A funny copy of the exam

Exam funny copy (selected 64 sentences) 1. After taking so many final exams, why not have an anniversary celebration, such as giving 20 points for 40 exams, giving 1 point for passing two subjects, and exempting any two subjects. The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when it was handed out, I decided to hide my strength. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I am finished. 4. Slag tells Slag that it is friendship, Slag tells Slag that it is love, Slag tells Slag that it is love, and Bully tells Slag that it is the final exam! Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off their grades? 6.？ I still can't see through fate after all. Speak human words? All my choices are wrong? 7. I have been taking exams for so many years. Why not hold an anniversary celebration? For example, if I take 40 subjects, I will get 20, if I pass two subjects, I will get one, and any two subjects will be exempted. After listening to English, the only thing I can understand is the first few words of Chinese. 9. The final exam is coming. I'm great at school. My parents will know soon. 10. Learning bullying during exams is like Wifi, and people within 0/0 meter of Fiona Fang are asking for passwords. 1 1. The same is true for binoculars. They were called generals on the battlefield and became hooligans at home. 12. I can't learn. I can't be happy I can't sleep. I ate too much. 13. I always feel that I am British when I take the Chinese exam, and I feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. Only when I took the math exam did I find myself an alien! 14.？ How was the exam? Sprite? Why? Because my heart is flying before the exam and my heart is cold after the exam? 15. You are my primary school. You can't score too much at the end of primary school. The red tick warms my heart and wishes me to pass every subject! 16. for god's sake, with thick soil as evidence, the grass people are willing to pass all the final exams with 20 kilograms of meat on them. 17. exams are like menstruation. Sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come. 18. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet. 19. I found that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, that is, I successfully avoid all the correct answers. 20. I want a stable score to resist the cruelty at the end of the term. 2 1. I don't want to I don't want to fail! 22. Sometimes the class is noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly became surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever had one? 23. Calculus will be in the examination room 1406 tomorrow. Is this telling me? Will you die? ? 24. Be a happy person from tomorrow, preview, review and do after-school exercises. I have a dream that I will face the final term and pass all my subjects. 25. Before every winter vacation, there is a long-planned exam to prevent it from coming. 26. Some people test strength, others test eyesight, and I test imagination. 27. Some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton Leibniz Lagrange? 28. Unfortunate things happen in the sky, and people will have misfortune and happiness. Good luck with the exam. 29. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores. 30. Why do you have to kill each other when you hand in a blank exam? 3 1. Look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent! 32. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called not at all, a kind of multiple-choice question called looking right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, a kind of application question called falling apart, and a kind of failing class called it doesn't matter! 33. When I get to high school, I envy college students for being admitted. I'm in college, and I can miss the failed high school. 34. The difference between Guo and Gua lies in whether it is O or A after hearing the result. 35. After reviewing, I am not happy. If you are unhappy, don't review. If you don't review, you will be happy, and the happy day will pass. 36. Every time the teacher says: Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform. ? I really want to put myself on the podium. 37. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing. 38. According to the Associated Press, President Obama is very honored that his family has appeared in the CET-6 of China University for many times. 39. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam, and others had already done the second question. 40. In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. There is only one week to review, and the exams are all things that I can't do. 4 1. In this world, the ocean is the widest, and the sky is wider than the ocean. What is wider than the sky? Examination scope? ! 42. Like Big Wolf, he appears as NB every semester and leaves as SB at the end of the semester. After the exam, we will shout: I will study hard next semester. 43. You should force yourself to be excellent, and then live proudly. The rest of your life is still long. Why are you panicking? In the future, you will appreciate your efforts. Don't choose comfort at the best age. Final exam, come on! 44. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength again. 45. The mid-term exam told me: When you lose confidence in a subject, don't lose heart. The next subject will always tell you that this subject is not your worst. 46. I have to ask my parents for a bangs at school. Is it because of my hairstyle that my grades can't go up? 47. Don't feel inferior, you are not more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you. 48. Achievement is like a slide. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down. 49. It can be seen that no matter what era, monthly exams, weekly exams and daily exams are eternal and immortal! 50. Be grateful and never give up! Even in the fiercest storm, we should have the courage to look up and face the front. Because please believe: any suffering experience, as long as it is not destruction, is wealth! Come on for the final exam! 5 1. Exams are like menstruation. Sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come. 52. I really failed in the final exam, but there is nothing I can do. I told you to take those classes! Don't ask me how I did in the final exam, I can only say that I was overwhelmed. 54. Mid-term exam ranking, you are ugly, I am handsome, and casual. 55. Whenever the teacher says to put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on the podium. 56. Self-improvement, ambition, long-term, virtue and dream. 57. The purpose of this final exam is four words: Focus on participation! 58. Don't call me by my name, please call me Guo Er. 59. The only advantage of the monthly exam is that we know who to turn to for homework answers. 60. Reviewing before the final exam is the icing on the cake for Shen Xue, the icing on the cake for Xueba, the icing on the cake for Jingwei, the goddess of mending the sky for Xuemo, and I am better. I'm ready to start this world! 6 1. Slag tells Slag that it is friendship, Slag tells Slag that it is love, Slag tells Slag that it is love, and Bully tells Slag that it is the final exam! 62. I have the heart to learn, but I have a failed life. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. 63. I hope to get a master's degree, don't be afraid of the exam! 64. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you take the final exam, you put the cheat sheet in your pocket, but you dare not take it out!