My girlfriend cried sweet words to comfort her-Europe and America.

How to comfort women in different countries with the same sentence when they feel uncomfortable? Europe and America: You need to cry, dear (you need to cry, baby). China: There's a courier for you!

A penfriend is getting married and going to her boyfriend's house to meet her parents. Boys and mothers are stronger, so they ask basin friends if they can cook as soon as they come up. My basin friend can't. She is incredibly cute and witty: "Aunt, in my house, my father cooks. He said that oil fumes hurt the skin and wouldn't let my mother go into the kitchen more. I also washed the dishes. " Immediately, the aunt shifted the front line and turned to look at the uncle. It was a slap in the face: "Look at him!"

A few small moments that make you angry quickly! Accurate enough to cry.

The road is very narrow, and the people in front are still walking slowly.

Hit my head.

Others said: I want to tell you something and then forget it.

WIFI is unstable and intermittent.

I received a text message from my friend at two o'clock in the morning. He said, "I just want to blind you."

I went to a company to apply for a salesman, and the interviewer took out his mobile phone and handed it to me and said, "Now, you have to find a way to sell me this mobile phone." I said, "This mobile phone is the most popular iPhone6 at present, and now it is sold to you at 8888 yuan." The interviewer shook his head. I said, "Don't buy it." Then I went home with my mobile phone.

Walking in the street, I saw a young beggar kneeling on the ground begging. I sighed, "you have hands and feet. Why not do something else on your knees? " He smiled and said, "I'm going to walk on my knees through the road I chose."

At lunch, my wife said, "From now on, whoever speaks first will wash the dishes." I nodded in agreement. You should have guessed the result later. After dinner, my wife said, "You didn't take the initiative to talk to me all lunch time, so you will be punished for washing dishes for one month."

Dad found that his son with cancer began to lose his hair. In order not to frighten his son, he and his son played a game, "Let's shave each other's hair instead." . . My son was very happy to find that he could have the same hairstyle as his father.

What he said is too reasonable for him to refute. . .

A special birthday present, the ups and downs of life come too fast, it's really exciting!

1 Why on earth are you wearing corn! !

1 Very practical tutorial on making hot pot. Share it with everyone!

1 If you feel that life is bleak, just shout, shout all the time, and shout until there is no oxygen, and you will find that there are suddenly many stars in front of you.

1 I feel that my deskmate is a literary genius! ! Writing a composition can write a person's name so completely! ! ! Oh, my God! Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm laughing!

1 talking about a wrong love is like wetting the bed, warming a quilt for a while.

1 tool repair. . . I am in a trance, and I am thriving. hahahaha

1 It's really an electric car! ! Ha ha ha ha! ! !

1 What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I will kill you with one hand?

1 It is time to get up in the morning. I finally got up the courage. I just prepared a carp to stand up and get up, but I forgot what I had to do just now and fell asleep. Alas, I can only blame the strange fish for only 7 seconds.

20. Love means having many meals together.