20 1 1 April Fool's prank message

April Fool's Day is coming. I want to wish you a happy holiday: I wish you clever tricks, clever tricks, funny tricks and a happy day. This message is a forecast.

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

Someone in the street smiles at you, which makes you feel beautiful. After laughing, you waved again, which really made people want to leave. I am embarrassed to bow my head and my face is red. I was really shocked. Oh, my god, my pants are on backwards!

You know, I am really sad. In such fierce competition. There are so many people who like you, but I have to give you up because-the price of hamburgers has gone up-and-why can't I find my coupon?

Baby, don't say I don't care about you. You know, this is the last message I can send. I will definitely leave it for you in our relationship, reminding you: don't forget to recharge me!

6. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, "Grandpa, borrow the donkey!" " !

7. Missing is like a kite. Far away, I can only look at the beauty of your flight, and the line is the only connection. Therefore, missing is a thread. Tie you at one end and me at the other. I just need a little pull, and you wag your tail at once.

8. The Tang Priest was kidnapped by a mountain thief. In order to demand ransom, the burglar called the Monkey King's mobile phone, and the prompt sounded: the other party has flown out of the service area! He asked Tang Priest: What's the date of Pig Bajie? Tang Priest: I sent it a short message, and it's watching!

From: Baoji Jiayuan. Com, original: /yulexixi/4387. html