughter-in-law, the more beautiful she is, the stronger the old and the young, and a new atmosphere in the New Year.

23. Wait for a subway for five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Spring goes and spring comes, one year; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

I invited Jesus to drink, and I got him drunk with all my money. Then I stole his mobile phone and sent an order to Cupid: Happy life, sweet love, successful career and Happy New Year to those who received this message!

25. After a year of hard work, New Year's Eve is coming. This moment is a moment of happy sharing; This is the time to miss friends; This is a moment of blessing and care; This is the moment when hopes and dreams come true … Happy Spring Festival!

26. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! Happy spring festival!

27, the Spring Festival funny greetings daquan assembled funny, humorous, funny Spring Festival greetings, the purpose is to make friends and family more happy in a festive atmosphere, not only funny wishes, but also add sincere wishes on the basis of funny.

28. The Spring Festival is coming. I knit a red sweater for you by candlelight and twist it with wool to bless you: peace ahead, happiness behind, and good luck with thick shoulders. I wear it in my sleeve, with thoughtfulness in my collar and happiness in my pocket. Let me wrap you with warmth and let my heart accompany you through the new year!