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How do friends make wishes when driving home?

1, 15 May Day is here again, and jiaozi promises to eat some noodles. Find something sweet and boast that your wife is better than before; Two of a kind, save money!

2. Happy New Year's Eve and happy family! New Year's greetings are sent every year, and this year's blessings are exchanged for text messages; Just a few warm words, may you be happy and warm; Wish you a safe arrival in the New Year, and good luck is always with you. I wish you all the best and the whole family happiness and well-being!

3. Salute, dress, put on shoes, comb your hair, look in the mirror, smile, count money, watch tickets, set off with satisfaction, go home for the New Year, travel happily, get on the bus safely, arrive smoothly and have a good year!

4. Bless the friends who started the business to go home happily. As the saying goes: smile, ten years old. Laugh and worry and run, laugh and hate. This is a pity for San Xiao. Laugh four times to get sick, five times to be young, six times to be happy, the countdown to happiness, the Year of the Rooster is coming, and auspicious bells are ringing. How lively New Year's Eve is.

5. Take a break at Christmas, make a good wish and wish you happiness again and again; Make a beautiful oath and wish you a graceful demeanor; Don't worry after Christmas and New Year's Day. Write a love letter and wish you all the best!

6. A year's hard work is over! When the Spring Festival comes, all the immortals congratulate each other. Labor (husband), I hope you clean my room, have a good exercise, and often buy me breakfast on Labor Day.

7. Let go of your troubles, slow down your busy work, have more fun, get together with your former classmates, turn around beautifully, enjoy family happiness, and wish May Day a healthy and happy life.

8. What we have to do is: cook for our wife, wash her clothes and mop the floor during the day; Wash your wife's feet, rub her back and sleep with her at night!

9. If you are tired of wandering, turning around is caring, and your family is saying hello loudly: Come back, you will always be a baby.

10, Happy Labor Day! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!