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What to post on Moments?

What to post on Moments? Nowadays, the Internet is becoming more and more developed. Most of the ways for people to express their emotions are to share on Moments. In It is also very interesting to joke among friends in Moments and prank their friends. So what should you post in Moments to tease someone? What to post on Moments 1

1. A hen laid a giant egg, and a news reporter came to interview it. The hen was shy and silent, so she had to interview the rooster. The rooster rolled up his sleeves. I will not comment on this matter at the moment. I will wait until I catch the ostrich!

2. A person accidentally swallowed the artificial eye into his mouth, and finally it got stuck in the anus and could not be taken out. , I went to the hospital. After the doctor saw it, I fainted on the spot. When I woke up, I said: I have been looking at the butt (eye) all my life, but I didn’t expect to be looked at by the butt (eye) at the end...

　3 , Henan baby asked Henan mother: "How to make a sentence for ABCDEFG?" Henan mother: "A, this B child, from C family? Standing on D with bare feet, EF is not wearing, and GG is still exposed!" Haha... …

4. A man kept farting loudly in the office, and his colleague couldn’t help but say, “Can you not make any noise?” Then he saw him sitting there shaking and shaking. A colleague asked: "What are you doing?" He replied: "I set it to vibrate."

5. A woman selling eggs was walking on the road at night, and suddenly a man jumped out and wanted to do something inappropriate. The women resisted bravely, but the men succeeded. After the incident was over, the woman got up and patted the ashes on her body: "What a big deal, I didn't tell you earlier. I thought I was robbing eggs!"

6. A man went shopping and needed to pee in the corner. The old lady When he saw it, he said, "You will be fined five yuan for urinating everywhere." The man said, "Who said I urinate? Is it okay if I take it out and take a look?"

7. When I was screening my resume just now, I looked at it. Resume of a certain graduate - award-winning experience: Won Master Kong's "One More Bottle" award many times during school.

8. In the history class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Do you know how the Japanese laughed at us?" Xiao Ming: "Hehehehehehe..."

9. Nietzsche went for an interview, and the interviewer asked: "What is your name?"

"Nietzsche."

"Guess your grandma is next!"

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10. When I encountered a red light while crossing the road, my friend wanted to go forward, so I stopped him: "Light, wait for the light, wait for the light!"

My friend turned around and looked disdainful. Said to me: "You are the only one who has Intel!"

11. There is a brother who chases his girlfriend and gives him a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk every morning. Perseverance and finally got it. One morning, he brought heart-shaped biscuits to see his girlfriend. She asked, "Where did you buy these biscuits? I went to many supermarkets, but I couldn't buy them in this shape." He said proudly: "Of course I can find them. Not here, I chewed this out..."

12. My uncle came to the house as a guest, but Xiaowen said to his mother: "Mom, I want to go to the zoo to see monkeys." My mother immediately scolded: "What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here, why are you going to the zoo?"

13. When I was in college, the teacher once asked me to fill in a very important form and declared that everyone There is nothing left on one page and cannot be altered. A friend came up and filled it out, but found that he had filled in the ethnic group "Han" in the gender column. Because he said not to allow alteration, after thinking about it, he added the character "子" after "Han" very NB.

14. Several little boys pooled together more than ten yuan to buy toys, but they didn’t know what to buy. One of them suggested: "Go buy sanitary napkins!" Everyone was confused and asked why? Boy Said: "I'm not sure, but it was said on TV that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball, and skate, and be happy and worry-free. What are you posting on Moments 2

1. On April Fool's Day, please always stay vigilant; on April Fool's Day, please be careful of all unknown events; on April Fool's Day, remember to use your smart brain to distinguish.

Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Teach you a happy spell: An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Si's Bamboo, An Si's Pure Bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I It’s a pig, I’m a pig, I’m a pig, I’m a stupid pig! Don’t be angry, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

3. The weird sight of April Fool’s Day: Some people spend money, some people get hurt, some people get cheated, Some people are ignorant, some are in tears, some are lung-exploding, and some are unlucky. Only you don't think so, because you have already experienced all this!

4. Seal the innocence, bundle the liveliness, let freedom fly, package the intelligence, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little bit of stupidity and ignorance and walk around the world. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Career will not be based on "foolishness", and love will never be fooled by "foolishness". You will often reap the benefits of "foolish" people, and your wealth will be rolling in every year. There is "foolishness" in the year, and good luck will end with "foolishness" every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Today I have a new plan: send some beauties to men, some handsome boys to women, some lollipops to children, some condolences to the elderly, and most importantly The purpose is to send some blessings to fools, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

7. There is a sentence, I must tell you at 12 noon today; if you oversleep, then change it to 5 pm; if If you can't sleep, then schedule it at 1am. In short, I must tell you today: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Today the earth will revolve around you, the people will surround you to watch, everyone will call you, and the Hollywood plot will be staged, as expected The result is that you are deceived. It's April Fool's Day, I'm so worried about you, don't go out today!

9. Send a message as a friend, teach you how to behave like this, read the message and become a fool. If you don’t read it, you’re a fool. If you don’t repost it, you’ll be a fool. If you repost it, you’ll be cheating people. This message is meant to bully people and send fools on April Fool’s Day. Happy fool!

10. Research shows that people with left eyes larger than right eyes are smarter, and people with left feet smaller than right are good at sports. Research also reveals: people start looking in the mirror after receiving text messages. The one who takes off his shoes is Big Benben. Happy April Fool's Day in advance

11. I really miss you, I am calling you here. Your smile, your shyness, your kindness... On this day last year, you brought us laughter. Today, April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I will just watch from the side. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

12. With Pangu creating the world, the evolution of apes can be successful; with oracle bones as stationery, history can be alive; with Daiyu and Baoyu, the Red Mansion can be passed down centuries. With my text message, I realized that pigs can read mobile phones! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

13. April Fool's Day is really lively, and I hear laughter everywhere. Fools are so eloquent that they fall prey to them frequently. People who are fooled are not annoyed, and they are not afraid of ridicule when they laugh. May your mood be wonderful and your life filled with happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. April Fool's Day text message: There was once a true love, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you If you want to choose a time to express your love, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!

15. Classmate, what are you busy with? Let me tell you good news. I met my girlfriend again, and she was as beautiful as a flower. It’s a meeting ceremony at noon today. Come and give me a review. You come to chat with me, and if you are in my heart, I will look after you. 4. 1 April Fool’s Day: If you don’t come, you’ll be a fool! What to post on WeChat to tease people 3

April Fool’s Day WeChat tricks to tease people 1 – WeChat team

First Change the WeChat avatar to the WeChat team avatar, and then change the name to WeChat team. Send a message to a friend saying that WeChat’s new function is online. Reply with your name, height, and weight to test today’s fortune.

Or “WeChat’s new function is online. I’ll reply to your photo immediately and see which celebrity you resemble.” If most people don’t pay much attention, it’s easy to take it seriously.

If you pretend to be a WeChat team, you can post a lot of content, but one thing to note is that you must imitate the tone of the WeChat team, but this method is not suitable for people who are usually more careful, nor is it suitable for people who often use WeChat. The person who provides feedback to the team.

April Fool’s Day WeChat Trick 2 - Changing Names and Surnames

If you know that your friend has a crush on a goddess, and you know the note he gave to the goddess, you You can change your avatar, signature, etc. to that of a goddess, and then pretend to be your identity to tease your friends.

You can invite him to dinner, watch a movie, or go shopping. When your friend actually goes, you will find out that it is a scam. At this time, you will be happy with your friend in front of him. You have to be careful.

April Fool’s Day WeChat trick to trick people 3 – Post to Moments

You can post a photo on Moments on April Fool’s Day and say you are getting married, even if it is Someone will definitely believe it on April Fool's Day, and then comment or like it below. Once someone replies, you can ask her to do the same thing.

April Fool’s Day WeChat Tricks to Trick People 4 - WeChat Comments

Go to your friend’s Moments and comment as a WeChat assistant: The content you posted has been blocked due to special reasons. Encrypted, this circle of friends is only visible to you, please understand.

At this time, friends will definitely look for people everywhere to ask if they can see his circle of friends.